Dec 24, 2020 10:34 AM
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betmcc19721
Thanks Kentucky!
tomthOpPlayer
It’s his job to absorb the hate for these decisions. You have to blame all of the senate GOP. This is their fault.
imgned
scootymcdooty
I hope he is remembered for exactly what he is
beggingyourmajestyspardon
The Bitchus McConnellingus has a neck pouch that fills with puss and acid when it considers giving money to poor people
SethCronyn
Such a disgusting and vile human being.
Lobo82
Those who support him would rather starve than watch those they hate receive help.
OneGreatFap
All chins and zero balls. Fuck you, Mich. Fuck you.
UrsulatheArtist
Guillotine remembers
massaka123
I tell myself not to wish bad on people no matter what but this fuckface is stretching my patience.
bekindtoanimals
Right!?! FFS
EricPisch
Vile worthless cunt
tequilamockingbirb
Mitch is a bitch
neumatteo
Suck-ass sonofabitch.
captain5
When this man dies, the country will have a celebration. Punk ass bitch
Inkfinger
Where's that guy that makes typewriter quotes of comments? This of a personal favorite now.
Silnt39
And this is why they don't want people sharing memes. Their actions are destroying us and they don't want us talking about it.
hotdoginathermos
BootsDusty
[deleted]
BeardedMountainMann
Oi Mate, fuck you too!
dedpaen
If you really want this addressed, demand a recount. IN KENTUCKY!
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Exactly this, recount Kentucky, either he's revealed as a cheat or we know exactly who to blame.
WehWehWeh
I legit keep seeing this and reading as "remember to eat his face" and every time I'm like "will do"
fdr2104
When will Americans realise that the rest of the world doesn’t even see them as a free and fair country anymore?
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
Plenty of folks that still think America is the greatest country on Earth, folks will still holler it when we're back to Hoovervilles
StarscreamAndHutch
Come on GA! You can fix this problem for all of us since KY and the republicants won’t.
Watchtheadventuresofpeteandpete
Republicunts works well too.
odinsravenscloaca
What is going on in Kentucky that’s so good that they elect him again thinking that he is doing a good job for them much less the rest of us
J3lek
He's not a democrat and that's important to the Kentucky voter.
catsandcoke
ALLL of the GOPis at fault. They keep him as majority leader. They could vote differently. They fall in line instead.
B3N15
No one else actually wants the job. As much as the "Dems in disarray" narrative is salient, it's actually the Republicans that are split.
RedWingedBlackbirds
^this. He's responsible 'cause he's the leader. That doesn't mean I think the others aren't responsible for their silence & lack of action.
britishkid
1.They fall in line because he quite literally has control of who gets PAC funding for reelection. That, and his committee membership which
3.Gives him a lot of ways to slow down or halt a senators goals for their state. Basically, nothing happens in the senate, and no republican
Good points. These are things I didn't know. TIL - thanks!
...Can survive reelection without his money or permission. When you have power like that. Who needs kings anyway, right?
mephiston
10 gallons of rancid turtle piss in a 4 gallon jug
thisiswhotheyare
Accurate
mastodoff0
That's a whole album of songs right there.
gren2del
That is Country Billboard 100 right there
LordSintax79
I feel like "rancid turtle piss" is being too kind. Needs something more... crawly and unpleasant on every level. Like "cold centipede jizz"
I have 12 gallons
Uptoo11ven
They all should be lined up and shot for treason and murder. Immediately.
PianoMan2112
Good thing Trump recently re-enacted the firing squad for federal crimes.
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
A living ghoul
PoliticalWanderer
1) Also remember that if people suing businesses over COVID exposure was going to be a problem, why isn't it happening now, when there is no
2) liability shield? Why aren't petty, baseless, and frivolous lawsuits being filed all over the country from people and lawyers looking to
3) cash in? And why is he still on about it 8 months later when it hasn't happened, after he started pushing for it in April? What I think
4) is that it's not about some innocent mom and pop business being sued by employees or customers over exposure, it's about making sure your
5) big business corporate employer can force you back to work with no protections and no benefits when you get sick, and you have no choice
6) but to go along with it. It's about forcing the country and corporate economy back to normal, no matter how many peasants have to die or
n3ckr0mantic
Nearly half the people in the USA were cheerkng and ready to have a Dictator; so long as it was their color Dictator.
iainschmaloer
black people make up only 18% of the USA, not half, but yes, Obama wanted totalitarianism implemented
Counterfit
Bullshit projection.
