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Nov 8, 2025 9:04 PM
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TexMexHex
#1 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dWZvNHdsMnhxM3d0NXdxbGZqdXl4Y2t3NnYwa216aGVpMm90cGhjcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/uQl8Wbi3uIuic/200w.webp
IUpvoteFuturama
#40
Mansooratyale
#5 I am a 54 yo 230 lb dude, and every time this song hit, I turned to a small town girl and will not stop believing
Pukako
If you're not, I guess you're from Detroit.
rbudrick
#50 well, no. They realised that they really fuckin wanna steal your data and make fucktons of money selling it, and therefore, you can only have a coupon if you sign up to the app, sell your fucking soul and then go fuck yourself, you piece of shit.
bloobiebloob
#29 Every path is a yellow brick road if you're on acid.
xxxnaked
#50 I thought I was helping my mom!!
Adamekora
"I am the CEO of my chaos, and business is blooming!" I might steal this one
EroticZombiePants
#44 Just riding that high of being told I was cute once back in the 1990s.
shutupthisisreal
a girl in highschool grabbed my hiney once, and I still believe it's because my behind is exceptionally cute
CallMeMcGyver
#22... Nope, they are definitely not any of those... none of them are a surly pirate, Sherlock Holmes, a pith helmet wearing British explorer from the late 1800s, a Brooklyn gangster from the 1930s, a dog with a lisp, an obnoxious supervillain who talks vaguely like Truman Capote, Lord Morgrorth Snorg Supreme Overlord Of The Nine Realms, Bugs Bunny, and let's just say "a bunch of others" because of the 500 characters text limit.
shameofslate
#1 when they first started playing clubs here in LA they were on the cover of a local music magazine, and I swear to God I thought they were ladies.
Username62611
#31 2x0=0. Phew, I'm on track.
meowingintensifies
EntropyReign
"wait, really? @meowingintensifies? Bit much, even for them."
nojustsayitdont
Mine would take bets on how long until the kidnapper just returned me with regrets.
martineb72
#46 Paul would definitely pull that shit. Although he probably would have gone with The Beach Boys, if he was trying to be sincere. He absolutely loves them.
zalagzny422
#44 told my lady a woman at work said I was handsome, and she said that I am a good-looking guy and my dudes..... grandma AND a stranger saying they liked my shirt on the same day 15 years ago has been dethroned.
EntropyReign
Pukako
I had three people compliment my shirt one day in June. It did have The Very Hungry Caterpillar on it, though.
teknojo
#35 read this as "...eat five people...", wondered how that was supposed to be a JD Vance joke, realized it wss more likely a mimic joke, THEN realized I am just a nerd and that I may be watching too many politics podcasts.
EroticZombiePants
#2 Anger looks more like she's weakening her sphincter.
MadamPuddifoot
#13 that's not what Schmidt says there.
EroticZombiePants
#50 Ah, the Pile the Coupons on the Floor Machine.
Sickpup666
What is a smart source device?
NeedtofavouritetheseWallpapers
#31 hourly, monthly, annually?
Blimjoe
#41 weird way to prove that rich people are pedophiles
REOJackwagon
#32 or how much will your circle of friends give for the kidnappers to not give you back
Zeterai
If someone wants to interact with me enough to kidnap me, they're my friends now.
My escape plan is to wait the twenty minutes or so it'll take for them to ghost me so I can just walk home again.
grandopening
Tree fiddy
theinternetkeepsmealive
What if you just don't have any friends?
EroticZombiePants
Your true friends will go rescue you in a violent rampage while making snarky quips the entire time.
IHaveGreatKittenRecipes
That's me. You bet your ass I'm going all Taken on this shit but I am gonna rag on you so bad you may not want me to show up cause you are *never* living down 'hey remember that time I SAVED YOUR LIFE?!?' cause fuck me I'm dining out on that one!
