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2. When a girl touches my...
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4. Going all in
5. Too true
6. What alternative can we use here?
7. "hey, do you wanna play brick?"
8. Hungry? yeah? Let's go
9. A standard day in Russia
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11. Friendship with trust broken
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14. "Call the fishes to war!"
15. Hopefully this video will take the bad vibes away!
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Hashbrown123
#2 "Sorry, it has been awhile."
QuickAndFun
#7 - Is this an allegory for "This dog has no balls."?
baldbear
If you have nothing everything is a toy.
yeahnodontwanna
#15 fear boner with that accent
nothingunused
I think she's exaggerating that accent quite a bit. She does these videos a lot, the "hey look, it's another hot Insta girl but then SURPRISE!" thing.
Fungdart
I swear she said "skeet, skeet, skeet" in there.... I have the weirdest boner.
circlebreaker
@TheseusGames It's always good fun to post clips with weird, loud sound effects.
LucilleWhoKnowsNot
#4 he looks like he's having fun
Redshadow09
#8 Dad went to get the milk
boardfuniguess
#14 this WiFi is not working well
ProfessorMatt
WiFish.
ManOfEvil93
underwater version of smoke signals
TinyLiehon
WaterFi is the new Lo Fi
Andersen81
Fish usually try to avoid the net.
MyBigMouth
I thought it was Spondify?
willpostanything
#12
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
#12 I am in this picture, and I love it. Also, Milo breakfast cereal is awesome.
brusten0
Have you had the Milo kit-Kat? Not bad at all.
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
I have had more than one of those. And I shall continue to have more.
I had a very proud stepdad moment when I saw Miss 12 use a dessert spoon to scoop Milo into her milk. She didn't know I was watching, and then she froze when she spotted me. She looked panicked, but all I did was give a little sniff, wipe a fake tear from my eye, and say "I have never been more proud".
mitchwDog
Did you ever have the Milo bars like 20 years ago?
brusten0
Those were amazing, I loved them. The later replacement was pathetic.
EveryUsernameIsTaken4
#1 that screwdriver is either inside his head or orbiting the planet now
SalsaBeard
Nah, this guy has a very impressive grip. Notice how he manages to not lose his phone in the process?
NorrinxRadd
I do feel better, thank you
SayHelloToTheDoggo
When my fiancee and I get married in the Spring, I'm just going to make pizza for the 3 people who we are going to invite to be witnesses at the courthouse.
EmmaMelisande
#7 get that big boy a TOY, stat!
MadHatter69
#15 OK, that caught me off guard, Jesus Christ lmao
BorkasonBork
TheNamiKage
#12 but it says x HEAPED teaspoons. YA GOTTA HEAP!
TransFlavoredDepression
#15 I went to a pentecostal church for almost 2 years as a kid, if I didn't recognize her I wouldn't blink at someone doing this completely rationally thinking it would work
YouCanShoveYourMagicBeansUpYourAss
IIR he was photographing the wedding for free as a favour and they wouldn't even feed him for hours of work.
Lyconous
#10 good
thevoiddancer
#6 They LITERALLY always forget about Gen X, right?
SlyeFox
GenX didn't "grow up" with the internet, there were already grown by then.
thevoiddancer
I was gonna nitpick, but you're correct and I gave you an upvote. However, in my defense I'd like to argue that for "grow up with X and have memories of Y" you'd need to spend a significant time with Y, which pushes back the "grow up" part further back. With net coming into use from '93 and millenials starting at '81, that's at most 12 years which, when they're hitting 40, really doesn't leave a lot of time to "have memories of Y". I would push that to 20, expanding the group to late gen-x.
DracoSicarius
#10 I (the bride) tried telling our caterers they could have some food too but they politely declined :c Felt bad because they went through all the effort of delivering and setting the food up but didn't get a bite. Hoping they maybe just had multiple events that day or something
trinxter
#4 When you are the best, and you know it.
