Trying online dating again

Oct 7, 2022 2:38 AM

I'm back on 2 diff apps now and putting the feelers out there, but pretty half assedly. It's been years since I tried this tired crap again. So what's one more beating upon this dead horse? At the very least, it will be amusing...

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Soon, in OP's Inbox:

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pro tip: message the ones who live with their parents, take pics without shirts, display firearms, have neck and face tats, and holding $$

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

As a woman, I feel your pain. I just want friends but all the dudes just want to smash. Bro I want to get coffee, and do stuff clothed.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You're gonna see so many wieners

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Okay who has the hot dogs thrown on the face gif ? I know your out there.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

tiny octopus just wants someone to watch Season 3 of Owl House with. and go see Black Panther 2. Life as a demi is weird sometimes.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As a fellow demi yes it is. And hard.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's just weird when people automatically assume you want to take things to another level. Or that you want to jump in the sack right away.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least youll get people pretending to talk instesd of "not tall enough" or "how much do you make?" Shit's rough. Best of luck to you @OP!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's just as rough for me all I get is "how big are ur tits? What do u weigh? U suck dick?"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Totally fair. Double edged sword for sure, clear out the chaff quick, but damn errybody wants a +6' oil prince with 5% bmi and great tits...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't they tho lmao and they themselves are like, a moldy potato, went to comm college, work at Wendy's, maain hobby Instagram, and only int

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Interested if their gf knows about it. Wtf. All these poly ppl everywhere. They all want a 3rd.no one ">a> one wants to be a 3rd.lol I'm into -

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Monogamy. Which makes me a no go to most folks. So I'm looking into buying a pet bearded dragon, or snake for a commitment.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oi. Is there no better way?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure if there is for an introvert who barely leaves the apt...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*nod* That can be tough. As a fellow introvert I have to say it's tough to meet people. Hobbies and clubs can work, whats your age group?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm 34 but severely lacking in hobbies... I was thinking of joining a mental health support group lmao..

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hm. Therapy and AA meetings are sub-par places to find dates. Try signing up for a piano class. Or Tai Chi to start with. :-)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm physically disabled.. Which is another nail in my coffin.. Lmao.. Which is why I'm considering buying a baby bearded dragon or snake.-

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, I don't have the dick in this situation. But that's what it feels like to be a woman in online dating. So many guys just want their -

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Peepees touched.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Gonna be honest. That's like a guys main goal in dating.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm aware

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just have to accept it as reality and work with it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or purchase reptile

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you aren't wrong. I do enjoy a good peepee touching.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I know. Lol

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0