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MRW my mom is talking on the phone with someone and says "Huh? Oh yeah, he's right here."
May 24, 2014 4:13 PM
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Barkers87
Shortly followed by me shaking my head and hands, mouthing "I'm not here!"
Drakhma
"wut" no im not here sry/ then go hide
Aluneth
MarcTheRN
LordFluffinstein
Vplay3
U wot m8
LordChappers
Is no one aware that someone seriously thinks a collar is a doggie belt?
Proudfoots
I'm pretty sure it's a harness...
JewsQueersAndEskimosINeverReallyCaredFor1
"Meet your new stepfather"- Your mom. "Hello you little bastard"- Me
TheMightyBearodactyle
Is he short
FlamingAnus
Mine
threepete
source?
TheOriginalNonfiction
That's when I get asked to look something up or become a chauffeur...
SummerSerenity
"DID YOU JUST" -dog
ImportantQuestions
"Here" - Mom handing me the phone.
ElricDelric
"asjdkflwkdsk;" -Me trying to figure out how to react.
DonaldTrumpsPubicCombover
"Who is it?" "Just take it!"
AkLonewolf
I hate that. I really hate people just handing the phone to me.
blueberriesarenotforsale
someone just ruined the perfect 666 points.....and now it's up to 671....ok, I can upvote now
DVSBSTrD
"I sense a great disturbance in the force."
IstealmyGIFsfromdeadspin
nobody is going to comment on the pug's belt?
BubberFantasyonline
Lord Tyrion?
Rockinsocks
R u fkn srs.
FunFactGuyThatNoOneCaresAbout
MRW I smell chocolate.
poogie67
That collar is a PugZziar...like a brazzier but for Pugs.
HeyFreckleFace
http://imgur.com/4ctKlXS
VivaLaFrenchy
Always upvote Star Lord
TommyCreo
Who?
ChchchChipandDale
How is he so adorable?
Godsfireworks
Who? (I swear if I get downvoted because you don't get the joke....)
Wexward
Her? (Same circumstance)
moreoats
I don't know, but I just want to snuggle him!
ChchchChipandDale
Well tbh I'd like to do a lot more but I would settle for snuggling
YouGottaRiskItToGetTheBiscuit
My dog's reaction when I say loudly: I'm going to EAT you!
SinkLineAndHooker
That collar is more like a belt
invar
Whatchu sayin bout me?
lincolnlizard
So that's how you put collars on them
LesbianPenguins
So are we all just gonna ignore how annoyingly wrong that pug is wearing his harness?
Cambric
The days where you pick up another phone to listen. Cell phones changed everything.
MaxwellSilver
I miss those times. Now it's just NSA who's eavesdropping.
Equinox13
Yeah. Now you can't listen in, so when you hear it, it's already too late to do anything but bolt.
robotdinosaursattack
Once in awhile we used to be able to listen in on phone conversations on a certain radio channel, it was great.
MaxwellSilver
I miss those times. Now it's just NSA who's eavesdropping.
sidfromtoystory
"I CAN HEAR BREATHING!"
guyskissing
I miss landlines, especially when I'm watching movies from 70's-90's
lawyerboi
I dont care if theyre useless, Im getting a landline just for the nostalgia!
masterchieffloyd
That all changed when the cell phone nation attacked.
Tech3090
MOM!!! GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE!!! IM SEXTING!!!! FUCK!!
Chevellefreak90
You had to be SO CAREFUL picking the receiver up.. and set it down SO GENTLY. I always felt so bad ass for snooping
Sinniri
Chubbach
"what did I do this time?"
kittyboney21
lol
McBubblesTheCuntDestroyer
NIGGA WHAT YOU SAY?
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
MRW my mom talks about me like I'm not even there & says stuff that's no one's business.
Orobas
Well they say the brain shrinks 2% with each pregnancy. It's more obvious in some breeders than others.
TimeWoundsAllHeels
Apparently I used to like being naked a lot...my mum likes to inform people of this fact
ProbablyNotJosephFink
MRW http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/717/609/cfd.gif
SurfingSano
Change that to dad and sister and you have my life in a nutshell. +1
thisisthebesticouldowithouthaspacebar
True facts, my dad will tell people stories of when I've projectile vomited before and make fun of it. dude's an ass.
TardCat
Yep, he's still got the rash on his wee-wee Officer.
Hockosi
MY MOM DOES THAT TOO!
boredtiredandamused
Or the other way: "Oh it's just me alone tonight, (friend), I'm so bored". Uhm me and my brother are sitting right here. Thanks mom.
Cariyaga
This (among other things) is exactly why I don't trust my family.
