TupacAintDead
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FP edit: send me your deepest/darkest secret. And noods. Definitely send noods.
Jun 24, 2021 11:00 PM
TupacAintDead
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2553
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FP edit: send me your deepest/darkest secret. And noods. Definitely send noods.
Mirilali
His dad powers have already activated.
Dungeongeek
Ur dum +1
chinesemario
I trust it to Monitor the baby's taste...
Walmartstallwithnolock
No, that's an egg monitor and her name is Joanna
BannedForSFW05
pandastrafe
Thought that was bill burr
dtemp5
I see no problem here… move along.
Cyberheart2
The lil baby noodle
miltownmadness
When I was in high school I had a Savannah monitor named Caliban and she was a great pet. Would just chill in my lap.
ClaptrapIsLoveClaptrapIsLife
Well these ones are venomous...
RednapxpandeR
My buddy had one that was the most pissed off thing you could imagine
SpoilsburyToastMan
I had a boscy like that. Proper evil psycho bastard thing that would make Satan shit himself.
Firstscout
Lynnetha89
My first thought was Johanna thank you
astrobio87
You win the internet today
Comet260
Down Under was the best Rescuers movie. Fight me.
VixinXiviir
If by “fight you” you mean “buy you a drink and toast to Down Under”, then sure!
EnidTheNarwhal
“Those are NOT JOANNA EGGS”
Firstscout
Comet260
Open your mouth!
knudude
thepunnypenguin
I told my husband he needed a car we could put a car seat in. Came home with a Subaru WRX STI. I should have been more specific, my bad.
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BannedForSFW05
CaptainHyperbole
Well that’s a perfect car. Sure it’s sporty but it’s also pretty reasonable. Safe decent MPG and it’s not ugly.
thepunnypenguin
Nope, only one in stock had a wing. It’s ugly.
CaptainHyperbole
I disagree
lonewolf9556
You could get the WRX STI, or you could get a dodge charger. Sporty, good on gas, and looks great.
SerenePrincess013
The Charger hasn't been good since the 70s. Only reason Dodge brought it back was for the boomers to pretend they didn't peak in HS.
lonewolf9556
I disagree, its got a sleek design, great gas mileage, and roomy like a sedan.
SerenePrincess013
You know what else is a great car, & gets even better gas mileage, but you don't end up looking like a chode driving it? Anything else.
Mrw1cked
Is that monitor really a baby?
Blackrain39
You are what you eat.
imakeeper
Nope. That lizard is all grows up!
mondomar
No
Naramumu
Well, that monitor is his baby now.
sumothername
Maybe, iirc they can grow up to 6 feet
explainer
But in most cases they usually have 4
baals
Smart ass +1
WackKerouac
She can’t be mad
BannedForSFW05
Therealburningman27
Put a cape on her then she can be Super Upset
M4Firefly
she can be mad at herself
instanoodles
but she can be disappointed because she didn't think you weren't that stupid
endfreq
"Yet here we are, Robert"
errrikblack
She can always be mad. Don't let your guard down
ImKindaDone
Yes she can. You've obviously never been married. ;-)
Strangedays2024
Yeah he should start shopping for tickets to Mexico and secretly head to Canada...
YouWillNeverGetThisUserName
YEAH THOSE WIFES RIGHT? HAHAHA
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ImKindaDone
Found the incel.
WackKerouac
Currently 6 years into my life sentence. She mainly just rolls her eyes at this point.
Onsvaltti
Life sentence sounds so... Negative ?? like "haha game over, I guess I can't be free anymore ???" -type of humor.
WackKerouac
The key is to find someone with your same brand of humor. I found my person 8 years ago, and so I willingly submit to my life sentence.
ImKindaDone
That's better than most. :) You got a keeper.
WackKerouac