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Here we go again
Clearing my phone
Feel free to take what you like
It's all stolen
And Awaaaaay we go...
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Tip pooling is more what you'd call 'guidelines' than actual rules
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Yup.
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Effin Franco. The nerve.
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Plague, plague, plague.... Wake me up when the Whore of Babylon rolls up on a seven-headed scarlet beast
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Guilty.
Whoopsie.
Now pls.
Haha it me.
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Cat tax: Pixel, my adorable Manx boy
hightechpirate
Always upvote skeletor
RigoryMorty
#6 https://youtu.be/f7hLsXdPUrE
consistentprogress
#49
fester9
Found the Colbert vs. Defranco sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqtt3R_qcz8
muffmunchies
#29 many people ask how are you, without actually giving a shit about the reply, so we learn to keep it to ourselves & mirror apathy we get
dotmantooth
+1 for skeletor IRL
MILFhuntersAssociate
#23 strange resemblance to shin Godzilla. Anyone else see it?
theGildedDanMan
PTNLemay
#11 I just say "It's plague times right now!"
muffmunchies
#8 we are supposed to learn this from our parents but neglect is a bitch. Never too late to learn how to care for yourself though.
kikaria115
These were hilarious! I wanted to share a lot of them with my friend, but he got annoyed that I kept bugging him.
ButIWannaKnowWhy
I had several chuckles and a few guffaws, well done.
snortchuckle
But did you snort chuckle?
Jamroast
SJBSavageInk
#49 skeletor lookin kind of thick and don't you dare pretend like you weren't looking.
meldritchhoerrors
#2 "oh look, a dandelion! Must be the last one of the season"
JonathanMidwatch
Naw! Another Wild Pixel! Here’s my 15 y.o. cranky kitty:
JayEmsey35
As someone who has worked both front of house and kitchen staff, can confirm 1000%
JohnnyLawlessEsq
Paramedic here:
NotTheSameAnymore
#8 actually pretty good advice
Fit2DERP
Remember: your mind is trying to help you, always. Fear, anger, and sadness are signals not enemies.
zoeelane201
I forgot what it's called, but my therapist was actually trained in this method. Any thought, feeling, emotion, sensation was it's own part.
SomethingCOOOOOOOL
It's IFS, Internal Family Systems, also called Parts Therapy.
Iwasoutedbyatroll
#8 Something is up with your "pound" or "number sign" Maybe if you stop calling it a hashtag it will listen better?
NotTheSameAnymore
Fascinating. The android app automatically does this when commenting on an image, from the image.