*bonk on* *bonk off*

Sep 21, 2021 4:53 AM

That's my secret, Cap. I'm always horny.

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well don’t mind if I do

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Cheers I'll drink to that

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Take this for the next time you're carted off by the Horny Police:

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Oops

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thank

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v

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Jones on you, I'm horny when I get bonked.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Stop sending Jones on people

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I can't, Jones stole all my jokes. He's all I can on people!

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Wife died last year just got dumped by the only girl I've been with since it's not you it's me tbh she does need to focus on therapy

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So yeah I'm horny as fuck I miss my wife and I miss my ex

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That the full length?

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Right? Want link

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I know I am

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"length" is a bit of an overstatement

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