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Jun 17, 2025 7:43 PM
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Revicus
If one is sincere in the belief that marriage is specifically a Christian institution, and sanctified by the Christian god, one should, be opposed to non-Christians being married. A marriage between a Hindu man and woman, for example, is no more or less Christian than a marriage between two men of any religion (or none). Strangely, though, I never hear anyone assert that when lecturing others about who should and shouldn't be allowed to marry.
lewaq
Found in user sub, very fitting
Sorrontis
Oh boy
quade
Cilvaa
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
In fairness, he only defended heterosexual MARRIAGE. He never said anything about gay raw-dogging as a power bottom outside of marriage.
Drix1942
Religion is Santa for adults. Delusional loser.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Pics or it didn't happen ..
ChainChompsky
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ejh2empmbGJmc3M0cTQwNnJqaDNsZGx2d3loMnA3dDZ2NWpsM2E5bSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/clotJg9IqBitMcRJ61/200w.webp
samanthadlcruz
* one man and 600 wives and concubines (see "solomon" and "king david" for guidance)
509tigerfish
Howlingowl
The Christians who yell the loudest do so to cover up their grinder alerts
Override9636
Christian? No they got this all wrong. It's "Chris - In"
Sebastopol140
Ruh-roh!!!
Deuxdad
Whoopty ducking foo!
ChelVanin
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJla3NsNGxqdmkwemtlenRqbmppc3UzMTQxNG84dnl1bTFpMGw4ZnNieCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/YAmTzZOCJnkXe/giphy.mp4
xstickman
"Johnny Root" is one of the most Gay Porn Names I've ever heard
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Big talk. Show your work.
Sheldonian
It’s sad to see someone so brainwashed that they reject what they truly like and makes them happy, instead pursuing what a group demands of them in order to be considered acceptable
monkeyfly
Pretty sure hypocrisy is a Christian virtue.
wandermanspacebot
The dude with the pics is a hypocrite too though.
djzapz
I don't post my pics on social media, but if I did, I don't think I'd feel compelled to point out that my wife is a woman while attaching a picture of her clearly being a woman. Heavy closeted behaviour.
christophersouthworth
Ha! This goes to show how gullible you are! She is a Fernomian, from the 12th dimension, and exists outside of standard spacetime, except when in physical contact with this man. Her native appearance is more closely related to gelatin within an electrical storm. Plus screaming.
But by specifying that she is female, he has narrowly avoided an ICE raid on 12th-dimensional gelatinous lifeforms.
zoeytg
People gonna people man. Denial and self repression is a tale old as time. Some choose to suffer in order to fight an ideal they've bought into about themselves. I've been there, grew up in it. Heart wants what it wants.
doobiedoobop
Weird flex for a surgeon, but ok
Wapusk
Okay Chris, but were you MARRIED to him? Ha! Gottim'
Defcon2
Chris In The Christian.
OmenJones
irrationaldesign
Probably waiting for the National Enquirer or another similar source to offer him money.
lonosham
National Enquirer, the rag, also the one that deliberately bought stories at the behest of the Republicans so that they can bury the story?
irrationaldesign
Could be. I don't keep up on what those kinds of papers are doing.
Revicus
Their Twitter page currently clarifies this was a joke.
OvertleyBadpickuplines
Sure it was a joke
Frankasti
That's exactly what someone would say after a visit from a dude in a jacket.
Blethigg
What could be more christian than getting naile
joshuasplinth
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbGZ0cmYxYTBoaWMya2JuaHQ3OGo2ZGkzMGEzM2VwbWV2NXJtb2w5OCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/WxDZ77xhPXf3i/giphy.mp4
BeaverOnFire
This pleases Republican Jesus.
shameofslate
Rips4w
The Christian activity of being penetrated multiple times by nine inches.
wadatahmydamie
Nailed by at least one other dude no less
DasBeaker
ElPresidente99
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlYnFzZ3g4NjgzOTd2OXlzbGNlaDNoMTF2d2Q3eXhpdGR1MDRzMHBicyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/iiS84hOJXh1Pq/giphy.mp4
needsleepbad
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlamM0b3dtODYxaHFiZWcwM3NqanM3cnZ2MTl6bjQ0Zmczd2VqamswYSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/aoKtWA4Mjsfz97LJtC/giphy.mp4
IHaveNoEyeDeer
You and he both appear to have forgotten the d.
TheActualMalloryArcher
That's because that guy took it
wisher1977
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlZ3I4djdlbmN0ZGg2ZTF1b3B4ZnUzdnlja2lwdXNram9lOGxyZjdrciZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/ZdUnQS4AXEl1AERdil/giphy.mp4
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
Jon didn't
MuffinProof
That comes later
RAJrios
I understoo that reference
Blethigg
Quality reply.
mrputter
5amNonsense
This is the first funny comment I've seen on this site in like a month good job
bill4935
Kneeling down and eating a part of some guy's body... and apparently the wine is blood.
