Absolute Unit

964

97

268437

Mama cat collecting wayward kitten

411

30

243148

Absolute Unit

1242

76

288461

Big ass ceiling fan

319

82

78074

The power of lightning

1082

133

487284

Lord Vader weighs 240lbs.

949

184

398492

Absolute Unit

49

14

33340

You've hit the jackpot

373

44

25256

kratos has errands to run

79

12

24186

March of the Absolute Chonkers

1465

78

705266

Jacked kangaroo

551

40

97812

We're gonna need a bigger elbow...

961

129

50253

That’s not a shark. THIS is a shark!

34

18

1720

Fat raccoon is back

28

4

11180

OH LAWD HE COMIN!

62

11

13998

"Hurr-durrr look guys Imma Giraffe!" - snek maybe

778

72

138062

Look at this absolute unit of a moose

867

130

418305

Absolute Unit

764

302

380622

Absolute Unit of A Pageant Custom

58

25

75390

Ketupa Blakistoni

49

7

11863

Oh lawd he growin

11

4

730

A B S O L U T E U N I T

871

81

238586

A B S O L U T E U N I T

1278

152

334281

Absolute unit

534

21

61553

An absolute unit of a Wood Pigeon

62

8

3645

Unstoppable force

11

7

2170

A beautiful Toad or Two.

25

2

1279

Absolute UNIT

71

15

5577

Now that's a CHICKEN

92

26

3765

An absolute unit of a burrito

71

50

5527

"All-You-Can-Eat Seafood Buffet, table for 1 please"

67

4

24199

Chonkosaurus! Chicago River Snapping turtle

40

7

79873

A Captain and his ship, The Queen Mary 2

25

5

816

A B S O L U T E U N I T

88

46

22100

Tomojiro Sakata, Japanese parliamentary candidate and retired sumo champion, April 1946

28

5

1681

He's not going to live in your house. You're going to live in his.

93

12

13655

Welcome to hell.

17

5

625

"Almost like holding a (human) baby" !!!

110

12

4051

Anyone need some carrot?

19

13

1563

It's my third Cakeday!

17

0

2140

A B S O L U T E U N I T

72

14

22955

The biggest forklift I've ever seen in person.

10

3

978

Absolute units dump #1

2333

183

146939

/r/absoluteunits

30

3

1914

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Yogi Bear?"

34

4

11138

14 week old,

80

8

2810

Human for Scale - the dump

2315

221

111992

I bought a Halloween costume for Al but I may have underestimated his girth

93

9

5136

After your landlord doubles your rent this year

59

8

3095

The Biggest Of Swings

62

30

92327

And here is your moment of NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!

783

164

1198371

Pudge

23

4

1736

They're called Tumbler Pigeons.

58

11

8842

Behold, the perfect look of concern.

53

7

40398

When you hear Pantera is getting back together.

2485

221

1881798

Sometimes, freedom needs a helping hand.

97

12

92193

When you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.

1173

98

706191