Rogerwilco1974
#20 https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bnI0ZXgwcG9ramRlbjN0MXU1M3V4dWJqYWhvcjVwdW16OWxwdHE5dyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3o85xIO33l7RlmLR4I/200w.webp
Awmph
#41 me a wise man: the best breasts are the breasts in my hands
Ouroborus
As I tell my wife "The best titties are the ones I'm allowed to touch, permitties!"
valkrez
#17 respect the honesty
secretdpp
I dunno. Kind of disgusting. Red Bull? In the year of our lord 2025? Be better than that
Pupvote
#2 Yeah, thanks, "Herbsovermeds", but forgive me if I take your claims with a pinch of salt.
nojustsayitdont
We all know it's actually the Four Humours.
Pupvote
Healthcare is a lot more effective when you balance your black and yellow biles.
DebbieDangle
#5 How did that song become their most famous (besides the whole Sopranos thing)? IMO, it's one of their worst songs, up there with their stupid early-80s power ballads. "Wheel in the Sky" is objectively way better, and it actually rocks.
DigitalDruid255
Listen to the Northern Kings cover
EroticZombiePants
Don't Stop Believing is quintessential 80s cheese. We all love it for that. It's not as cheesy as the air instrumental music video for Separate Ways though.
AlmostClever
Fourteen years ago Family Guy made playing it at a karaoke bar the central part of a joke, and it snowballed from there. https://youtu.be/NzqYuZmEPJM
DebbieDangle
I did not know this. Thank you!
ThadisJones
#1 The latest time I flirted with a woman, they turned out to be a femboy. I took him out on a date anyway because I'd already committed to the moment and he was kind of cute in girlmode. Anyway it was a fun time but it wouldn't have worked out because I'm completely straight.
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
That is actually so freaking cute, thank you for sharing this sweet story! ❤️
spiritussancto
see the discourse around "would you date a trans person?" is a moot point cause like, would a trans person date YOU? we are rare. we have standards. we've been through some shit. we don't need to settle for people who don't treat us well
Arracor
Ayyo gimme his number? ;P
IsTodayThursday
That's really sweet of you to go through with the date anyway. Also damn where the hell are you finding femboys in real life. They're rarer than a witches tit is cold, let alone one that could perhaps be attracted to women
AverySomething
As a pan, transfem NB...
ThadisJones
"where the hell are you finding femboys IRL" Boston MA
Zeterai
There's something about the line "I'm a sailor peg" from Shipping Up to Boston and femboys but I can't be bothered to articulate the innuendo right now.
IsTodayThursday
Ffffuck. No way I'm going back to MA, even for a femboy. I hate Boston more than I love femboys
RonnieSoak
Are they? You cant swing a cat boy in some of the bars / clubs i go to without hitting several femboys
BillyBabel
Tell me more about these bars
RonnieSoak
Gay bars 🤣
FoxyEllie
With zero intent to trap or corner or anything like that and with full transparency that I identify as a trans woman, how would you have reacted if everything was the same but rather than "I'm a femboy" it was "I'm a trans woman"? I know sexuality can be pretty complicated in this respect, so I'm curious how others view it
ThadisJones
I'm pretty open minded, I might be OK with a trans woman. I don't know for sure because I've never yet dated one.
BishlamekGurpgork
As someone other than OP, I guess I would need some educating about what that means for the specific individual. Like, I'm fine having a feminine friend I can snuggle with. But to enter a romantic relationship, physical intimacy is important, and my preference there is very linear.
My understanding is that what being a 'trans woman' means for physical intimacy can vary -- and that is a shallow understanding, so correct me if I'm wrong.
FoxyEllie
It does indeed vary! Without going into detail, *basically* I personally don't like using the downstairs parts (until I eventually will get bottom surgery), and being intimate uses other methods.
It's tough, because having someone say no to a girl because she's got the wrong parts can be very demoralizing to her, but at the same time everyone does have the right to be attracted how they're attracted. I've seen some trans people call it transphobia, which doesn't feel fair to me either.
