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MRW one of the newly hired trainees, tries to tell me how to do my job.
Dec 31, 2013 3:27 AM
DickinAb0x
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Dominian
Yes. Never listen to new people with different views. Stay in your set ways. You are perfection.
TheOrgazoid
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/dbp.gif
holdfireblondie
I was a temp while going to grad school and figured out how to do the work of 4 full time people with an excel formula. No one listened lol
r0773n
When they try to do that to me, this goes threw my head.
ValaShen
IAmCaptainOblivious
I'm with OP. Don't confuse telling me how to do my job with listening to ideas. Completely different.
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
Or you could. You know... Listen to see if it's any good. Give them a few tips or pointers if you don't agree, or actually learn 1/2
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
something if you do think they have a point. 2/2
cozze07
What does MRW mean? I see it all the time. Too lazy to google it :(
twerkingforsatan
+1 for anything dave chappelle
StereotypeEuropeanMale
"Listen here you lil' shit"
DunDuhDunDuhDunDuhSalsaShark
Well naturally you shouldn't listen to her if your Dave Chapelle.
thechancesofthisusernamebeingtakendecreaseasikeeptyping
I'm impressed that you own a Dave Chapelle, but what did he do?
DunDuhDunDuhDunDuhSalsaShark
________________________________^ '_e Way to go SalsaShark, your a fucking idiot.
howmanydoscoulddindudoifdindudindonuffin
If my Dave Chapelle what?
secondcoming
You bastard! I came here to say exactly the same thing.
wracky
Granted, the "newbie" will get a lot of stuff wrong, but listen anyway. Either to correct them, or sometimes, get some new insights :)
Ninjinister
Ahaha I've had that feeling.
joboo
mine
briedis
Sauce from the sketch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJsvecIzjXA
PoopingRightNow
Dave Chapelle will always get my +1
themanthemyththecharles
As a cop, when one of my old trainees tried to take my seat at the briefing table.
hendeaux
"I know more than you"- Ron Swanson
Mokoni
It's more of a HOW they tell you...
NiceGuysFinishFirst
Obviously you don't know how to do your job OP :P
Miel
My reaction when i'm one of the newly hired trainees and a guy tells me how to do my job. When he doesn't even know what is my job.
kamosey
PlannedPizzahood
Mr. Hawaii 5-0 in the background is fucking loving that shit.
karmakarmkarmakarmakarmachameleon
because they couldn't possibly have anything to offer...
HotMilky
I like your 'fro.
brap
Not listening to new ideas is the hallmark of an excellent employee.
thatoneguyfrommn
An innovative employee. A real "go-getter"!
demut
To be fair, tried and true approaches > by-the-book ones
repsac
New idea != a good idea, especially from someone who is still in training.
SerialKitten666
OP said he was told what to do, doesn't sound like it was an idea or suggestion...
DroopyTheDawg
To be fair that's just what OP says, a lot of people will frame any idea that doesn't come from them as "telling me how to do my job"
SerialKitten666
I agree. We have zero context. But plenty of new little shits who don't know what they're talking about.
twiggly
(1) Depends on the job, though. I work in a call center, and a lot of the older employees give out misinformation all the fucking time.
twiggly
(2) They REALLY don't like it when you try to correct them. I've been there 2 years now, and I'm still cleaning up their messes.
twiggly
(3) But they also throw out ridiculous rules at us that make our jobs harder and confuse our customers. The newer people were trained with
twiggly
(4) these rules, and I just listen to them struggle on their calls while I keep using the tried and true method.
DuckMom
Isn't this what supervisors are for? Or is your supervisor one of those older employees?
IGetBannedAlot
Mine
BigBirdsBrownCrustyAsshole
Hahahahahaha I upvoted you to 666
SharksInSpace
grilledjesus
I just slap em with this face
1muricaplz
Nothing says 'bite me' quite like stroke eyes
CATSandDRAGONS
Extremely accurate. Thank you for this!
ParadoxLoops
so much attitude and bitchiness... +1
itsMentah
Does it keep getting closer??
meowmeeowmeoww
Ahhhhhhh THATS SO TERRIFYING.
GuyWhoIsGreat
u wot
foreverimgurian
It's dark in my room and that gif scared me
itsGood4you
spot on :D
theLay
more like this:
TehKGB
http://imgur.com/y7rixJk
RockmanModelZ
ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney
"Uh. Filthy [Casuals/peasants]" (Delete as applicable)
MrPredator
This would be my reaction, if I had a job.
ANGRYBATMAN
http://imgur.com/OEldwUw
vidiv
"u wot m8, i'll do ur 'ead in."
BalmDeBono
As a french, I got really confused 'cause "trainée" is a real bad bad word here, meaning "whore", but a disgusting one.
johnyspot
TIL. Imagine a trainée trainee. Yum.
Magster2004
Trainee means someone in training for a new job. Unless you already figured that out, then terribly sorry, have a fabulous day!