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
My Grandma does that. She'll turn to my Mom while I'm right there and say, "So does she still date that guy?" sigh. Could just ask ME but no
SardonicAlly
Mother has this habit of almost killing me off while talking on phone. "She is unwell. Asthma is getting worse.." What the fuck, Ma?
MetalHalide
Except, now it is everyone's business.
PastaIsLife
I HAAATE THIS
MyCatOwnsMySoul
Yeah, I've been there too. My mom to my husband: "How can you stand her? She's so bossy and moody." Gee thanks mom.
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
When I meet a new girls parents, I typically fish for embarrassing childhood stories and the evil mom instantly likes talking to me.
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ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
So pick you up next Friday night?!
cellpunk
"He's not as smart as he thinks he is." I'm pretty sure she even knew I could hear from inside the other room.
professionalkittycat
And you can't even argue back because then she knows you've been listening in!
FoolmeJuans
Yep, mine will gossip about my life even though I', 4 meters away
PeepBunnies
Storytime. My step mom does this. My fiancé and I got married earlier than we originally wanted to. Still in college. 1/?
PeepBunnies
My parents were making more money and it would greatly reduce financial aid. So we were going to just get married at the courthouse. 2/?
PeepBunnies
I told her not to go tell the whole family. I knew they would gossip and just think I was pregnant or something. -.- Well I was right. 3/3
Thrackrum
If you ever want to have your child never confide in you again, start telling other people things they've told you without their consent.
edog9897
"Yah he still pees the bed, actually funny story...."
MetalJesus
People talking about me like I'm not in the room is one of my biggest berserk buttons.
AbusiveWankerVEVO
Calm down. Are you on your period?
Candymostdandy
I once heard my mom telling someone on the phone I was having diarrhea, I asked who she was talking to...it was my crush at the time.
Zodi
Why would she be talking to your crush?
Candymostdandy
We were friends and he would call...neither of us had the courage to tell the other we liked them...Ser Jorah style.
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
I NEED TO KNOW IF YOU ARE LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH HIM
Candymostdandy
No, he was scared my diarrhea was contagious.
dearintheheadlights
My mom tells random made-up stories about me. "Yeah she had the shrimp at that new restaurant and she hated it." That never happened mom!
stupidlaugh
My mum tells stories but wildly exaggerates them to make them funnier or something. "Mum, that's not even remotely how it went."
ilovecat
I think that's a mom thing
iamnotabutterfly
My mom does the same thing! I wonder why.
MimaMaxima
Reading all these replies makes me think we all have the same mom. Maybe when they become a mom they all share a consciousness from momverse
allonsybadwolf
My mom does that too, and when I point it out she gets really pissed off.
JamesHalpert
My mom tells stories of things that did happen. But the details are always so far off it's a stretch to consider it the same story.
dearintheheadlights
I'm so glad I'm not the only one with a mildly crazy mother.
Zodi
that's not normal...
dearintheheadlights
After 25 years of living with her, I'm pretty sure she's a compulsive liar. But only about mundane things that don't matter to anyone.
HannahAbbott
My mom is the same. It doesn't really matter but it is so irritating.
apoxy
Same thing happens to me :P
UpvotesForCalicos
"SHE HAD HER FIRST PERIOD!!" *dies inside*
cbjfan
sup.gif
kkus
Did you... bleed to death?
UpvotesForCalicos
No.
petchlonk
"SHE TOOK A MONSTER POOEY TODAY, POOR THING HAD DIARRHEA" *rolls in grave*
ChchchChipandDale
Man this makes me appreciate mom. Me-hey I started my period her- ok
UpvotesForCalicos
You lucky bitch.
kkus
lizabean
Oh my god I was just going to comment about this. The whole family knew before I even knew what was happening
iritebooks
My mom told everyone in the area. We were on vacation too. And she LOUDLY called everyone back home from the middle of the store.
cuddlefurnace
Excitedly relate to your friends that, if she has not yet, she will be having her last period soon. See how that goes over. :D
mechanimated
Pretend to call a friend and be like "I wanted to ask her if I could go out but she's been shitting for like 45 minutes. Yeah. Yeah I know".
MyLuggageAteMyHomework
Within MINUTES of telling my mom I got my period she was on the phone telling one of her friends -_-
Jyppii
Oh my god the cringe.
DinosaurDisco
Ugh my mom did that :( Which is why I don't tell her important things anymore, unless I want the whole world to know.
UpvotesForCalicos
If I ever have a baby my mom will be the last to know. I'll just send a mass email to all my female relatives that only says "I'm pregnant."