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Jun 30, 2019 10:52 AM

SumerianCry

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Stolen from reddit, but it resonated too much to not share

inspirational

funny

life

you should either make a hammock or put a table underneath while using a big piece of cloth as a tent over it!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"It's the only house with the curlyQ palm tree...Yea. Can't miss it. See you at 7 for our date "

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do a barrel roll

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's some Tim Burton shit right there.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

461 Ocean Blvd?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, the Dr. Seuss palm tree.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It needs a hammock

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Any Paopu fruits at the tip?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Palm tree (singing): I get knocked down, but I get up again. Yeah, your never gonna keep me down.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This tree ain't special. Every imgurian is doing the same

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It was planned. We have a few of these in Florida that I've seen. It's a very delicate and long process.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Go home tree, your drunk.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It resonated...so it's a hollow tree?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tony hawk would know what to do with that

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This is why nature is so therapeutic. We can always find life lessons that pick us back up.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When your life sucks but you have friends that care about you

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That tree be like

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Husband: "I said I would remove the tree. When I say I'll do something, I'll do it! You don't have to remind me every 6 months!"

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This I was wondering

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

link?

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

No, Zelda.

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Just google it

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I mean to the reddit post.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just FYI, Google seldom provides the same results for everyone.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cool story, bro. This is in Tampa, and the owners garden curated this tree to do this. But sure, fell over is another way to see it.

6 years ago | Likes 181 Dislikes 46

Definitely didn’t fall over and then continue to grow “down”. This was done on purpose.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya ruined the magic

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Look at his username

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We see this in Tampa everywhere. Storms blow down trees, insurance doesn't pay out, life...uhh...finds a way.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

This is accurate, although "everywhere" is a bit of a stretch. It's not uncommon in Florida, however.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's in Pasadena, and it does sound happenstantial: https://gizmodo.com/this-remarkable-palm-tree-couldnt-decide-which-way-to-g-1589480054

6 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

You saved my day

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Cool story, bro" indeeed!

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Cool story, bro. You’re totally “that” guy right now. This house is in Pasadena not Tampa.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 9

Username

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

To be fair, I’m sure this exists elsewhere. Not an unheard of landscaping practice.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Can you show me who else has done this please? Remember: a mature palm tree needs to be growing AWAY from the sun then loop around.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You really think someone would do that? Come on the internet and tell lies?

6 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

☝️username. Homeboy has been gettin people all week and yall just keep fallin for it...

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Why you gotta do a cracker like that? Don’t be calling me out and sheeze. I no my rights, yo!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ultimately though, noice work son

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha I keep seeing you lately, youve been stingin everyone on here. Makin me paranoid I have look at usernames for anyone explaining things

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So since this is obviously from Pasadena, why did you so confidently say it was from Tampa?

6 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 3

Username

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Username ☝️

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Oy veh.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

If you didn’t know this house & tree were in Pasadena, Tampa is a pretty good guess (as are St. Augustine, Palm Beach, Miami, etc.) 1/3

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some FL cities (Tampa/St. A) that have homes in “Spanish colonial” style are older than Pasadena so it has no special claim on the style 2/3

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So this isn’t “obviously Pasadena.” Sorry for the pretentious response, but it’s such a pretentious comment I couldn’t help it.3/3 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Palm tree: “I meant to do that.”

6 years ago | Likes 1157 Dislikes 1

That looks like a tree i would expect on Monkey Island

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“I am inevitable.”

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

And I'm... palm tree

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*Lightning in the background*

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Define "a while ago"

6 years ago | Likes 150 Dislikes 1

Eleventeen

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You would honestly not believe how long that tree had to practice that trick. Full 360 coconut drop in. Not easy

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

3

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Got it

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Some time before, alluding to a lengthy period. Probably years in this case.

6 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 0

The before-fore times

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The long long before

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

In a suberb far, far away....

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sweet spot for a hammock

6 years ago | Likes 952 Dislikes 5

Sweet spot for you to SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. KAREN ! we're trying to play soccer here !

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 13

Banana hammock

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 4

Pretty fly for a White guy

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Tubular spot for a hammock.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

v

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found the white guy with dreads

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 19

Your mom’s a hammock

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Tree looks a bit unsteady for a hammock

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like we’re your heads at.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

*where *head's

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

2 hammocks

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Probably how it fell over in the first place!

6 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 8

no Homer Simpson was kicked out of Hawaii

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your mom sat in the hammock?

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Insert your mom joke here

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I'll insert something into your mom.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Don't tempt me with a good time

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If only it was in the back yard instead of the front.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

What's wrong with the front yard?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

People

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Eh, fuck ‘em

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I do that but then they multiply! ?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I keep trying, but they won't return my calls.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0