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Mar 18, 2026 3:31 AM
5ywjdPumpkinPrincess
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Heelcat70
He deserves lots of hot monkey love.
GuggelPlayer
Awe=oh those majestic mountains fill me with overwhelming sense wonder
Aww=hecning cute
MagnumRadhard
IYKYK https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YW1qYXIwaTZiMmw4dXk1aHpodm52Zmh2cGt3Y2RoNmNwazJka3hvOSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/pEP4CwhG1f1uw/200w.webp
BrickaBrackaFireCracker
I still want him to fail.
BeaverOnFire
FlurpNerp
Punch the monkey lays a plague upon your family!
LateNightBunnyParty
STOP TACKING SILENT E'S ONTO THE ENDS OF WORDS! How the fuck am I even supposed to pronounce that? And why is there an e at the end of "aw" anyway??? "Awe" is the name for a feeling, like "happiness" or "anger". "Aw" is the thing you say when you see something cute.
ElvisCatStello
Ie knowe righte ite annoyse mee soe muche!e Ie kide ofe coursee
kimwimgoddess
I usually saw awww, but maybe that's just me.
First time I saw Niagra Falls, I said it was awesome, as in, inspiring awe. Not skater-speak, 'awesome, dudes!' But awe-inspiring. It really is something to see. Especially from the Canadian side.
LateNightBunnyParty
Yeah, that's a more appropriate way to phonetically spell an extended "aw," but adding an e where it doesn't belong, and then tacking on six more? How is anyone meant to pronounce that?
quade
His poor stuffed animal. Now HE has no friends :(
UncleRat
You have the idea for a children's book, the least you could do is write it. I assume you will hire an artist.
RipThemUpRatchet
The stuffy got to be on Late Night TV, he’s gonna be just fine
quade
I hope he gets a book deal at least
ilovebigmutts
That enclosure is inhumane. All I see is this shitty skatepark environment.
dghughes
Punch would be dead if he had been living in the wilderness.
CaldariBob
Agreed. I think it needs a leopard.
PrincessWasabi
That’s like saying prisoners don’t deserve sunlight right before going to the beach and frolicking in the sun
CaldariBob
Not at all. It's just the Circle of Life.
PrincessWasabi
You vote with your money! But Japanese people eat dolphins, octopi and other sentient creatures so would they really care
rmcarboy
Scientific consensus is that all vertebrates are sentient. So if you're going to draw a line in the sand on an issue, take care to be aware which side of the line you're actually on before calling another culture into question
PrincessWasabi
Are octopi vertebrates ? https://i.imgur.com/mdBPKdG
thegoodowl
This better be true or I’m fighting someone!!!
skizzit
It's true. Her name is Momo.
MajorasTerribleFate
Lampmonster
I hear she's a few plumbs short of a fruit pie.
peterchen
You wouldn't fight punch.
DragonThunderUndertaking
Punch is not someone, he is THE One
ReallyOG
That’s fighting talk right there
DragonThunderUndertaking
I guess someone might get *puts on sunglasses* punched.
ReallyOG
4etherling
Does is bug anyone else that people stress words like awe with aweeeeee instead of aaaaaawe? Also, aww or aw is the word that should have been used, and therefore there would be no eeeeee to stress anyway.
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
With the burning heat of 1000 suns YES https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ajBvbzhjZ2RtYm4za28xOHR3anp2NDV1MXpqdHoxMHgwbThiOXRneiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/dXo2rt8TFpDLNuqt47/200w.webp
Rogahar
'Awwwwww...' 'I said Awe. A-W-E.' 'Oooooh!' 'That's better.'
WellThatsJustWhatWeCallPillowTalkBaby
D'aaaawwww would have been acceptable to me.
fnordy
Bugs the hell out of me. I always extend audible sounds and syllables.
5v4297j9fj1
You are 100% correct.
chackstar
Well that’s the challenge isn’t it. Lile if ypu want to write a child calling it mother tou’d think it would be “moooooooooom” but that reads like a cow speaking. So you write “maaaaaaaawwwm” instead? Would people even know what you mean?
4etherling
Mom!... just in case you were wondering.
4etherling
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nicelyvillainous
Yeah, it should be awwwwww. Aaaaw would also be incorrect. That would be long ah short aw sound. Aweeeee reads like it should be ah-aw-weeee lol.
Also, it bugs me when people confuse ‘aw’, the onomatopoeia of people cooing at cute things, with ‘awe’ the word meaning silent reverent admiration.
4etherling
Yeah, awe is defined by a sense of fear in beholding. It's not nessisary to be horrific, but more like fathoming how insignificant one is in relation to the surface of the sun.
4etherling
Also it is important to note you stress the vowels. Aaaaaw would be correct as Awwwww is the sound a helicopter would make or your car window when it's down on the interstate. You pronounce consonants but you chain vowels. This is a fundamental of singing and a human practice for thousands of years.
OnlyWantToSayOneThing
I think its just a rule to help differentiate between things like await vs awe. Awwwwwwait and aweeeee. Without this rule you might mess up and say "aweeeeee-ait" or "a-wuh." It seems dumb but in hindsight its useful. Ans if you stress aaaaawe, someone might not see the end of the word and say "ayyyyyyy" instead since they would be be spelled "aaaaaa-" at the start.
Vorphalack
That's bullshit. The example you give doesn't ring true at all. The correct spelling is "aww." The word "awe" has nothing to do with it.
Kateness
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NHNydjVyMnBrcXI2N25rdjVnYTh1c3h4YmtvZmw1b2QybWFkdDAwNiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/kSlJtVrqxDYKk/200w.webp
Vorphalack
YES! It's so fucking stupid and I hate it so much. Fucking A, thank you for voicing this.
Bobbobbobobbananafanafobob
When I read awwwww I think they are gushing over a baby or puppy or maybe a dude who droppes his pancakes.
When I read awweeeeeeeee I think they have witnessed the birth of the universe or a 4 dimensional glazed donut.
Bobbobbobobbananafanafobob
Awwwww = they're holding hands!
Awweeeeeee = the god emperor of man has chosen me as the progenitor of a new generation of heroes
slinkiisu
Aweeee=the lion sleeps tonight. Aweeeembawe
AtmaDarkwolf
if u sound it out, it sounds like scream that kid did in that autistic meme video forever ago.
W0lfsbl00d
Or the vocalist from six feet under. Dude loves to EEEEEE
W0lfsbl00d
Yassssss! Is does bug me! Their's to many people who don't no how to right an onatomatopoeia correctly.
nation543
nicelyvillainous
Yes, homonyms are different, but anyone who is both smart enough to attempt a grammar joke, and also able to enthusiastically mess it up THAT badly, is someone to be silently feared.
battery1979
When they finally beheld the mighty Ape Mountain, they reacted with awe "Awwwwww." NO! Not aww....awe....A W E!!! "Ooooooooh."
katidragon
Better than the time the group mixed up Ahhhh and awwww. Why they don't fix the broken Bridge on the chasm of Ahhhhh is beyond me.
shardix
"No, no. A-a-a-argh. Back of the throat."
bubblesuit24601
This is such an obscure quote and I am so happy to see it here.
battery1979
It likes to go traipsing through my mind at least once a month.
bubblesuit24601
Fr same. Haven't seen the movie in literal decades, but I think about this quote multiple times a year. Thank you, internet stranger, for sharing this with me 😂