Thank for clearing that up, AP.  Good job.

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"Smart People Don't Like Me" Uh, Duhhhh

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143487

You Maniacs! You Blew It Up! Ah, Damn You! God Damn You All to Hell!

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64872

You are an astronaut if you study & train to be an astronaut & you are paid to be an astronaut. You are a passenger if you are a rich over praised celebrity who pays for a ticket & floats around in a flattering blue outfit (& has danced with left shark).

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980

Meme coin failure... oh no! Anyway....

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1007

Wanna see my picture on the cover

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349

His mother-in-law must love rebus puzzles

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Cliff Richard is an aggressive wanker

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1303

And no reach around

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DEAREST JOE,

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535

Sometimes you don't need to be the bigger person

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"Let them eat cereal"

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Mike Johnson, amidst his mess in Congress, falls back on his favorite "candy" bar for some stress relief.

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WANKER!

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$20,000,000.00 for Reddit API Access?

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11

510

Rishi Sunak asks homeless man if he's "iN bUsInEsS"

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1

645

Wanker

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11463

They finally got the message

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2413

Reading the Russian News Agency is repeatedly jaw dropping. This is what the Russian's are reading from their press/leader...

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1401

Gnome - Kraken Wanker

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135349

Merry Christmas from the king of the wankers.

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1777

By saying it's business sector's responsibility, Boris Johnson washed his hand of the Brexit failure.

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Ted Lasso

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142988

If I worked here I'd quit.

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1525

Trump right now

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2

1315

Let's see if he notices

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4

640

Oh fuck I didn't expect this please make it stop

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3

884

Hard to find a good mates these days

0

0

3772

The word that unites us.

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681166

Every loop is an opportunity to observe something new

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9

9220

Merry christmas everyone!

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0

426

You can’t stop The WOOD!!!

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107025

ABBA’s less successful follow up for Dancing Queen

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86600

For those of us who live in Toronto and take the TTC.

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4498

Beetlejuice

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2

8426

"Ejaculating at least 21 times a month significantly reduces a man's risk of prostate cancer,"

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25

3211

After two kids, masturbation is highly encouraged in our household.

4

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1542

MRW I’m on vacation with the the GF and her sister and brother in law but there is zero alone time, not even a good time for a wank!

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32882

What a wanker...

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20

31375

MRW a selfie gets a few upvotes in usersub instead of the usual treatment

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444569

Teabagging? Do em' worse you wanker! 

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5153

Not sure if this had been posted yet. A school in Australia was raising money for girls education in Africa by everyone wearing a dress and giving a donation. The hoped to raise $900, then this idiot tweeted.

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148637

We all thought he was joking...

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619

Scomo is a w@nker

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4

1342

Do Brits come to Disneyland and laugh at this? Flyin around tossin all over

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2

991

pls

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12

950

Me when I keep getting signed out of Imgur

20

14

808

If you pass by without upvoting:

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2

344

everybody's doing it

29

23

1715

Free Britney

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575

Road safety "propaganda" sign in South Australia.

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2198597

3am and loads of banging against the walls can be heard when you walk in to thee building

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2861

Got my girlfriend a leather jacket for Christmas.

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1649295

My roommate (bottom bunk) doesn't know I'm here, and is masturbating furiously

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32585

Hold + to fire his cannon

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456794

First time I've seen someone do this on my bike. Fuck people that do this.

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47602

I think this guy just won 'Australia's Biggest Wanker'

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27285

*satisfaction intensifies*

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If you do this shit, you're an asshole to every retail worker

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913

Cats, amirite?

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