Quiet, troll. I meant Red vs Blue.
freshgoatbutter
Take your medicine grandma!
pinkmilkyway
Oh freddled gruntbuggly how i hate poor people
TheSkyIsNotTheLimitThereAreFootprintsOnTheMoon11
No jawline. How does he fold towels?
MacClay
Does Mitch look like the kind of guy that does laundry? He probably doesn't even put it back on the rack. Just drops it on the floor.
Chumblecrumps
His face looks like it's peeling off
Zeddicuus
Why was the same picture placed side by side like it's a comparison?
eddbrowne
And next year he will still be majority leader; unless God tips the scale.
Rude
Thesavagehamster
People are downvoting you bc you're not verified, Mitch
I’m undercover
Mithi
For the Vogon, yes.
brianglass10
It’s the chins that I remember.
RobberBaronsBad
What chin? Its all jowls
OhhhThatDawgOfMine
Chins? That would mean he has a neck
TheVampireDante
Good, something to aim the axe at.
ThaWhiteRanger
He doesn't look human.
StoatOnARope
His chin-neck looks like the underside of a manta ray. I’m sure he’s a pod person in an ill fitting skin suit
Actually now I look again it’s possibly Voldemort hiding in there
Thismightbemypassword
That thing looks like face is separate object attached to a blob stalk
I bed the prop makers who built Jabba could make a convincing Mitch for a future movie.
funkAsDruck
Star Wars villains aren’t meant to be that scary
RussianBotAccount3000
His face reminds me of when the cheese falls off a soggy poorly made pizza
PerthAussieMike
And the disgusting thing is there will be people in dire circumstances like that who will DEFEND him and his ilk. WTF??
WombatWarriorr
Yeah like what?! Omg, unbelievable... sooooooo unfair how life can be, it’s crazyyyyy omg! Sksksksksksk
NicomoCosca
Nah another gem from the clearly hijacked account. Must be good money coming from Russia to act like a complete moron on imgur.
FeedTheRats
The propaganda works ?♂️
fiddlewheelx
They are brainwashed
heartlessninja6
Based off their demands, it seems they want the US to be a 3rd world country or dictatorship.
blarglebrle
If they defend him and are suffering then they get what they deserve. The consequences of their own actions and nothing more.
Shizzstains
Dumb people... or middle class republicans as they're referred to
FurtiveGlancer
With 400+ millions guns in the US, surprised that he/they hasn't caught a bullet yet...
A large chunk of those guns agree with him
GalacticLord
Because they are brainwashed monsters.
JonathanTheHeMan
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/235/781/ae6
patismaximus
Party over country.
My local newspaper will quote his "we need to get a stimulus passed" bullshit but not say jack about him blocking shit. It's horseshit
nemesisx00
More kindling for the pyre...
He embodies every bit of cruelty and evil that 'normal people' wish to indulge in but lack either the power or the courage to do openly
PieMasterOfTheRealm
Peoples hate for others is stronger than their hate for those who deserve it. They're programmed to attack others and never look inward
Ninjainslippers
Say what you will, he's the only thing preventing the radical libs from making George Soros do socialism or something.
OutOfWorkProstitute
The other disgusting thing is his face
Chalybos
If it ever actually DOES reach the point where the shit hits the fan, folks will probably remember whose side they took.
chucklemore
To own the libs.
Fistouille
Single-issue voters and/or poorly educated people and/or rich people
Knocking it out of the park. Idk how they can’t see this myopic view of the world as anything but self destructive.
swedishpancakeswithlingonberries
Yeah, because the OP post is not only addressing a single issue, right?