QuickAndFun
#4 - I saw that clip once before with the suggestion the 'large' man on the left was Ed Balls, UK politician. IDK whether that is true.
CarlBassett
I think that was a HIGNFY "and finally" clip.
JamesTDG
#1 I knew what was gonna happen. Still made me giggle like a toddler
bingotown
I knew it was going to be a fake video. Airbags don’t work like that.
Audasity
they sure dont, i was going to say this absolutely should not have happened. there are multiple safety features in place preventing it
spiderzim
Also it worked didn’t it?
Hukkie
Yeah that is why you disconnect the airbags before you start doing this stuff, and since they seem to be in a mechanics shop they probably have the knowledge to do it.... it is really not all that difficult.
SaveYourselfDeleteMeta
Airbags aren't set off that way.
Hukkie
Never a good idea to thrust something sharp into something that contains a small explosive device.
MapleSyrupMafia
The charge is inside a canister inside in a steel frame and the actual bag is in front of all of this, the badge on the wheel isn't "anywhere close". If you remove the badge, you just won't have a wheel badge anymore and an ugly empty plastic spot. You need current to the circuit or mess with the airbag sensors/ecus for it to detonate.
SaveYourselfDeleteMeta
Simple as even hitting the airbag ecu or flipping it over so it detects a rollover.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Can we just stop with all the bullshit generation names and stereotypes instead
gtotherizzle
#6 I believe in Iceland we are called the "Duck Tales" generation
BlatantlyThrowaway
Nintendo Kids
J4nein4ne
Wear that like a badge of honor, friend.
Gayforbae
For a second I thought you were gonna say Duck Dynasty generation. I much prefer the Duck Tales version.
TheBlueMuppet
YouTube recently pitched me Icelandic Formula Off-road racing and it's such a neat little world. I'd love to go over there to Iceland. Looking it up online, Iceland sounds so nice. As an American, we don't hear about you guys much cause you aren't a supplier, and you don't fight with other nations we care about, lol.
DazzlingCockroach
camn333
umbrellamaker
wooOOOoo
Ejegod
What if I told you there's this NEW generation of Duck Tales currently running? (Yeah I hate it too, I remember the promos they had f*cking TEETH!)
DazzlingCockroach
#6 We can be the Hobbit generation
VeganFeministFlatEarther
Wait that doesn't feel right, all 5 hobbits did actually find enormous wealth.
Jinxies
#13 All hail Anoia, Goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers!
aksnone
Jinxies
What a cute monkey! OH SHI....
januarylover
Hail Anoia! Remember to rattle your drawers & hang a ladle in supplication.
AntaNce
GNU Sir Terry, as is the custom.
thefinpope
GNU
5NoteHalf
#8 Meow wolf?
irrationalcompromise365
I really want to visit one before it hits the point of being so well-known it loses the quirkiness.
randomthingsonthenet
Yes, the Santa Fe one.
nintyuk
O-O-O-OMEGA MART! You have NO idea what's in store for youu!
Digdug83
My first thought as well. Fantastic place.
SheWhoRunsWithRaptors
#10 Honest question, is it normal to pay for a plate for the photographers and others that you hired at your wedding? Like I get that they are there for the entire day but paying $150 per plate for every one of them would add up especially since you are paying quite a lot for their services already. I never hosted a big event like this before so I’m not really sure what is standard.
SteveTheEgg
Imo if you are hosting a day long event you make sure everyone except the caterers are fed. You don't worry about the caterers because they control the food and will probably be having the left overs. Though it is appreciated if you give them a few bottles afterwards. The whole point of a wedding is to celebrate, anyone wouldn't want the workers to enjoy it too misses that point completely.
imnotSpaceMonster
It’s common to feed photographers at weddings. I shot weddings for a long time but there are tiers for these things. Sometimes you get a sandwich in the back room or other times, if they did a buffet style, you’re allowed to get a plate. If someone rsvp’d and didn’t show, they can give that to the photographers too since it’s already paid for. The DJ also gets fed as well.