BalmDeBono
Ah ah yes I got that, thank you anyway and have a fabulous day as well :)
BatmansFirstEnemyWasCalledManBat
As an English, that's hilarious!
HalloweenAintTillManana
Over here we just call them trannys.
BalmDeBono
No no no they're real women. "trainer" means something like "walking around", so "une trainée" is walking around hunting dicks.
HalloweenAintTillManana
It was a joke about disgusting whores being trannys. Sorry either language barrier or just a bad joke.
BalmDeBono
Oh don't be sorry, I'm far from being a fast thinker :)
01100011011000010111001001100001
tranny??
BalmDeBono
nope , they're real women, it comes from "trainer", which means like "to trail", so basically "trainées" are trailing around for dicks.
RandomFlotsam
As in, she is so bad, that she still is learning which parts go where? A trainee prostitute? "You incompetent newbie whore!"
BalmDeBono
Ah lol no, she exactly knows what's she doing, let's say "une trainée" is worse than a whore.
demut
She is worn out is what he means.
secondcoming
As a French what?
ToxicPineapple
Fry
TittySprinkle
Stewart
SenorFuzzyPants
A French Trainée obviously.
iDrinkDrano
A. French. Maybe the A is for Andre? Andrea? Allen?
BalmDeBono
Hum... french person? french guy? french french?
secondcoming
Frenchie :)
Summersky
Frenchies are french bulldogs ! :D
Summersky
Oooooh! A French French ~@___@~
someuser
I tend to listen to people that are 'below' me in corporate structure because I'm aware that I don't know everything and I'm not perfect.
arrogancio
Incoming beta
someuser
I'd suggest it is the alpha who is so secure in his status/role/life that he doesn't mind being questioned :)
esbo
I agree. I've learned things from younger, newer employees and taught older, veteran employees.
someuser
Quite. Though that being said, feel free to educate them and/or kick them in the crotch if they're wrong
TheGillMachine
As a trainer, FNGs are fucking idiots, though. Be humble and listen more than you talk. My time is much more valuable than you.
kerico
New employees can have valuable insight because they are approaching the problem from a fresh perspective.
groversleeves
HUMBLEBRAG
Everythingisracist
I make bets, who ever is wrong has to read the training guide again.
fiss1on
Ha! Gaaaay!
petezahutt
Most people do, doesn't mean they are right. Especially if they are new to the company.
someuser
Of course, but if they're not right you can tell them why, then they'll hopefully not make the mistake themselves
johnyspot
Wait, you mean if two people engage in healthy conversation, with the intention to learn, someone leaves the conversation having learned? :O
someuser
It's madness what can be achieved when people are open to having their ideas challenged :o
johnyspot
You have literally just blown my mind. Literally.
AlienFromJupitersMoonGanymede
So you mean...you're actually a reasonable person?! GET THE PITCHFORKS OUT!
someuser
I'm a software engineer by trade, so people just starting work often (though not always) know the latest and greatest techniques.
Ihaveafork
Way ahead of you.
Barkinsons
Goddamnit where did you get it
Ihaveafork
Stole it from a dictator of lemons and fish.
someuser
That being said, they don't always understand a system well enough to implement those techniques
JasperSirGalahad
DAMN IT FORGOT MY PITCHFORK!!!! But I just so happen to have some tar and feathers though.
CindyWho4
*gathers torches and those huge log things to ram doors with*
AncalagontheBlack
I tend to deliver advice to more experienced people in the form of "why do we not do this?"
someuser
That, or have them talk you through their idea step by step in detail and hopefully they see why it might not be a good idea (1/2)
someuser
(2/2) or they'll convince you why it might be a good idea
CommanderDick
This . As a Supervisor with multiple people below me, listening to them can sometimes offer great insight and ideas.
ColdPizzaTieDyeShirtsBrokenHearts
Key word being "sometimes".
someuser
As long as they've put thought into their ideas
brizzleyournizzle
Agreed but big difference in suggestions vs telling someone how to do their job. Of course we don't know exact context of OPs post
sardeliac
TIL "newly hired trainees" are the best source of corporate wisdom.
someuser
They are ~a~ source, not the best :)
sardeliac
They are not *a* source until after they are trained.
someuser
Just because someone doesn't have specific training doesn't mean they don't have domain knowledge or useful insights.
sardeliac
You actually believe that, don't you? How long have you been in the working world, out of curiosity?
themouseking
Oh piss off!
someuser
Thanks for your input, king of rodents, but I think I'll choose not to follow the advice based on it being utterly fucking useless \o/
schwiftyschwa
This is adorable. You're adorable.
themouseking
You people give me a fucking mousegrain sometimes. I am done with you petty shites!
sellek9000
all hail the king.
AnotherImgurianEnglishman
Jimmies rustled over here.
someuser
Whoa, slow down your majesty. Who took the jam out of your doughnut?
themouseking
It was that fucking cat again.