I have a 3,000 word essay due in 12 hours. I'm living this gif cycle on repeat right now.

Dec 14, 2016 7:50 AM

Masturbate. It'll relax you if you're stuck.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pffffff 3000 words in 12 hours? Git gud scrub.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Where's the gif about posting gifs instead of being productive?

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@op https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder158/500x/65835158.jpg

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Feeling this right now, haha.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do a find and replace and replace all white spaces with white spaces of larger font. You can also do this for periods. Both win.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And i'm an idiot cuz it says 3000 words.

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You can change the font color of the font to white and put periods or letters in between sentences and paragraphs.

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Stop fucking procrastinating and write, motherfucker. Legit. Turn off your phone, flick off your WiFi switch and write.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And, if you're like me and this motivation doesn't work, here's what you do: 1. Write title, first paragraph. 2. Paste in gibberish to 1/2

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required 3000 word length. 3. Save file, close. 4. Open in Notepad and delete a random chunk of code after first paragraph. 4. Submit 2/3

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This will buy you more time. 5. When teach asks you about corrupted file 1-10 days from now, feign ignorance and send completed essay. Boom.

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