The photographer is usually there all day and normally begins by following the bride as she starts her day. Continued….
imnotSpaceMonster
Getting hair and makeup done is covered. Pics of bridesmaids, female family getting ready and helping the bride. Find the groom and groomsmen (having 2 photogs to cover each group helps). Then you go to the venue (if a different place) and find out the rules (churches can be strict or coordinate with the wedding planner) and get photos of them arriving. Then you get in place for the ceremony. It is a terribly long day and being fed is customary. This is all before the posed pics and reception.
SheWhoRunsWithRaptors
Ok, that makes sense. Are other staff’s plate paid for as well or is out usually just the photographer?
imnotSpaceMonster
I’m not sure, I know the DJs always were because they’d get a real plate sometimes while we would go in the back to get a sandwich. I understand it’s expensive but good photographers start the day early and go until after the bride and groom leave the reception. That meal at reception can be the only meal sometimes but we had to eat fast because once the bride and groom greeted tables, we followed them. Plus, photographers usually work on the photos after the event.
Pokedthebear
I'm a sound tech and worked on all kind of events with catering in some form. The thing is there is no contract what say "you have to" , BUT it talks a lot about character. Seriously my experience told me that only the shittiest persons don't give you a bite from their fiest when you're working for them the whole day. 95% of the ppl I work for inviting us to drink and eat of themselfs. If a craftsman is working at my house he'll get something too, but maybe it varies depending on the society.
Katiger
Having worked in events for many years, catering is considered good courtesy but not required. If I was doing the job for cheap for a friend then it would be 100% expected. Having read the guy's account though it sounds as though the final straw was being told he wouldn't get paid if he took a 20min break to find himself some food. Most people I know would walk at that point.
DracoSicarius
It really depends on who you get to cater, but I'll tell you right now 150 per plate sounds insanely expensive. In my experience it wasn't a strict charge per plate kind of thing either. We just guestimated how many would be eating and told the caterers a rough estimate of how much food to bring
SheWhoRunsWithRaptors
I live in an expensive state so I think that’s why the price can be so high, but I think that is on the pricier end even for here. It’s not something I would ever pay for myself though which is part of the reason I eloped.
ThatTransformersDude
It was totally normal and just extended human decency and class. IMO if you're having them work non-stop through the whole day or through a time people often eat, extend the courtesy and feed people. It's your event, you're paying for it and as host, even those you hire for the day should be extended the same grace as your guests. >
ThatTransformersDude
Also I think my wife and I paid $115 per plate, and while yes it's an upcharge because it's a wedding. It was also a package from a venue that managed to reduce it for us and throw in a lot of other stuff in for free.
aggregatenow
That's BS. My employer pays me to do my job -12hr minimum non-stop and when (IF) I get to eat it is from my own wallet or Ive prepared it myself. Why should a photographer be catered to with free food based on what you are saying? Its their job - arrive prepared. Laughable attitude and making it about character is wild. You've been paid. Get a water bottle. Pack snacks. The whole health industry would laugh at this.
ThatTransformersDude
Ok, then go pack your own lunch babe, you don't need to puff your chest so much because you're so proud of your Lunchables. Weird flex.
Muting ya ;)
Imalwaysready
If you can pay $150 a plate to begin with, you’re either going into crippling debt or money is no object, so what’s a few plates more either way at that point?
SayHelloToTheDoggo
Catering that is normally $25 per plate instantly becomes $150 per plate for no other reason than "it's a wedding"
SheWhoRunsWithRaptors
Yeah $150 sounds crazy expensive to me but I know some people who actually paid that. It could just be the state I live in though because I usually hear prices from $75-$150. This is one of the reasons we eloped, I would rather save money for a house than a wedding.