Sounds kinda Klingon.
nihiltres
thekeyofe
"Take me to church! I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies..." -Hozier
DatDarthCaedus
"This bread is my body. Eat of it."
"This wine is my blood. Drink of it."
"This mayo is my- hey, where you going?"
jonhamsandwich11
Huh. Never would have pegged him
for that kinda guy
kiara8942000
Take yer upvote and gtfo.
Thewayofthebear
Jaqdakloun
Jon did
McBzz
But you may or may not be at least a bisexual, unlike this man.
WoeToHice
Yeah, Jon is totally not a bisexual. "It was an accident!" "What, like... He tripped, you fell?"
jonhamsandwich11
What, you’ve never slipped and fallen on a dick? Seems like a regular occurrence
Ktet709
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Nm5oYzlxMnFtbzh2bTB1dWg1bjVtcDJlazE0aGhkdXV4NXhreDl1NiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xiJXFeua9tMqc/200w.webp
TattoosAndTENS
I never would've pegged him either.
Still wouldn't.
Nobody should!!!
gbabbitt22
🥇
captdiscommfort
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlZTVpb280ZzViM3h0NnpkdmN0NnZrMnlibXNpdW0xNjNob2hzY256eSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3RyZW5kaW5nJmN0PWc/l3fQf1OEAq0iri9RC/giphy.mp4
XuncuTheTiger
youreathing
We got to the bottom of it eventually.
Hackmastergeneral
Apparently someone else did, however
amcconnell92
thinkybrainpains
I dont even care if it's TRUE. I love it anyway
NPaine
He was just giving BOTH CHEEKS just as Jeezus wanted!
staceyjorgenson31415
🫡🐻
RigidGristle
Ondradactyl
Haaah me and my boyfriend just high-fived hearing this
randomstringofletters
FelonyFerret
NaughtyGod1
ProChoiceBaby
Well played
jonhamsandwich11
Dunno, I think he’s been topped plenty https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlaWs3ZHNyaHZuNmJ2MHQ1bGp6dzZlaWYyNHVkcWdnMGJnN3V5bDByYSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/6Q2gUL0GQItLa/giphy.mp4
L34TSP3k8888
Someone topped it
PapaJoeNH
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sundaymondayhippyday
Love that
elbowdeepinagoose
The more a “Christian” rails against LGBTQ+, the more likely they’re getting railed behind a glory hole.
supervillainsevilmoustache
Completely agree! The more “manly straight guy” goes on about gays and gay culture and how it’s evil and blah blah blah, they’d be a lot happier out of the closet and living free. Like, just suck a dick already. They’re clearly thinking about it, constantly.
Otherwise, why would they give a shit? Pretty sure straight guys aren’t wasting thoughts on gay men doing gay stuff. Pretty sad so many conservatives are all pent up. Guess I believe that people are on a sexual spectrum?
supervillainsevilmoustache
Larry Flint had an open $1 million dollar offer to anyone that provided evidence that outed a conservative politician, something like that. Not a nice thing to do, outing someone. But he was targeting the politicians that were hurting people with their hypocrisy or whatever that is
Buckman1988
I would take most bets the “Christian family man” social media posts are perpetrated by closeted gay men.
Doismellbacon
Proud 69th updoot!
Buckman1988
Nice
AndersCalrissian
Self hate makes you do weird stuff.
CaptainYesterday
Forced to be done by their wives after the wife finds put.
CaptainYesterday
Out*
Flodos
50% closeted queers, 30% pedophiles, 63.4% wifebeaters.
Buckman1988
I hate these stats but the worst has to be 30% pedophiles. That just means there’s a lot of pedophiles. I know there are but damn does it suck.
icantbelieveistillhavetoprotestthiscrap
...I like you.
jonhamsandwich11
Meme for you
v
icantbelieveistillhavetoprotestthiscrap
AllHailYourOneTrueOverlord
Their hypocrisy makes me want to vomit.
MagicalScientist
AllHailYourOneTrueOverlord
Ah cool.. this makes me feel better. Thank you ❤. I just get so upset seeing people spread hate, when they are literally part of the group they're persecuting.
wandermanspacebot
The hypocrisy from the christian or the pegger?
AllHailYourOneTrueOverlord
The 'Christian'.. I don't think the pegger was saying anything hypocritical? 🤔
wandermanspacebot
Publicly outing someone is pretty hypocritical of LGBTQ+ community standards. Even if it's someone you hate.
AllHailYourOneTrueOverlord
Ah, fair enough. I don't know the LGBTQ+ community to know that is a thing. Thank you. 😊