Askingforafriend37
Medicine, housing, utilities, food. I know counting is difficult because Mitch defunded education, so I’ll give you the answer. That’s 4.
sc363
5 really because he addressed that the lit. Protection was a breaking point for mitch. But dems are eating babies, so education point stands
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
so the target demographic of the Republican vote
samwyze
Listen, women shouldn't have sex, and if they do, they had better get punished. That's why I vote for McConnell. /s
pareidoliaperson
And people who think they'll have some privileges over others (republicans) when they have elected them?
LurkingAtTheOffice
Everyone knows colleges are just liberal indoctrination centers!
Silversalvation
"Me and my family may be starving, cold, broke, and sick, but at least im not a dirty liberal. With their alphabets and equality. "
PieAndPunch
I may not have food this Christmas but at least my senator is pro-life
iMarioGur
Lets talk when your daughter gets pregnant following a rape by a BLM protestor.
Well, if i rather make sure my children have a roof above their heads and food to eat. Any dad who thinks differently failed.
He is a hard working, well hung turtle-man trying to do his best in life.
It was a joke! He isn’t a turtle...
Skywatcher16
this has gone beyond satire.
No such thing
tell that to the people standing in the breadlines in person if you really believe it. and enjoy getting your teeth knocked in.
Respectable people, even. What are we?
mediumrare164
How are they respectable, supporting this policy
MstrES
Humans, or dancers?
Better ask the killers
You're both my friends now.
"Can you read my mind?"
you like meeeennnn
LasciviousHedgehog
Playing it a bit fast and loose with the word "people" there.
SneakEFoxxe
I get it but dehumanizing your political opposition seems like a slippery slope
Aslatra
That thing we hear in the distance is Nietzsche laughing.
sylvnal
They dehumanize themselves by acting Ike fucking swamp creatures.
They are not a political opposition, recognising them as such is a slippery slope. They are militant, armed, neo-fascist partisans.
I sorta agree about those guys but it’s a question of where to draw the line. Is your uncle who thinks Trump “tells it like it is” subhuman?
If your Uncle is willing to let people die then he is a monster.
Might just be an evil asshole, if he supports Trump and his conspirators criminal activity then I am 100% fine throwing him in with Trump
geistwindmedia
Must be new here. This is the site that actively calls for the murder of opponents, and in 2016/18 screamed that the voting machines were
Hacked, but in 2020 the very same machines with the same software versions, running on a lan line were unhackable. Logic holds no power here
Greatrbob
*golfclap
thesmelge
There were only two explanations for Trump winning. Hacking or lots of people actually are either fucking idiots, or scum.
So they can be hacked in 2016 and 18, but not 20, because you won? With the same firmware? Hardwired to internet connections this time?
Munda1
How DO people defend stuff like this? I’m actually curious. I only ever hear one side of these things.
TheKeytarPlatypus
A lot of americans believe they are “temporarily embarrassed millionaires” that believe some day those same laws might apply to them.
Caelumbro
My family would say it's the Liberals fault, show them evidence to the contrary and they say it's both sides.
ACENILC
I have friends on welfare/food stamps that vote R against their best interests because they think taxes shouldn't go to those programs. 1/2
They think people cheat the system and that is good enough reason. I'm not sure they'd even have a roof over their head if it wasnt for help
lokibringer
"Well, why should your work be responsible for your covid? You don't know for sure where you got covid, and even it was from work, you could
Have found a different job; maybe you should have gone back to school." Actual words my grandma used when I was complaining about not being
ThrowAwayAcct0000
My parents are the same way: they see getting paid for work as a virtue. I have siblings with mental problems that need to just take a year
and get actual treatment, but instead my parents insist that they have jobs, and not "be always asking for money." They don't need jobs,
Paid when I had to be off work because I had covid. These people are stuck in the past when workers were able to walk up and get jobs.
What makes it more enraging is that many old people, women, never had to work a day in their lives yet say shit like that.
betmcc19721
Thanks Kentucky!
tomthOpPlayer
It’s his job to absorb the hate for these decisions. You have to blame all of the senate GOP. This is their fault.
imgned
scootymcdooty
I hope he is remembered for exactly what he is
beggingyourmajestyspardon
The Bitchus McConnellingus has a neck pouch that fills with puss and acid when it considers giving money to poor people
SethCronyn
Such a disgusting and vile human being.
