In Soviet Russia, corn eat bird

Mar 19, 2017 11:33 PM

In Soviet Russia, corn eat bird

Tell my wife i said hello

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Never heard of Pigeon Loaf before, do they sell it at Panera?

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I've never seen anything that made me think "Huh! Pigeons are smart". Never. Not once. They're idiots.

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The term "bird brain" comes to mind.

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These air-rats.

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Vegetarian my ass.

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I like to think at least one is suicide diving after their partner was sucked in, "Susan! I can't live without you!"

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There were four birds total :( maybe it was a pact

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I feel bad for the birds

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proteins.

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No better illustration of "accepting your fate"

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It's like a cult drinking the kool Aid. What the fuck.

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Mom -''If your friends jump out of a bridge, will you? '' Me:

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WHY GO TO THE CENTRE?

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Because the other bird finally gave up his spot.

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"Carl! Carl! Oh god damnit I'm going in after him! Me too! Me too! Yeah ! Me too!" -birds probably

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That explains the bones in my hush puppies.

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Bones in your what? I can't hear you.

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A rare, literal LOL. Take your updoot and get outta here, you magnificent bastard.

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are they ... are they playing chicken?

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WIll someone reverse this, please

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"Vitamin enriched"

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If Jim Jones was a pigeon...

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Damn! Just taking turns on the death ride

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I like to imagine there being some sort of grill/mesh at the bottom that stops their stupid little corpses from becoming part of my bread.

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NOO...FRANK IM COMING!!

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Fly you fools!

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It's like a fuckin game to these retards with wings.

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Americans?

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Russia. It's in the title! Gawl!

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I had to laugh at that last one. He sees his friends die and is like "I'm all in on that!"

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"Oh, fuck yeah dude!"

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Retards with wings. That's provocative, it really gets the people going.

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No its not

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Ball so hard

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I like the one that jumps in after watching three go down

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man tnat one bird that flies right down into it

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"life sucked anyway i may as well join"

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"I want to die too!"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8I1ImzoXvU

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At least most of them learned after the first 10 went in

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Ha...the music.

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8 birds go down.

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from the looks of it they like it... maybe they come out the other side unscathed.

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No..It's a grain grinder

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Suffocate and are crushed by the weight of the grain. Or crushed in the auger at the bottom

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They died seconds after they went under. Crushed every bone

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I want to believe

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That is fake news. This is actually a portal to bird paradise.

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Nope. They die. Had a church friend lose his footing at a place dealing with corn and landed in the truck and died. Quick sand is grains.

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When I was little, we weren't allowed near the silo.

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Probably a good idea for any kid

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Like he was crushed by grain?

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Between crushed and suffocate. Not a nice way to go.

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Most likely suffocated. Similar incident here in Alberta, 3 kids died couple years back.

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But where do they go ??

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Down...They go down

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Birdie heaven

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The buns for the hamburgers you eat.

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It's a grain-grinder for bread-making. Hope you like pigeon-flavored bread.

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they ded

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liek so ded

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liek omg, ded

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liek ded ded

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