Its been very well documented that the hairs in the joints of spiders' legs are sensitive to water and that it sends a carrier signal to the spiders nerve center simulating an orgasm. I know this because I made it up.
I feel as though you'll need to post this in more than this one place before it can be considered "well documented." And "very well documented?"... friend, you're going to need to post this in at least 3 places.
LariCheltsy
I think there's a nursery rhyme about this
killertomato842
"who the fuck keeps WHARRGARBL" - Spooder
McFrazzlestache
Down came the rain and holy shit it's Jason Bourne.
theredjuggler
*spider being confused by water on web simulating prey trapped scuttles out to see whats going on.
Ankylosaur
GigglingWordBearer
Odd. Not trying to be the wet blanket here, but don't spiders generally avoid water? Is it trying to protect it's web, or drawn by the vibrations?
wetsquirrel
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJleWNlODgzYXE3MTJmYXUydHdrbDg2dGFyMDR1MjFjeHBzb2c5YmZ2ayZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/wzHOzYn1wmHm14e3xa/200w.mp4
4etherling
Its been very well documented that the hairs in the joints of spiders' legs are sensitive to water and that it sends a carrier signal to the spiders nerve center simulating an orgasm. I know this because I made it up.
seenunseen
This is true because i read it somewhere
JohnBigboote74
I feel as though you'll need to post this in more than this one place before it can be considered "well documented." And "very well documented?"... friend, you're going to need to post this in at least 3 places.
Airos
That part of the post is also made up.
KarateCanine
That's true. I read it on a post from imgur.
VosperOfAntarctica
This has been corroborated by multiple responses in this thread