Brain Cleaning

4

0

2785

When Your Internal CPU Hits 100% Hurt

574

45

20751

Better than the alternative, I suppose

5

20

1090

First day at work

1146

91

133346

"Hold the flashlight right!"

35

10

11769

Makes sense.

18

5

1106

Human checked out

438

19

20175

Average plane trip experience

14

2

6581

2026 Mood

6

1

844

relatable

3

10

774

Guilty as charged.

17

8

1013

Depressed Bear

21

4

752

2026 Mood

26

4

4107

I'm hungry

8

0

685

Single life during a big holiday

14

0

699

i'm just tired of being cold and depressed

24

7

924

Where the plows at?

2

0

366

ex wife pep talk

47

7

1477

Mr. StonedLikeICheckedOutMedusa & I had a hard talk tonight

863

105

21883

Me as an introvert....

27

4

5045

Me upgrading my password every time a site gets hacked

12

12

1218

creatures of friendship

17

0

817

intrusive thoughts

40

5

1243

When they ask you to find something

9

4

1066

positive reinforcement

10

0

816

It was nice. Let's come back here in a month

3

2

779

The intense difficulty

14

1

1264

Where did I put that doctor's number?

10

4

866

The last step before everything is good

4

1

736

enlightened me

16

3

1099

I was promised flying cars, not *gestures vaguely at everything*

636

77

22795

regret

15

4

1037

situationship

25

22

1208

snooze for another five

29

7

1461

And I'd do it again

13

0

1172

Now I have to pee

9

2

1082

Old memes for the new year

225

15

13672

Those were the days

27

2

1126

Works everytime

19

0

1017

Waiting for my day off

15

3

980

Not yet

9

2

743

Take off vs Landing…

16

3

1086

"How did you get a sun burn on the back of your head while driving a night?"

282

76

17981

Ever have mornings like this?

25

3

1170

Humbugs for everyone!

24

3

1495

Charging up

288

11

25290

This might explain a few things about my childhood

455

46

21362

Fine I’ll make my own meme. With blackjack and hookers.

7

6

1000

"Or maybe just date a man who draws your eyes…"

3

2

748

Hot Pockets

15

2

579

"You have to plug the thing with the thing"

2

8

895

What it feels like trying to lose weight after Thanksgiving

17

16

7485

Have they considered arson?

34

67

1534

Game Recognize Game

631

16

22097

Virginia.....the Best of the Worst

360

73

19707

I've HEARD of the meme, but it doesn't really make any sense to me

47

28

1949

I can relate to this

377

84

17010

Nothing Matters and I Want to Die.

44

11

1400

I mean.....

1

0

393

My designated mug

56

12

2345