CosmicMetal
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Mans Best Friend
mans best friend
thedonnerparty
and thats why you always have a flat hand when feeding animals
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
#8 Man's best friend.
hdevries
Let me translate #16 for you guys. "What are you looking you big round BLARBRARBRBABARBARBBARAAABBABRBABARBABRABABRA"
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WARRRRRRRRGARRRRRRRRRBL
funnyasianshirts
definitely mans best friend on this one
MannyaCa
@InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
InboxMeYourGermanShepherds
Poor puppy attacked by that vicious kitty.
cuntwrapsupreme
I get it, #11. Pineapples ARE weird.
UpVoteSanta
#8 mans best friend indeed
txGrizzly
https://media3.giphy.com/media/1c4ahcjuugk9y/200.gif
Alighierian
and he just keeps throwing... when will he understand that the dog doesn't bloody care?
Brambones
Dogs are the best type of people.
txGrizzly
https://media1.giphy.com/media/ORqwbWpHxjUEo/200.gif
MichealMeyer
I always upvote Corgis!
TherealNickyboy
Each one dumber than a box of rocks. Except that little guy on the beach. He's doing God's work!
admiralawesome4213
Men love dogs for a simple reason. They are the only Animas questionably dumber than us...also they're adorable chicken magnets
EmeraldElement
slappy11
Imagine your windshield wipers squeaking across your windshield, set at the highest speed they go. That's how I sounded laughing at this
CosmicMetal
nice lol
ThtDAmbWhiteGuy
Replying so I can dl later
Markieh
Mlem
Lrrrrker
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
AstartesLibrarius
My pibble mix will chase shadows and reflections across the ground biting at them the whole time. Aside from her collar you hear her jaws 1/
AstartesLibrarius
/2 clacking together as she chomps on the air just above the ground. She also chases laser pointer dots.
Catumi
DAFUQisaLOMMY
did anybody else watch this and think it got a little creepy during slow-motion? like the dog became creepy guy with his dick in his hand?
DAFUQisaLOMMY
...and after browsing imgur today, I'm very upset I didn't use "Poor Donald Trump" instead of "creepy guy with his dick in his hand"
CosmicMetal
yes
slappy11
Imagine your windshield wipers squeaking across your windshield, set at the highest speed they go. That's how I sounded laughing at this
Sporadictopcomment
Of all the things that belong on the FP and not in usersub this is the best
CosmicMetal
It will never see FP lol
JDTHOMPSON21
You got this from a video on facebook...
notmyfirstchoiceofusername
Welp, here you are!
CommonSenze
Reverse psychology
Smantha
You so wrong!
luuk076
Yes you will
proc89
#8 was obviously trained to do that. I approve
DesertAndDessert
aProudCurmudgeon
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CosmicMetal
Just like every post I upload
ZACKATTACK
#14 cutting out the middle man.
NachoManTX
Can confirm, I have 3 Bostons and they'll bite water until they drown if you let them.
seeet
#8 That explain why they're called "men's best friend"
TheFlashSloth
I had to log in to give you an UPVOTE...
txGrizzly
https://media2.giphy.com/media/CuAQkGszcOGY0/200.gif
CyderMayker
Smooth as fuck.
moontemptress
what is this?!
FuckingHellCarl
#8 Truly a man's best friend
52william
#8 dog knows whats up
docweird
#8 *is* the Man's (dude's) best friend!
Tatelina
+1 for Boston Terrier chomping on a hand with a raspberry...haha!
Tatelina
*+1 for black Pug chomping on a hand with a raspberry...haha!
cr3mee
I lost it at the pug. Hilarious.
broodletoodle
its a pug! which means its probably pretty toothless, luckily! mine only had 1,
DarthGrizzly
#16 always gets me
Kmpapples
saw this post about 6 hours ago, came back to save #16...i've been very disruptive in the library
IAmSoOldItHurts
#8 that is definitely man's best friend
lsteamer
Who's a good boy? who's a good boy?
InsanityCrab
The Bro Hound.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Well, shit. I just posted this same comment. Then I scrolled down and saw yours.
sugarstalker
oh when it's a puppy it's cute, but when I do it I'm a "pervert" and should be "arrested"
TheQuackin
Well it helps that she was over 18 as well
RogerInVegas
Why do I instantly know that it's the one with the dog pulling the swimsuit top off, without having to scroll up
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aHumbleVaudevillianVeteran
^of the internet's biggest selling points.
