Happy 29th!

Jul 29, 2023 1:42 PM

july_29th

On second thoughts, cancel the salad

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Keep your bath water, I want this.

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I like to taste.

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I thought it was a litter box at first she was in

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She looks fun.

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She looks like asian Björk.

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I’m, I’m, impressed!

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This one is better with sound.

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We should ketchup some time

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I would still absolutely go out with her.

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Me at In N Out.

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Something has to make those sad fries edible

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This is mermaid fridge girl right? Didn't know she made more

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2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Okay what is that 29th?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My anniversary but also Upvote Everything Day on Imgur so we post the most absurd things to haunt the front page with Usersub’s shenanigans

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh okay. Now it’s make sense. I thought somewhere it’s a big day or something

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's too much ketchup

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I now have additional fetishes

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Sauce?

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Thanks! That is exactly what I was looking for!

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I'd upvote this on any other day of the year too

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Especially national French fry day

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Yea this is funny as hell

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Hmmm at no point does the ketchup get on her breasts.

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When you're good, you're good.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That requires a premium donation. Mayonnaise platinum.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No stupid, it's for BBQ sauce

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Why is it all the pretty ones are mental?

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She's a comedian. Showry, South Korean shock comic.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Survival technique. Like venus fly traps, they use something to lure in their victims. Evolution, baby!

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What? You dont like ketchup?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They’re not, you just happen to find the mental ones particularly hot 🤯

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As a box of snakes..., figuratively right... yea figuratively.

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I know, its great isn't it?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because they can because they are pretty. Everyone else has to get there shit together, we don't have much of a choice.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's like how small dogs bark and are aggressive but big ones dont/aren't. They've never been shamed into changing

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude it's a *prerequisite* . and I am ok with that!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you pay attention to the unattractive crazies? There's your answer.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is not, though. It is only the pretty ones that make it to FP and get this much attention. The "ugly" ones just get casted away as freaks.

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Because they are pretty .

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Ah yes, the Vicky Mendoza diagonal

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Because they’ve experienced enough of men’s BS to learn life is easier when you’re not sane

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That's fair.

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Life is a a lot easier when you're insane but I won't try explaining that to a therapist cause I'm terrified of strait jackets

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Remember, don't stick your dick in crazy.

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What if it's just ketchup?

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You know what? I’ve done it…worth it. Every time. And I’ll do it again.

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Sure, if you're too afraid to have some fun.

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