Aug 22, 2018 9:27 PM
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flabby_arms
OlderWiser
Mainly because zombies are fictional so they can do whatever the writers want them to do.
VinzClorthoInSunglasses
Zs don't feel pain, which is why I disagree loudly with people saying that they're zombies without coffee.
thrillingheroics
Because chips are everywhere, and you aren't that hungry. Brains, if you haven't noticed, are kinda hard to come by. You'd be starved.
ByDownvotingMeYoureAgreeingThatYoureWrong
How they manage to bust out of those thick ass coffins and climb through 6 feet of dirt with decaying muscles?
madguillotine
@tankgirl215
GinjerbreadMan
Something about inhibitions and pain receptors. If you are no longer afraid to break your hand, you'll punch a brick wall to get through.
chimneyspooper
Brain limits your strength so you won't hurt your muscles but if you are zombie then your brain has no control over your strength That's why
5P4C3M4N
so a human with no inhibitions would be super badass?
33YearOldManBaby
Nope, probably just dead...
SparkyBangstick
Cuz your brain keeps your body in check so it doesn't hurt itself by trying too hard.
Wander1236
Stupid brain...
MouchoGrarx
And it doesn't want the chips to go flying everywhere.
OlderWiser
Mainly because zombies are fictional so they can do whatever the writers want them to do.
VinzClorthoInSunglasses
Zs don't feel pain, which is why I disagree loudly with people saying that they're zombies without coffee.
thrillingheroics
Because chips are everywhere, and you aren't that hungry. Brains, if you haven't noticed, are kinda hard to come by. You'd be starved.
ByDownvotingMeYoureAgreeingThatYoureWrong
How they manage to bust out of those thick ass coffins and climb through 6 feet of dirt with decaying muscles?
madguillotine
@tankgirl215
GinjerbreadMan
Something about inhibitions and pain receptors. If you are no longer afraid to break your hand, you'll punch a brick wall to get through.
chimneyspooper
Brain limits your strength so you won't hurt your muscles but if you are zombie then your brain has no control over your strength That's why
5P4C3M4N
so a human with no inhibitions would be super badass?
33YearOldManBaby
Nope, probably just dead...
SparkyBangstick
Cuz your brain keeps your body in check so it doesn't hurt itself by trying too hard.
Wander1236
Stupid brain...
MouchoGrarx
And it doesn't want the chips to go flying everywhere.