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Let me tell you, gang... ever have a day that just starts out horribly wrong within the first half hour? Because for me, that's today, ALREADY.
1. Woke up 30 minutes before alarm - not nearly enough time to bother going back to sleep.
2. Racked mead. Container slipped off sturdy tripod stand to spill a gallon of my last Prickly Pear mead/wine of the year, made with sage honey and aged with Juniper berries and Hungarian Oak.
2a. I can not make a replacement this year as there is now no more Prickly Pear fruit. It smelled amazing, but I can't make any more: not only is Prickly Pear season over, but I used all the sage honey I got when I visited @SecretHarpy, and I can't replace that, either. Horray.
3. Found a tiny shard of glass on the floor as I cleaned, it went in my foot, so now I had to clean mead AND blood off the floor.
4. The shopvac I was using to suck up the various liquids didn't work and now I have a Conure screaming full volume at 5:20 AM. This is bound to lead to a complaint.
5. Oh, and the smoke detector decided to randomly start beeping to say battery low during this, leading to an over-sensory hell, so now we have to reset that.
All this before 6 AM.
Whatever. Bread, I guess.
Welcome to horny Sumerian literature, a precursor to the Song of Solomon.
Also for some reason I get big @kaeldra and @racheKatze vibes from this, feel like they'd dig it.
Coyote on a waterslide: will he have fun?
I want one of these.
Pippin tax
Today's message from Pippin: [more existentialist Conure screaming at volume 11]
I'm gonna go disassociate in the shower for an hour before work, bye.
bonessasan
May your shower dissociation be fruitful.
extrapink
That was a wild ride. I laughed, I cried, I upvoted
SinfulDeviant
#3 Good girl
moodymoodusername
#29 always upvote sarah andersen +1 your comics got me through some tough times
pdonettes
#32 This is me. I need more friends.
Flapjackal
#25 this is actually the same time traveller having only one meeting.
jgjgjgjgjgjgjg
#1 Life in 1620 was bad 'cuz no social media and no instant gratification and no avocado toast. And no p0rnhub, either.
stayingalive4life
#1 400 years from now, people may be asking what happened in 2020.
jherazob
#5:
SomeFukinWizard
#3 Okay - You cant tell me the artist that made that didn't know what they were doing. They TOTALLY knew what they were doing.
quzar
#1 That's just 24h time: '16:20'.
swedeonamoose
#1 Think a certain boat showed up that year and that made a lot of natives very sad
crypresthesia
(Pardon my useless fact both the image and your comment reminded me of) Speaking of boats and supposed internet acronyms, the earliest known use of OMG was in 1917 by Admiral of the Fleet John Arbuthnot Fisher, 1st Baron Fisher in a letter to Winston Churchill
EverNotRelevant
Sorry to hear you had a bad start to the day. I hope it improves and you go on to see something wonderful and calming.
CodyBurkett
I hope so too
ReallyCoolSlimeMold
#34 Weak AF. You know who's a chad? Shiva Nataraja. He doesn't need a weapon to end the universe, he just puts on a tune, swings a leg, and his dance is so overwhelmingly majestic that the universe, in awe, crumbles to dust. And because he's a chad, he can dance a new universe into existence with the next song. No weapons needed.
racheKatze
#12 accurate. These are my vibes
trigonman3
#44 Fortunately for you, they're both still alive.
CodyBurkett
I meant the clothing! Hahabaha
MonkeyofObservation
I saw tons of bright red prickly pear fruit next to the power station on University Drive just East of Arizona State University today. I will totally snatch some power station fruit for you, lol. They ain't making booze.
MCpeepantz
#2 Clickity-clackers unite! From mechanical keyboards to antique machines, we will be there. I just found a "travel" typewriter my Grandmother had, when I find some ink it's over for the next office I work in. "All I can hear is your typing" they said. Just wait until there is a ping along with it!
Feralkyn
Sorry you had a shitty start to the day. We've all been there. Some days are just fuckin' cursed.
It's Vedic astrology or something, idk.
Subrote
#28 this. 10,000% this
brainpansonata
#48 My local gastropub did a festbier collab with a nearby brewery and produced something so good and well rounded that I worry it may have ruined other beers for me.
Zorrodidnothingwrong
"Bronce"
asignofthetimes
#7 That’s jai alai, a variant of pelota not pelote.
JugOfVoodoo
#44 If Jonathan Frakes is "extremely" tall, what classification is James Cromwell? He TOWERS over Frakes.
Subrote
That'll do, Frakes.
reactiveamoeba
IMDB says Frakes is 6'2", Cromwell is 6'7".
Shaddak
#7 and do peyote
MCpeepantz
Just FYI, alot of the cacti are legal to own, or buy from nurseries. There are several youtube videos on how to make it, which you should definitely not do because it's illegal. That said, after about 10-15 mins of research, and about $150, you should be able to make your own. Again, do NOT look into how easy the process is!
TheLeanWolf
with a coyote
thekeyofe