Imalwaysready
We threw a hell of a fun party party that people still bring up, unprompted, 25 years later as one of the best wedding receptions they've ever been to and we just ordered pizza and tacos. We fed nearly 50 people for not all that much more than $150 total. Everyone is free to do their own thing, but I'm free to look at anyone spending $150 a plate at a wedding as being a moron.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
If I recall this particular story correctly, they were a friend of the bride or groom and were working 10 hours for cheap, and after six hours they were told that they could not stop to eat or drink. So, no. If you _hired_ a photographer then they should be feeding themselves. Also, US$150 per plate is at the high end of costs for a normal wedding.
SheWhoRunsWithRaptors
That makes sense, if you’re doing your friend a favor, especially one that is saving them thousands of dollars, I would expect to be fed at the very least.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Link to the story https://www.reddit.com/r/photography/comments/164t00v/hungry_photographer_deletes_all_wedding_photos/
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Another link, if you prefer video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tWNXOh7igk
NotSomoneElse68
#6 This is so wrong. I'm Gen X. I had a computer at 12. Granted ,I was 26 when the first DSL's came around. But I grew up through dial-up. I also remember a time before computers and Video games - which Millennials do not.
Theslipofashipcansinkalip
Boomers
ethajn
I have heard it more accurately said that the millennial generation is the *last* one that remembers life before the internet. Of course, ARPANET existed back in 1969 but that had as much relevance to an average person's everyday life as a nuclear missile silo. I was born in 85 but grew up in rural Indiana so I remember when we first got dial-up internet at home, I remember when the library switched from a card catalogue to a computerized system. Technology spreads unevenly.
Imperialist29
"Before the internet era" is more accurate. Also, just because you had it didn't mean most people did. The commonality of tech didn't happen till the early 2000s, so if you grew up in the 90s, you probably wouldn't have been glued to a screen for 12 hours a day like now.
Nivvi
Thats not true. Not every country on the planet had dial-up when it was made for public use. My country was behind embargo because Brits sold us to Soviets after WW2 and technological embargo got lifted end of 90s. So I do remember a time before computers and videogames
SyiLocan
Yeah we do. First and foremost computers were and are expensive, so even when the Internet and personal PCs started to be more prevalent, there were huge portions of the population without. Second, millennials as a generation started in the 80s. It was at least a decade before the Internet became a common culture staple, and not just something computer nerds talked about. There was a time, as they say.
Raecracy123abc
Im 39 and in the US and distinctly remember getting our first computer. Yes video games existed but my first game was like preteens. My friend's house had video games but no personal computer in the home and I had a personal computer but no video games. All to say those things existed but were not a defining element of life as they were now
WhatzitTooya
Makes more sense if you replace "internet" with "social media". The internet felt a lot more different before that time.
BarderBetterFasterStronger
Sure. But the point is most millennials had childhoods that weren't filled with computers and then transitioned into having home computers, game consoles, internet access, phones, and being the IT person for their whole family by age 12. It isn't that those things didn't exist, it's that they were the last ones tleho grew up without being inundated with tech.
kaoticgirl
They don't call us forgotten for nothing.
mjcherbert
fist-bump ... also, the generation that never. makes. it. into. the. lists.
Aerina
At least you guys aren't blamed for everything new thing that goes wrong in the world. What bs should we blame millennials for today? Avocado toast again?
mjcherbert
well ... I guess there's that ...
TransFlavoredDepression
I'm an elder millennial, born in '81. I didn't grow up with a computer - my first one was an Apple IIe at a time 486 was typical. I didn't get a computer that could connect to the internet until 1998. Even then, I was the only child I knew in my graduating class in rural KY who could touch type. Trust me, not every millennial grew up with video games or PCs, even if they existed (full disclosure, I got an NES for my 8th birthday cuz my mom was a gamer girl lol)
FlyByGRider
Are you an older millennial or this other term Xennial they came up with. I was born in 78, I had a commodore 64 with no internet, but not till 10 maybe. I do remember dialing BBS's and downloading things later though.
Xennials were born between 1977 and 1983. They're different to the generations before and after them, partly because of the huge shift in technology that happened at a crucial stage in their lives.
