Dec 20, 2023 5:30 PM
magicpasta
48345
36
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nope_nope_nope
yeah_nah
big_shark
damn_nature_you_scary
duktayp
Yeah, "calmly"
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
A Shark?! In the Ocean?! Dayum, who'da thunkit! 😒
lddiaz
Eypisod
So... Did he make it or did he maki ?
Dudedeedood
No.
KodiakDDS
I've always stood by this: if I was in this situation, I would shit myself, violently, have some kind of severe cardiac event, drown, die, and the shark would most likely swim away without coming near me
Thesaya
Scary, sure, but this really isn't that dangerous and that commentary is fearmongering.
ThatRaccoonGuy
I know shark attacks are actually super rare but like, all my Subnautica PTSD kinda kicked in there. You know what? I'm not ready for the ocean.
theskepticinme
Best to stay as calm as possible. Thrashing around may not be the best idea and you’ll never put swim it
hopegoodwin79365
I’m terrified! I’m not getting any sleep tonight
CogYang
sharks eat seals, just do your best to not look/act/smell like a seal and hopefully the shark wont be hungry enough to try to eat you anyway
q2grapple
Pretty sure I would have evacuated my bowels so unless a seal tastes like poo, I might survive
chucklemore
I would be acting SO un-seal like. More like a little girl screaming underwater I imagine.
3rdoption
I know sharks can smell blood at great distances. How do they respond to pee and poo?
onepieceofgumleft
Scientists have said they respond like this ...
duktayp
Yeah, "calmly"
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
A Shark?! In the Ocean?! Dayum, who'da thunkit! 😒
lddiaz
Eypisod
So... Did he make it or did he maki ?
Dudedeedood
No.
KodiakDDS
I've always stood by this: if I was in this situation, I would shit myself, violently, have some kind of severe cardiac event, drown, die, and the shark would most likely swim away without coming near me
Thesaya
Scary, sure, but this really isn't that dangerous and that commentary is fearmongering.
ThatRaccoonGuy
I know shark attacks are actually super rare but like, all my Subnautica PTSD kinda kicked in there. You know what? I'm not ready for the ocean.
theskepticinme
Best to stay as calm as possible. Thrashing around may not be the best idea and you’ll never put swim it
hopegoodwin79365
I’m terrified! I’m not getting any sleep tonight
CogYang
sharks eat seals, just do your best to not look/act/smell like a seal and hopefully the shark wont be hungry enough to try to eat you anyway
q2grapple
Pretty sure I would have evacuated my bowels so unless a seal tastes like poo, I might survive
chucklemore
I would be acting SO un-seal like. More like a little girl screaming underwater I imagine.
3rdoption
I know sharks can smell blood at great distances. How do they respond to pee and poo?
onepieceofgumleft
Scientists have said they respond like this ...