IAmSoOldItHurts
probably because you thought the same thing when you saw it =)
RogerInVegas
You seem to be right
TheMightyElk
Ya like dags?
lDoNotThinkltMeansWhatYouThinkltMeans
database availability groups... that reminds me... work.
CaptainFuckNugget
Nothing's wrong with this reference, Tommy. It's tip top.
WeAllFapToTheRhythmOfTheBoogieTheBeat
I'm just not sure about the color.
CaptainFuckNugget
Periwinkle blue. Me ma's quite partial to it.
nanoo2
*Degs
usernamesaregayboy
Hahaha yes
ArtMadeofYourComment
...two lurches - they're dogs, before you ask....
KotteTheHalfling
Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags.
ThinkFurther
*doooogs
GoodBoyDaisy
I'm relevant
icanmakeitfit
Yaddafighta-arnchaboi?
Namrof
Not as much as me Ma
jahsteeles
It was two minutes five minutes ago!
terrytheplatypus
Ze Germanz.
launchingships
Im in Missouri and my bff is in South Korea and this is one of our favourite movies quotes ever and we send it to each other all the time 1/
launchingships
To feel closer while she's in the army. I almost cried when I saw this was top comment.
saimaaringedseal
Caravan. Fo me ma.
BadPunCentral
+1 for Snatch reference
saharadesert
To paraphrase, I fackin' love fackin' dogs
MrAsianGuy90
http://imgur.com/jXFwbPW
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
We gon chase rabbit
CosmicMetal
Ye
sirkha
Ye
macandcheese21
Ye
bumholiday
Dags?
arbsbuhpuh
oohhh, dOgs. Yeh, I like dags. But I like caravans more.
fennec3x5
Periwinkle blue....s'for me mah
gallopingwanker
Im so high I literally clapped at the last one
flickerframe
Yes! This! Yes!
Daerc
Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.
Circumbetic
You're very welcome
Deanismyfutureexhusband
Periwinkle Blue please.
x505
a what?
iratepirate
no problem
AIistairHennessey
Tommy, you've got a fuckin' gun in your trousers
thesarahpowellexperience
I'm a die-hard cat person and this is how I love enjoying dogs. The highlights without the dog breath and ruff fur
tendthekine
because cat's breath is like fresh roses
thesarahpowellexperience
Isn't it though!
randawg
I feel the same way about OP's mom.
thesarahpowellexperience
Oh dang...
RicoDanglesHa
Up Voted for all of them but especially the pineapple one idk why it cracked me up
mehmehgerd
Me too haha
JulesQJones
I liked the dust pan with a face in the background
GoPoundSand
Ya made me look! :-)
ReggieWedgies
"this pineapple triggers me!!!" dog probably
iwouldprefernot2
Anyone know the breed of the pineapple one? Beautiful dog
RicoDanglesHa
was wondering the same thing
BewbAge
Probably some type of pitbull? American Staffordshire Terrier?
iwouldprefernot2
Yeah the markings look like pitbull for sure, the shape of the head is kind of throwing me seems a bit narrow.
remembergoliad
I was laughing so much that I was told to use my " inside voice."
CosmicMetal
My doggy likes to bark at random things too lol
4forReagan
Mine has a thing about reflected light
StaleGale
Salad tongs get mine going
CosmicMetal
She used to run away barking when I would pick up her empty food bowl.
RicoDanglesHa
NOT THE TONGS lol
ondaheightsofdespair
Pineapple (and pretty much every citrus fruit, apples and so on) smell very bad for dogs. That's why he's barking at it.
Theonewholaughsinappropriately
Apple cores are poison to dogs. Seeds contain cyanide.
ondaheightsofdespair
The fucking onions. My flaatmate's pitksky went mad whenever I was cutting onions.
schmassbinder123
apples aren't citrus fruits
ondaheightsofdespair
You don't say...
instantmashedpotatoes
My dogs LOVE pineapple. Are they weird?
MyDogsAreBobbieAndBruno
My dog loves pineapples too! But hates apples! Opposite of every other dog I've met!
Gamecube762
Yes. Pineapples are weird.