When the cookies no fits the cups

Feb 4, 2016 1:58 AM

forafguy

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When the cookies no fits the cups

funny

Thanks Obama

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 5

I don't care for most of his politics but I'd love to have a beer with him, I bet he's a blast

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

Yes, he's a comedian. But that's not why other countries laugh at us.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just love this. More than my freedom.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 10

You know he's not running. Right?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

*Slow Clap*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will never tire of this.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Why did he try to put it in twice lol

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who drinks milk with ice cubes?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kevin Hart

10 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I have those glasses... I HAVE THE SAME GLASSES AS OBAMA!!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do be fair... Obama should have gotten a bigger glass.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Feb 20, 2016 6:22 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

With humor and a sense of dignity?

10 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 4

indeed

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love this man. Hate me if you must, but I'm sad to see him go.

10 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 10

I am certainly not. Most transparent administration my ass

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I'm sad to see him go, but I really like Bernie Sanders.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 5

Tilt the glass you gotta make it work for a cookie

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When OP no speaks the english.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He was clearly referring too Michelle. She probably baked those cookies.

10 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 2

Somehow I doubt anyone in Barracks family ever bakes anything, being a presidential family and all.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At first I was like but Michelle isn't called Obama, it's Barack and then felt like an idiot.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Say what you will about the man, but his sense of humor is on point.

10 years ago | Likes 478 Dislikes 8

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10 years ago (deleted Feb 4, 2016 3:38 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

9/10ths of a joke is delivery. He delivers them well.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Not a fan of his presidency but I really want him to get into comedy after. I would watch the shit out of it.

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 3

It's a must. Obama as a stand up comedian? His pension is already set, he has nothing to lose

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's a funny guy but you gotta remember he has a team for everything, including PR stunts like this one.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Most comedians do. Comedy is about more than coming up with a joke.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm fairly sure comedians write their own jokes. I doubt George Carlin or Louis CK ever had a dozen White House staffers writing their lines

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never seen a comment have more downvotes than a post, so go to the bottom reply on the top comment and let's make it happen!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

you obviously haven't done the imgur pilgrimage :O

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pilgrimage?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:43 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

go to fartharder's profile and upvote something else to even it out, or don't I don't care

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can't we just give him another term? Please?? I love Bernie but I'm terrified of every other candidate. Please stay Obama.

10 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 25

No! It's someone else's time to kill innocent civilians for 8 years!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

He said he wouldn't serve a third term even if he could.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, no. We broke that rule one time and it was for a very good reason. Congress is a great example of why that rule exists.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And we ended up with trump.....

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would agree but i feel like we're at the point where nothing would get done bc of the rift between him and congress.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

time for a new congress! (i know, unrealistic, but my family are feds and when it comes to congress you could say theyre all fed up.)

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

We did vote in a new congress. The people spoke and voted in republicans to slow him down

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're funny. I like you.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What a shit show that'd become.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 34

*has been for the past 7 years

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 36

I'd say the last 2-3 have been thee absolute worst.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 26

military?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

r/thanksobama shut down after this because nothing could surpass it

10 years ago | Likes 1030 Dislikes 9

Edward macaroni fork

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 39

You should know the rules of this

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No other comment surpasses this when its reposted

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks Obama...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That Parks and Rec bit with the network connectivity problems was actually improvised by Chris Pratt who plays Andy Dwyer on the show!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Come to think of it, if Michelle made those cookies for him, he could actually be "thanking" her for his current predicament.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Oh my God... she's the key to all of this! "The man is the head of the household, the woman is the neck." -Somebody probably

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Did obama trademarked "thanks obama"?

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

No the Fine Brothers did that

10 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 3

Savage

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Get react

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Put lawsuit.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think that was probably the PR point. To own the joke, defeat it, end it.

10 years ago | Likes 223 Dislikes 1

Thanks Obama.

10 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 1

Nope.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So meta.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

But that's just it he didn't own it, he just made himself look dumb, but everybody is so in love with Obama, that shit got old 4 years ago

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 206

Yeah let me suck that! (True to your name)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or, here me out here, he was trying to be funny.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure he's making others who blame stupid shit on him look dumb.

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

No one is blaming him, it's a joke, he's trying to own it, as to say I'm making a joke too but I'm more important than you so I'm funnier

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 41

I mean, before all this self referential bullshit, people were totally blaming random stuff on him.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Relax nigga

10 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

I'm pretty relaxed

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 44

Hi pretty relaxed. My name is Gabe.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Have a cookie.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Everything surpasses it actually, this is retarded

10 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 757

Comment noted.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I hope to one day become a landmark on this comment such as Edward macaroni fork. I am placing this gamble in earnest. Godspeed.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If I made a joke about how much of an ass you are and then you comment on it does that make you like Obama?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm just downvoting you for your use of the r word... Naw, it's cause I assume you're an ass.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 6

I'm really not, I just don't like Obama taking a joke that's funny and using for the "look at me, I'm cool, I'm hip" factor. He's an ass

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 44

FEED THE TROLL MORE DOWNVOTES

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

I'm not really a troll, it's just Obama trying to be cool and hip is just so annoying. I'll shamelessly take the downvotes though

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 29

fuck, this made me snort-laugh so hard i woke the SO. +1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

No one will surpass Edward you filthy tryhard.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I guess I should find out who Edward is, I think I have an idea. I am, however, not trying to surpass him.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 12

A person commented *whispers* "Edward Macaronifork" on a post of macaroni threaded onto a fork and it's the most downvoted comment

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

So. Many. Downvotes. Hahaha

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

The new macaroni fork!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I applaud you in your bravery of not deleting this.

10 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

I upvoted to keep him alive

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 55

Does no one check usernames anymore? Good greif y'all destroying my rep lol

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Then you burn with him.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

That's a bold strategy Cotton, guess it didn't pay off

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Damn that's a low comment

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Started with bitch pussbags being offended that I said something negative about their lord and savior Obama, then just downhill from there

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Like I don't agree with you, I think it's fairly funny and that there are worse "thanks Obama" jokes, but still, hella downvotes.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eh. Well you know, shit happens

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Relevant username is relevant

10 years ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 2

yours is relevant too, kinda.... besides it took me forever to see the cat

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

you liar

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

mwahahaahaha

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bye Felicia.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm still here though

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You hold the opinion of the soylent-- I mean silent majority

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 36

Also you do speak the truth. Obama trying to be cool is like a little girls awkward nerd dad trying to be hip at her slumber party

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 20

Oh you want some too huh

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Hey it's not their fault, I take all responsibility for this

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 11

I guess it's started now..

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Props for not deleting. -1

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I tip my hat to you +1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

This is the most down voted comment I've seen to date

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I'm glad I could do that for you, but there are comments that have far more downvotes than mine. Keep searching my friend

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

you've been here almost a year go take the Imgur pilgrimage!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Somebody hasn't made the pilgrimage yet.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

I'm always up for a good pilgrimage, so where are we going

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don't want to say it because I'll be downvoted, but look for the macaroni.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

The comment is currently at -80,750.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0