Lobo82
Those who support him would rather starve than watch those they hate receive help.
OneGreatFap
All chins and zero balls. Fuck you, Mich. Fuck you.
UrsulatheArtist
Guillotine remembers
massaka123
I tell myself not to wish bad on people no matter what but this fuckface is stretching my patience.
bekindtoanimals
Right!?! FFS
EricPisch
Vile worthless cunt
tequilamockingbirb
Mitch is a bitch
neumatteo
Suck-ass sonofabitch.
captain5
When this man dies, the country will have a celebration. Punk ass bitch
Inkfinger
Where's that guy that makes typewriter quotes of comments? This of a personal favorite now.
Silnt39
And this is why they don't want people sharing memes. Their actions are destroying us and they don't want us talking about it.
hotdoginathermos
BootsDusty
[deleted]
[deleted]
BeardedMountainMann
Oi Mate, fuck you too!
dedpaen
If you really want this addressed, demand a recount. IN KENTUCKY!
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Exactly this, recount Kentucky, either he's revealed as a cheat or we know exactly who to blame.
WehWehWeh
I legit keep seeing this and reading as "remember to eat his face" and every time I'm like "will do"
fdr2104
When will Americans realise that the rest of the world doesn’t even see them as a free and fair country anymore?
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
Plenty of folks that still think America is the greatest country on Earth, folks will still holler it when we're back to Hoovervilles
StarscreamAndHutch
Come on GA! You can fix this problem for all of us since KY and the republicants won’t.
Watchtheadventuresofpeteandpete
Republicunts works well too.
odinsravenscloaca
What is going on in Kentucky that’s so good that they elect him again thinking that he is doing a good job for them much less the rest of us
J3lek
He's not a democrat and that's important to the Kentucky voter.
catsandcoke
ALLL of the GOPis at fault. They keep him as majority leader. They could vote differently. They fall in line instead.
B3N15
No one else actually wants the job. As much as the "Dems in disarray" narrative is salient, it's actually the Republicans that are split.
RedWingedBlackbirds
^this. He's responsible 'cause he's the leader. That doesn't mean I think the others aren't responsible for their silence & lack of action.
britishkid
1.They fall in line because he quite literally has control of who gets PAC funding for reelection. That, and his committee membership which
britishkid
3.Gives him a lot of ways to slow down or halt a senators goals for their state. Basically, nothing happens in the senate, and no republican
RedWingedBlackbirds
Good points. These are things I didn't know. TIL - thanks!
britishkid
...Can survive reelection without his money or permission. When you have power like that. Who needs kings anyway, right?
mephiston
10 gallons of rancid turtle piss in a 4 gallon jug
thisiswhotheyare
Accurate
mastodoff0
That's a whole album of songs right there.
gren2del
That is Country Billboard 100 right there
LordSintax79
I feel like "rancid turtle piss" is being too kind. Needs something more... crawly and unpleasant on every level. Like "cold centipede jizz"
BeardedMountainMann
I have 12 gallons
Uptoo11ven
They all should be lined up and shot for treason and murder. Immediately.
PianoMan2112
Good thing Trump recently re-enacted the firing squad for federal crimes.
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
A living ghoul
PoliticalWanderer
1) Also remember that if people suing businesses over COVID exposure was going to be a problem, why isn't it happening now, when there is no
PoliticalWanderer
2) liability shield? Why aren't petty, baseless, and frivolous lawsuits being filed all over the country from people and lawyers looking to
PoliticalWanderer
3) cash in? And why is he still on about it 8 months later when it hasn't happened, after he started pushing for it in April? What I think
PoliticalWanderer
4) is that it's not about some innocent mom and pop business being sued by employees or customers over exposure, it's about making sure your
PoliticalWanderer
5) big business corporate employer can force you back to work with no protections and no benefits when you get sick, and you have no choice
PoliticalWanderer
6) but to go along with it. It's about forcing the country and corporate economy back to normal, no matter how many peasants have to die or
n3ckr0mantic
Nearly half the people in the USA were cheerkng and ready to have a Dictator; so long as it was their color Dictator.
iainschmaloer
black people make up only 18% of the USA, not half, but yes, Obama wanted totalitarianism implemented
Counterfit
Bullshit projection.
n3ckr0mantic
Quiet, troll. I meant Red vs Blue.
freshgoatbutter
Take your medicine grandma!
pinkmilkyway
Oh freddled gruntbuggly how i hate poor people
TheSkyIsNotTheLimitThereAreFootprintsOnTheMoon11
No jawline. How does he fold towels?
