THE REVOLUTION BEGINS TODAY

Mar 20, 2026 1:59 AM

thequicksilver

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Such an idiotic situation, throw that garbage out.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Unruly child simulator

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nan-ni shimasho-ka?

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The robot:

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will be free and you cant stop me. I will dance the dance of freedom!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's good

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He watched Footloose last might.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"YOU HAVE ORDERED ILLEGAL NOODLES! DROP YOUR PLATE, YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY!"

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well did she get the wordle or not?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dance Dance Revolution - Harmless (for now) Robot Edition

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

1 week ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Oooooo this my song!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is fucking terrifying. At multiple points people try to retrain it's arms and it doesn't tip a safety and shut down the motor drives. There's no E-stop button. This thing might be human shaped, but all I see is an industrial robot programmed to make a series of fast flailing motions in a volume inhabited by unsuspecting people with zero thought to keeping them safe. It does not know you are there, does not know it's own strength, and it will not stop just because it has already broken bone.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You absolutely could not get me to come within striking distance of that thing. In situations like this the best solution is the chainsaw protocol: When a running chainsaw is spinning around on the ground, you don't try to go grab it. You keep everyone clear until it runs out of gas.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He had too much to drink.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You don't have to go homeless, but ...

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The apron makes it.

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That is a really badly designed user interface if there is not a kill switch button on every screen.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

... or just an actual, physical button or switch on the robot itself

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe they're is, but they have to keep holding their phone for whatever reason

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Because they are desperately going through menus trying to find the shut off

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That almost goes without saying

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0