Warp Speed: GO!

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A small dump of unrelated things.

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Yippie Pi Yay

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Dad jokes

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Every day and night I send my adult kids a pack of dad jokes, funny memes, warnings about cats (they’re evil!), words of encouragement & affirmation, dad advice, & weird shit. Here’s some recent ones.

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An enterprising set of dad jokes. Going where no pun has gone before.

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To Morrow

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The word "misread" can be misread as "misread".

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Harrison Ford mini dump .. I'll remove at his request

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No questions, pls

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Just ask Sydney

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New Fish

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And that is no bull ....dog

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Puns

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Q: Why'd the ghost go to the bar?

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Why Trekkies are such big fans of porn

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Bardic Inspiration! Now with more Nonsense~

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Has anyone seen my....

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Jokes, deep thoughts, and things that caught my eye

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Each morning when I wake and night when I go to bed I send my adult kids a few memes to let them know I love them. Dad jokes, words of encouragement, whimsy, warnings about cats. You know the drill. Here are some of them.

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What Can Go Wrong?

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Set phasers to pun.

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Meme me up before an orange alien predator nationalizes the police in the Capitol! There’s no intelligent life down here.

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Top Shelf Puns

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He's naked to distract you from the fact he's a "bearrorist"

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I'm a big fan

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Puns. Puns everywhere.

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Puns, I have more.

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Every morning and night I send my adult sons and their partners memes, dad jokes, warnings about cats, dad advice, words of encouragement, nightmare fuel, and general silliness to help them laugh, feel loved, or at least persist the horrors.

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More Pun Fun.

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It's CHICKEN NAMING DAY!!!

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Every morning and night I send my two adult sons and their partners a batch of funny memes: dad jokes, warnings about cats, words of encouragement, advice, nightmare fuel, and general oddities.

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[OC] Highbrow Hubbub #3

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Bear Puns

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[OC] Highbrow Hubbub #2

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TIL sand dollars are the rigid skeleton of echinoderms in the order Clypeasteroida

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The subversive juxtaposition of Trump photos with Chomsky quotes, plus some science puns and a chimp

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Someone tossed their salad

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I paint dumb tea puns.

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If you’re considering working in a prison library, you’ll need to consider both the prose and the cons.

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I have an old copy from my Dad

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Dose of puns

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Ouch...

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When puns are outlawed...

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Q - Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation?

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He died last fry day.

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Twice a day I send my adult sons and their partners dad jokes, advice, words of affirmation and encouragement, puns, funny memes, warnings about cats, nightmare fuel, and general silliness. Here’s the latest.

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Pun

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World of Moose

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Funeral or a puneral ?

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Meme me up! Warp Pun!

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I know what I like

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I cannot and will not be stopped!

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Meme me up, Scotty.

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I can appreciate this excellent pun at the Dodge dealership today

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Before you ask why, he was asking for it. It’s his own asphalt.

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Q: Why did the staircase break up with its partner?

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