Oh no.........

Mar 4, 2026 6:44 PM

After the 2nd one my stomach immediately started hurting. Idk how long these have been in the fridge but apparently... "Too long" was the answer. Pretty sure I'm not gonna die or anything but I don't think I'm gonna be leaving the bathroom for a bit.

At this point, they're not probiotics, but rather conbiotics.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's got even more probiotics now!

3 weeks ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Maybe try some probiotic fruit, those last a little longer. Though I don't recommend eating more than one serving either.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it helps, North American food regulations have big safety buffers. I've worked in food supply chain for many years, even including fresh sushi.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Might move quick enough to come out the other end as the same color

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's called pulling a Jamie Lee Curtis

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

These are yogurts designed to help women poop why would you eat two of them in a row @op

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because I noticed they were expired, otherwise I would have eaten 4.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

RIP

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

In Peace

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In Probiotics

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

the sound of the anus

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hello, butthole, my old friend
It seems I've caused you harm again
Here come the gases, slowly creeping
Left the skids while I was sleeping
And the burning, that I've felt down in my butt

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hurts a lot
Down with the sound
Of anus

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When dairy products go bad, you can't miss it. Spoiled yogurt is not something you'd eat more than a spoonful before spitting it out. Also, yogurt lasts forever past the expiration date. So my money is on coincidence. 🤞

3 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Also, food poisoning doesn't hit that quickly.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'll be honestly, the cherry flavor was pretty strong and it didn't taste very good. I thought that was because it was a healthy version. When something says it's healthy on it I usually let it slide a few places on taste. This was deff about a 2/10. But healthy I would put it at a 4/10

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Lol. So how's the ol' digestive system now?

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've deff lost some weight today in an interesting way lol

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Diet yogurt!

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Feels more like "DIEt Yogurt" lol

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0