MikeRInternetTraveler
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I got this text this afternoon, and it’s the most laughably pathetic political ad I’ve ever seen. There’s Trump voters who actually believe this shit, and people on his side who think this bullshit will actually convince people to vote for him/give him money.
battleofhastings1066
It's great that they have to keep reusing the same photo of him in front of a church. Because it only happened once.
Sulexar
Not as dumb as spamming imgur with it, as if anyone wants to see this shit.
SubiBryant
You ever cringe so hard you break a tooth?
lifeisadadjoke
tRump appears to have used the seven deadly sins as a checklist, so he's read up on those. Or more likely, had them read to him.
UnattendedDeviant
"Small government , freedom loving, Repubs." Translation: The state needs to control every aspect of your lives. From what you choose to read, to who you love, and your medical choices. But we're not fascists.
SpartaWolf117
like the 'nigerian prince' scams, it's not meant for people who will think about it for more than a second. it's meant for suckers
galapas
TimothyTiberiusTurner
It's a home run when you consider the target audience is this
gifworthy
I feel like this is actually an attempt by anti-trumpers to convince people to vote against trump, not a pro-trump message
invaderjak
"We believe in Jesus!" "I don't"
Donaldbain
One every three or four blocks would be plenty.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
SnowpersonHitInTheFaceWithALackOfCreativity
The man who gets blowjobs from children and grabs children by their genitals will restore Christian values? I guess they're right
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mycatwontletmeclosemybedroomdoor
hE's NoT pErFeCt BuT hE wAs ChOsEn As GoD's WaRrIoR
TheMoonBnuuy
An abortion clinic on every block? Really?
Such a blatant lie...
elevengoldfish
But... like.... a Healthcare clinic on every block? Don't threaten me with a good time.
siflandollysiflandollyshowROCK
Reply with “ask him to name a single verse from the Bible”
1doberman
I like all of them😂
Sebastopol140
The "answer" (word salad):