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Mar 3, 2026 7:28 PM
SomebodythatIusedtonope
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clwnkar01
Lol
IBentMyWookie
God this reminds me of that scene in Family Guy where peter goes to war dressed as a clown “ You guys are stupid. They’re gonna be looking for guys dressed as Army guys.”
Baconlovesyoutoo
Barron gets drafted and potato peeler becomes a combat position.
RigidGristle
GrimleyGraves
Cant send mannequins to war, they just lie there.
MrStealYourGiF
If he can turn on a laptop, he can turn on a night sight /s ... ... but we're assuming the sociopath in chief gives a shit.
BlueAngel3141
So let me get this straight…
David Robinson — a 7-foot NBA All-Star — graduated from Annapolis and served two years in the Navy.
But Barron is “too tall”?
animagrin83
B.Y.O.B.
ciba666
Right - he will just get people killed...
MrAbsolete
He is probably chilling with Netanyahu's son in Florida
IhopeUgetwhatUvoted4
Send all the trumps
echofoxtrotbbqthief
I've done rather well to know very little about any of that family. That said, this meme made me look this kid's height. Holy 6'9"
Grimlinnan
Barron the Sloth made of Donnys fecal matter.
DarthBinks007
housev1l
I wonder who his father is.
NeonKitsune
Unfortunately, we all know in our bones that Barron wouldn't be stationed within 1000 miles of any active combat zone. You guys really think he'd end up anywhere but a cushy office job after instantly going to officer school after enlistment? C'mon, you know how these people work.
relsky
I've been seeing so many of these types of memes. I'm going to ask this question against my deepest desire to know as little about these fuckers as possible. But... How tall is that piece of shit?
509tigerfish
Rank: Major - Major Target Practice
nimeton0
noYOUsuck
And cowardice
AnImgurianformerlyknownasfuzzylogic
That dudes gonna get clipped by a sniper!
kimwimgoddess
Oh, darn...
Anyway.....
JAPONfan
Barron have probably some bone spur or soemthing
TheWombatStrikesAgain
I mean, best case scenario, he'd get a position where he can safely sit in a bunker and send poorer and less well-connected people to their deaths. Or some not-job like inventory management supervisor for a national guard tire warehouse in Minnesota.
ThailandExpress
He'll just go into the National Guard & snort cocaine like GWB
MrSqaureCan
I'll take that over being a draft dodging piece of shit
SometimesOthertimesAnytime
In all honesty, I would rather they not send him because they will just give him a commission to an officer and put him in charge of people. I would rather that shithead stay far away from any leadership roles in the military.
Even if they left him as enlisted, whatever unit he is attached to would be the most targeted for attacks.
threepotatoesinatrenchcoat
He doesn't have a degree yet. We don't commission people without degrees anymore
Fatbellynsmokestomuch
Only until he was got...then pretty sure the number would even out.
korndogg83
Oh no and that could give the soldiers in his unit a perverse incentive to frag him…
thedarkcanuck
Personally I'd strap an anti-tank mine to him and send him running towards the enemy, but that's just me
TungstenOrbital
Will the mine be attached backwards? You know, just a thought
Mamaof2QTs
Do we believe his daddy would care if he died?
ToasterDent
Probably, as Baron is the heir apparent
Rhythmaster
Would he really be any worse than Hegseth, the "secretary of war"? At least Barron probably wouldn't be telling everyone that this is a holy war and requires a certain quota of bloodshed to bring about the end times. I don't believe anyone in that family is a christian, they're just cynical grifters.
mondeca
They'd put him in some cushy posting far from harm and invent bullshit reasons for giving him medals he didn't earn. Then the talking point would be "How can you oppose the war when his own son is fighting so bravely?"
It's better if he stays home, like all the other rich kids.
Marsupialmessiah
Like ALL the other kids, we shouldnt be there, its an illegal operation lole the one in venezuela.
Salpinus
All the Royals in Europe serves military service 🤷
Snarkywisecrack
I remember Prince Harry leaping out of his chair during an interview and running to his chopper because an alarm sounded. Duty first.
davebarton315101
They have traditions of honor, something our rich have no concept of.
duktayp
https://www.draftbarrontrump.com/
samuelthastings5
Dog bless Barron??
CaveJohnsonHatesLemons
duktayp
https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcDJ6Nm1hbm5hbmR4aXJpOWhvcWgxbnRwNmxpODFwbmI2M28wZWRtYyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/yyq0WXMv720OcpZvmA/giphy.gif
TheRealSauceBoss
Considering the above pic is his face photoshopped onto a real 7 ft person named Marshal Plumlee, the shit gibbon can't use the he's too tall excuse.
thotterpop
They purposely place Marshall with a bunch of 5 foot tall soldiers?
knotydes
How the fuck did they let a 7'er in the military? I thought there was a height limit
TheRealSauceBoss
6'8" is listed as the limit. I'm sure he got a waiver.
knotydes
It went up? When I was around recruiting age back in 04, I think the height limit was 6'5" for the marines. But as a 6'8" man I can't imagine going into combat. Finding cover is fucked plus your gonna be the first shot at. F that.
davebarton315101
The tallest blade of grass is the first to meet the lawnmower blade.
SkutFarkas
[laughs in M2 Browning]
Perkunas687
I, a 7-footer, was minding my business in a small shop some years ago when a much older man approached me. He said he was a Marine, and if I had been in any action, I would have been the first to get shot due to my height. "Thanks . . . ?," I said, confused. Then he asked me if anyone ever asked me how the weather was up there. I said, yeah. "Next time someone asks that, spit in their face and say it's raining." Yes sir, strange old Marine 🫡
ArdentNature
That's not how lawn mowers work
Selfawerewolf
Not even how grass works.
IlCastradore
What if you’re using an upside down helicopter ?
chiefrunswithscissors
Very good point
kaneinencanto
Pretty sure the ones at the edge of the yard get cut first... unless you're some kind of freak starting their mower in the middle of the yard...
chiefrunswithscissors
And lifting it up and dropping it down
bambulina
I look for the longest blade & start wherever that is, just to spite the tall thing.
ILoveThiPlatform
So, they gave him growth hormones, right?
herpb4uderp
Hes just really damn tal lol
supergreenpasta
He could just be tall. there are a lot of tall people, especially at the concerts I go to.
drtmr
Specifically to make him a super soldier. 🙂
ReallyOG
Yes. Administered via the left or right nostril. As his ancestors taught him.
RubbleTrouser
No doubt, knowing Trump's megalomania. Unfortunately for the kid they turned him into a freak. Another form of child abuse.
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
Oh yeah, definitely; but I found out a few years ago that babies born prematurely tend to not just be smaller at birth but smaller as adults too, so giving a pubescent child human growth hormones helps them to grow up more “normally” and not become small adults. It’s quite obvious which adults were born as premature babies who were never given hormones, so most parents opt for the hormones so their kid grows big and strong.
shanasphone350
My kiddo was 6-8 weeks premature, 5'10 no growth hormone. Wish I had known. He could clearly been 6'4 like my brothers. We missed out because we were thankful he survived
HelpfulCorn
They don't just randomly give it. It's if the child falls off their growth curve or is tracking significantly below average
ILoveThiPlatform
Or you can be super rich and buy it through other means
knotydes
Counter. I was 2 weeks early and grew to 6'8". How premature is premature?
relsky
IIRC, 2 weeks before the due date is not considered premature at all.
knotydes
Good to lnow