MacClay
Does Mitch look like the kind of guy that does laundry? He probably doesn't even put it back on the rack. Just drops it on the floor.
Chumblecrumps
His face looks like it's peeling off
Zeddicuus
Why was the same picture placed side by side like it's a comparison?
eddbrowne
And next year he will still be majority leader; unless God tips the scale.
BeardedMountainMann
Rude
Thesavagehamster
People are downvoting you bc you're not verified, Mitch
BeardedMountainMann
I’m undercover
Mithi
For the Vogon, yes.
brianglass10
It’s the chins that I remember.
RobberBaronsBad
What chin? Its all jowls
OhhhThatDawgOfMine
Chins? That would mean he has a neck
TheVampireDante
Good, something to aim the axe at.
ThaWhiteRanger
He doesn't look human.
StoatOnARope
His chin-neck looks like the underside of a manta ray. I’m sure he’s a pod person in an ill fitting skin suit
StoatOnARope
Actually now I look again it’s possibly Voldemort hiding in there
Thismightbemypassword
That thing looks like face is separate object attached to a blob stalk
brianglass10
I bed the prop makers who built Jabba could make a convincing Mitch for a future movie.
funkAsDruck
Star Wars villains aren’t meant to be that scary
RussianBotAccount3000
His face reminds me of when the cheese falls off a soggy poorly made pizza
PerthAussieMike
And the disgusting thing is there will be people in dire circumstances like that who will DEFEND him and his ilk. WTF??
WombatWarriorr
Yeah like what?! Omg, unbelievable... sooooooo unfair how life can be, it’s crazyyyyy omg! Sksksksksksk
NicomoCosca
Nah another gem from the clearly hijacked account. Must be good money coming from Russia to act like a complete moron on imgur.
FeedTheRats
The propaganda works ?♂️
fiddlewheelx
They are brainwashed
heartlessninja6
Based off their demands, it seems they want the US to be a 3rd world country or dictatorship.
blarglebrle
If they defend him and are suffering then they get what they deserve. The consequences of their own actions and nothing more.
Shizzstains
Dumb people... or middle class republicans as they're referred to
FurtiveGlancer
With 400+ millions guns in the US, surprised that he/they hasn't caught a bullet yet...
Counterfit
A large chunk of those guns agree with him
GalacticLord
Because they are brainwashed monsters.
JonathanTheHeMan
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/235/781/ae6
patismaximus
Party over country.
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
My local newspaper will quote his "we need to get a stimulus passed" bullshit but not say jack about him blocking shit. It's horseshit
nemesisx00
More kindling for the pyre...
TheAngryMarineBiologist
He embodies every bit of cruelty and evil that 'normal people' wish to indulge in but lack either the power or the courage to do openly
PieMasterOfTheRealm
Peoples hate for others is stronger than their hate for those who deserve it. They're programmed to attack others and never look inward
Ninjainslippers
Say what you will, he's the only thing preventing the radical libs from making George Soros do socialism or something.
OutOfWorkProstitute
The other disgusting thing is his face
Chalybos
If it ever actually DOES reach the point where the shit hits the fan, folks will probably remember whose side they took.
chucklemore
To own the libs.
Fistouille
Single-issue voters and/or poorly educated people and/or rich people
heartlessninja6
Knocking it out of the park. Idk how they can’t see this myopic view of the world as anything but self destructive.
swedishpancakeswithlingonberries
Yeah, because the OP post is not only addressing a single issue, right?