CaptainMustache
81 is the beginning of millennials, or so I've read. Of course I read it on the internet so take it for what you will.
Ejegod
Same here, I was born in 82 and I remember my big sister had like an Atari 2600 or something like that, and my parents had an Amiga at one time, a Commodore at an other time, but our generation was often told to "go outside and play" and I don't really remember all that much time playing games. I spent much more time recording movies onto VHS tapes and ...well watching movies. I had my first stereo at age 15 or something like that, which was a hand-down from my big sister.
TransFlavoredDepression
(for fun additional flavor, I learned to touch type as a freshman in typing class - on a typewriter xD)
DancesWithHippos
#1 I wonder where that screwdriver ended up.
hotrodny
In orbit
ThisIsntSpongeBob
From experience I'd say it's shaft deep in one of the eyes. The Lobotomy Army is actively recruiting.
willpostanything
Mderms
grandtheftjimbo
MapleSyrupMafia
It's fake, so. Former mechanic here, that's not how airbags work at all. I've dealt with thousands of airbags (thanks Toyota) and you need to either send current in the wires for it to blow up or do like one of my former dumbass coworker and tilt the abs module while the key is on.
bitemark
I learned all of this when I had to remove a side panel in my car, which you remove by hitting it with a mallet :) pushing it in towards the frame disengages the pin inside.
ItsCaptain0bvious
Yeap, none of the sensors that activate the airbag are anywhere near the airbag
ZackWester
the only thing I can think of is that he somehow pocked a hole in the airbag and that causes it to explode. but this is more of a 5 safeties all failed because workshop and someone removed the pin that said remove the wheel+ airbags before you unscrew this safely pin kind of deal.
blubberingbastard
The automatic braking system module? Tilt it? That's it? Driving on two wheels makes the bags go boom?
ThatShiftyMonkey
If your car is in mid-roll, yeah airbags are probably a good idea, especially the side-curtain ones.
blubberingbastard
Ya didn't think of that. My own morning brain was solely thinking of front air bag. Good point.
MapleSyrupMafia
Morning brain... meant the airbag ecu. Dude was doing a recall on the airbag ecu and was listening to music... key on, unbolted the ecu and tilted it to unplug the connector. Side curtains went kaboom because it thought the car was rolling over.
blubberingbastard
Oh shit
MapleSyrupMafia
The master tech was a bit of a prankster... usually he warns the shop before blowing up an airbag on his bench, but he didn't while the idiot was installing new airbags and headliner in the vehicle he messed up. Dude was pale as a ghost. Some time later, another coworker put white tire bags in a Rav4 windows and dumped an empty 4L in the trashcan connected to an air hose. It's quite loud when it goes pop and the manager got out of his office saying NOT AGAIN!!! thinking there goes another $5K!
PurePerfect
From experience I'd say that video is super fake.
punknoodles0
You really think someone would do that?! Just...go on the Internet and tell lies?
thundercamel6
Correct. Airbags are powered by a central airbag controller which is also wired to sensors on the frame.
ReykjavikRed
Yup, airbags don’t just randomly go off without a significant impact. They’d add excitment to the driving experience if they did.
HerrHat
Considering how often I've heard bimmer -drivers falcon punching the horn in traffic, they would've dropped the whole airbag feature off if it were that easy to deploy.
Leithoa
Depends on the car you're driving. There were lots of recalls for bad airbags.
MMX2019
yeah, but not because they'd suddenly go off, but because they had metal shavings from manufacturing inside.
Which made them more of a claymore than an airbag.
fuckthisusernamebullshit
yup, Takata is still paying for replacement airbags to this day.
Leithoa
3) https://www.autonews.com/regulation-safety/nhtsa-probes-nissan-unexpected-airbag-deployment
Leithoa
No there were lots of recalls for airbags going off on their own or due to minor bumps.
Leithoa
2) https://www.autoblog.com/honda/honda-odyssey-recall-nhtsa-airbag-air-bag