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Sep 19, 2017 12:56 AM
FragileDonkey
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Heeeyyoooo
I mean she did catch it in her mouth
Renuvian
Oh, it's on!
webx9001
foxitsatrap
I'm just impressed that she caught most of her food on her plate
TheUltimateMeme
Smooth
DistractedBoyfriendIsAmerica
Looks like they are in a restaurant not a nutshell. I don't even think they would fit in a nutshell.
WhySoDucky
That's more an how to eat spaghetti italian style
pixe1adrift
wife her
zestee
She goes for next level shit. I would totally date her.
ObscureReferencing
Liz Lemon style flirting you mean
LarssHoneytoast
My technique
XxDreMisterxX
now that's skill.
mrhavok666
She's definitely old enough to be his mom
zacnotes
Best part is that she catches all the spaghetti on the plate.
DranksAndDragons
Most of.
Lordisgaea1
Oh god... she's perfect!
PatrickSpong
Awww! It's just like Lady and the Tramp, only far more disgusting!!
DandySpaceCowboy
SheldonCooper1510
+1 for making me laugh
Mindshard
It was intentional. She was letting him know she can take a load in the face without complaining.
HuevosConCarnage
This is flirting? Fuck, I've been doing it wrong this whole time.
TrustMeImABassist
WIFE HER
ExcrementCarver
Why should anyone trust your opinion?
SorryImAwkwardSorry
Whale biologist. Also bassist
ExcrementCarver
What kinda bass ya rockin?
AnythingMuchShorter
Well, we know she doesn't mind getting hit in the face with a load of sauce.
Shifuede
And she loves the noodle in her mouth.
RelevantForOnce
no, this is flirting in a nutshell
iamdanman
She's a keeper
AdaMR96
Definetly
BenSnow97
Nah, keepers rarely take a bludger to the face, more like a chaser or a seeker
TheDrunkenWrench
Scott Sterling?
Paperbagman5
Oh just take your stupid +1 already
scriptsarge
Not gonna lie... that would totally work on me.
d0o0o0d
...I would be sufficiently intrigued to follow up.
MaltesersAreTheBest
Best post of the day!
Displicentlickeroflittlethings
Almost
MaltesersAreTheBest
Link me one better, please. It's needed desperately.
ItsFRONKENsteen
she's adorable.
EmotionallyTransparent
I agree. I would definitely go sit next to a woman who values humor over self image any day. As an old man I would have so many stories.
jubelous
You're an old man and your name is GrizzlyGamer23, love it!
EmotionallyTransparent
Not there yet. 34. But I would have plenty of stories to tell by the time I grew old with her.
SubsetofReality
Sauce?
Mockingbirb
Yes.
VerdantApollo
TheLark
Looks like a bolognese.
TheyCalllMeTIM
Marinara
GTASanAndreasQuotes
No ketchup just sauce, raw sauce THE TING GO SKRRRRRA
HowMuchMethWasInvolvedHere
Yes I know.
Displicentlickeroflittlethings
I'm sure is bolognesa.
SneakyNeeks2
Presumably pomodoro
RalphtheMagnif
All over her face and chest
dudeiamadude
Mind sync
Dontdeprivemeofmydelusion
Quite a bit, too.
42ndLifetime
With a meatball.
perryTheCrackhead
on spaghettio
bychance
Spaghetti
ltsDizzyD
Appears to be A good Bolognese
Mockingbirb
No, that's a good bolognese:
KinseyLocke
Vous les femmes - French crazy ladies https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzGl5EDvG9IkxEON4fJFJiA
Wishbone10
You just had to be the nice guy
Kellbomber
Looks like tomato.
Flackblack42
T1Diabeeta
Is he drinking mouthwash? I've never seen such a green drink!!
igotasweetass
Looks like a straight melon liquor,which would be gross....
Klnwltrnk
Monster and the blue Mountain Dew
tzxAzrael
kool-aid
GenuinelyJess
I thought Liquid Marijuana!
icetravanti
Absinthe
pluviofile
Watermelon juice. The artificial kind.
KSVagrant
It's guarunteed to knock you on your ass. Unless you're dextro DNA, if you are it'll kill ya.
rubmymanclit
Reminds me of Waldmeister
spawnofG
just menthol liker quite sweet actualy
druu
In Germany you get Cola and Lemonade in that color... It's colored by Chlorophyl which happen to kill Garlic Breath within an hour. SCIENCE!
mattdubois
Chartreuse
SomewhereBetweenTheSacredSilenceAndSleep
Liquid upvotes
aworkoffiction
Creme de menthe
zrXO
appletini
dankmemesnsteelbeams
Look up a "green dinosaur" it's a local favorite with the college kids
L34k
Green River Soda
gypsylatrine
so good
BurlRavenscroft
Appletinis are delightful
Craftworks
Pisang Ambon. 21% alc. Banana flavour Liqueur https://imgur.com/6fwsAQf
YouCheckedTheUsernameHaveACookie
Midori
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
Big Hamish?
Gayforbae
Midori isn't electric teal
IMakePretzelsFromScratch
In japan, they have melon soda and it is the strangest bright green! It's pretty popular too.
Paperbagman5
Gotta try that some time.
MenloPart
We call that "Antifreeze" here in the U.S.
ButAlorsYouAreFrench
Looks like it's in France, so my guess is : menthe à l'eau (mint syrup with water) or diabolo menthe (mint syrup with European style >
ButAlorsYouAreFrench
>sprite-like lemonade). No alcohol, kids usually drink that.
axelmanFR
I'm an adult, and I usually drink diabolo menthe
marsbaltz
Crème de menthe
SirChadwellHeath
(it's what the Pope drinks) https://youtu.be/oKMQKgSnGy8?t=2m12s
Dopplerfart
I mistakenly ordered crème de merde once, not amusing
Gayforbae
Shit cream?
Dopplerfart
Yeaaap
iamdanman
Absinthe
shizukaze01
Spirit
iamkarlpilkington
"The drink that makes you want to kill yourself instantly" - Bernard Black
jad092
Yes
BaronvonSimian
Makes the heart grow fonder
Leofric
Yes and she wasnt even there...
CuntsAreFun
Absinthe turns cloudy when cold water and sugar is added, as it should be drunk.
IllTakeEight
Absinthe during daylight hours? That guy is not messing around.
jeandolly
He was just absinthminded...
Bryanv95
He is what the youngings call "savage"
StunnedGoofy
AnjoLagrimas
Creme soda is green and tasty!
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
What cream soda are you drinking?
gopnick
Тархун
skittootles
there's one in South Africa that's green.. i grew up there and when people say creme soda that's what i know it as
AnjoLagrimas
As @skittootles mentioned..the creme soda in South Africa is green and bloody delicious.
letsgetfuad
Yasss, South Africa for the win. Creme Soda is NOT clear! It's Hella green.
amoeba15
Vess cream soda is pink