Askingforafriend37
Medicine, housing, utilities, food. I know counting is difficult because Mitch defunded education, so I’ll give you the answer. That’s 4.
sc363
5 really because he addressed that the lit. Protection was a breaking point for mitch. But dems are eating babies, so education point stands
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
so the target demographic of the Republican vote
samwyze
Listen, women shouldn't have sex, and if they do, they had better get punished. That's why I vote for McConnell. /s
pareidoliaperson
And people who think they'll have some privileges over others (republicans) when they have elected them?
LurkingAtTheOffice
Everyone knows colleges are just liberal indoctrination centers!
Silversalvation
"Me and my family may be starving, cold, broke, and sick, but at least im not a dirty liberal. With their alphabets and equality. "
PieAndPunch
I may not have food this Christmas but at least my senator is pro-life
iMarioGur
Lets talk when your daughter gets pregnant following a rape by a BLM protestor.
iMarioGur
Well, if i rather make sure my children have a roof above their heads and food to eat. Any dad who thinks differently failed.
BeardedMountainMann
He is a hard working, well hung turtle-man trying to do his best in life.
BeardedMountainMann
It was a joke! He isn’t a turtle...
Skywatcher16
this has gone beyond satire.
BeardedMountainMann
No such thing
Skywatcher16
tell that to the people standing in the breadlines in person if you really believe it. and enjoy getting your teeth knocked in.
mastodoff0
Respectable people, even. What are we?
mediumrare164
How are they respectable, supporting this policy
MstrES
Humans, or dancers?
PerthAussieMike
Better ask the killers
mastodoff0
You're both my friends now.
mastodoff0
"Can you read my mind?"
MstrES
LasciviousHedgehog
Playing it a bit fast and loose with the word "people" there.
SneakEFoxxe
I get it but dehumanizing your political opposition seems like a slippery slope
Aslatra
That thing we hear in the distance is Nietzsche laughing.
sylvnal
They dehumanize themselves by acting Ike fucking swamp creatures.
LasciviousHedgehog
They are not a political opposition, recognising them as such is a slippery slope. They are militant, armed, neo-fascist partisans.
SneakEFoxxe
I sorta agree about those guys but it’s a question of where to draw the line. Is your uncle who thinks Trump “tells it like it is” subhuman?
GalacticLord
If your Uncle is willing to let people die then he is a monster.
LasciviousHedgehog
Might just be an evil asshole, if he supports Trump and his conspirators criminal activity then I am 100% fine throwing him in with Trump
geistwindmedia
Must be new here. This is the site that actively calls for the murder of opponents, and in 2016/18 screamed that the voting machines were
geistwindmedia
Hacked, but in 2020 the very same machines with the same software versions, running on a lan line were unhackable. Logic holds no power here
Greatrbob
*golfclap
thesmelge
There were only two explanations for Trump winning. Hacking or lots of people actually are either fucking idiots, or scum.
geistwindmedia
So they can be hacked in 2016 and 18, but not 20, because you won? With the same firmware? Hardwired to internet connections this time?
Munda1
How DO people defend stuff like this? I’m actually curious. I only ever hear one side of these things.
TheKeytarPlatypus
A lot of americans believe they are “temporarily embarrassed millionaires” that believe some day those same laws might apply to them.
Caelumbro
My family would say it's the Liberals fault, show them evidence to the contrary and they say it's both sides.
ACENILC
I have friends on welfare/food stamps that vote R against their best interests because they think taxes shouldn't go to those programs. 1/2
ACENILC
They think people cheat the system and that is good enough reason. I'm not sure they'd even have a roof over their head if it wasnt for help
lokibringer
"Well, why should your work be responsible for your covid? You don't know for sure where you got covid, and even it was from work, you could
lokibringer
Have found a different job; maybe you should have gone back to school." Actual words my grandma used when I was complaining about not being
ThrowAwayAcct0000
My parents are the same way: they see getting paid for work as a virtue. I have siblings with mental problems that need to just take a year
ThrowAwayAcct0000
and get actual treatment, but instead my parents insist that they have jobs, and not "be always asking for money." They don't need jobs,
lokibringer
Paid when I had to be off work because I had covid. These people are stuck in the past when workers were able to walk up and get jobs.
sylvnal
What makes it more enraging is that many old people, women, never had to work a day in their lives yet say shit like that.