Lutki
It really depends on the person because I am less concerned with looks, or what parts they have and more about their personality and the relationship dynamics. Like I am a soft sub so I am more comfortable with more effeminate men and/or women who lead. Mostly just looking for someone I can trust to not abuse my desire to devote myself to them.
OrionRex
I've been propositioned by a few trans ladies in my life and it definitely is nerve-wracking trying to let them down gently. I've had a decent amount of success by wishing them luck finding someone who loves every part of them and to not let my narrow and subjective sexuality get them down. Only one woman got upset, but she was somewhat drunk at the time and her friends told me that she'd been striking out hard for months at that point, so honestly I can't blame her for being frustrated.
BishlamekGurpgork
I can see that producing some involuntary 'ews' that are harsher than intended, and leaving wounds more lasting. I can also see people attributing that knee-jerk reaction to a disgust with trans in general, not with the mismatch in what they personally prefer intimately.
Early communication is gonna extra-super-important in these cases; there are so many needs and preferences that have to match, everyone has to know what they're walking into.
FoxyEllie
Yeah, that's definitely a very important part to *any* relationship, but kinda gets dialed to 11 in these situations
BrokenAnimal
#1 Dude looks like a lady?
Lovingimpaler
No silly, that's Aerosmith.
grantCheeseQueen
Top left, clockwise: Brett Michaels, Bobby Dahl, Rikki Rockett, CC Deville
I loved Poison!
umbrellamaker
*dudes
BrokenAnimal
"Dudes look like ladies" doesn't quite have the same panache imo.
umbrellamaker
I had forgotten just how feminine they all looked
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
At this point Steven Tyler looks like a granny, lol.
nojustsayitdont
Kind of always did, yo.
Ucanthankmel8r
EroticZombiePants
That song is supposed to be about Vince Neil from Motley Crue, although to be fair, if you weren't alive back then, all of those hair metal bands will look alike to you.
BrokenAnimal
I'm aware, but it seemed fitting given the context.
Ezzy666
I couldn't tell them apart back then and still can't today
HiMyNameIsKevinIHaveChangnesia
Vince was the dreamy blonde that killed a guy in a DUI. Mick was the hot skinny guy that chugged vodka like water. Tommy was the sexy dark haired abuser. Nikki was the tall handsome talented violent heroin addict.
EroticZombiePants
Never forget Tommy's legendary schlong.
QotU
A bouquet of hot garbage
DutchBoeremeisie
#46 ai photo, but can't confirm while on phone.
Zombieds
No shit
DutchBoeremeisie
Regular ray of sunshine, aintcha?
ImgurIsOutOfUsernames
Then how do you "know" it's AI? It could just be Photoshop, as others have noted, given the apparent age of the original photo. FFS, stop declaring everything that's not a true-to-life photo as fucking "AI."
DutchBoeremeisie
I'm not one of those people, thanks. I wrote a full reply with reasoning and proof to another user who commented.
Username62611
You can tell because his face looks like it's made out of CGI.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
The original is at least 2 years ago, from the days when AI couldn't do text to save its life.
DutchBoeremeisie
Original isn't two years old. Original was made by The United Church of Slayer and posted to their FB on the 21st of August of this year. If you can find an older one, I'd love a link. When it comes to this stuff, I don't mind being proven wrong.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
It's from FB, the link doesn't go right to the image, not sure what to tell you https://imgur.com/wpPiR1j
DutchBoeremeisie
I tried that one, but couldn't find the image. I use Google's reverse image search a lot and I've noticed it can get confused by the dates of posts from Facebook and Instagram. I'm not quite sure why or how yet.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
Yeah, that makes sense. It doesn't work nearly as well since the transition to Google Lens. Really great at finding shopping links, though! Sigh.
jethroismaxbaer5772
Looks like Photoshop I think. Could be wrong.
Wasnbo
Agreed, I'm leaning towards this being a more conventional shoop than AI.
DutchBoeremeisie
I'm 100% certain it's AI, but I can't actually see for shit on my phone, so I am hesitant to say as much. Also, the website I use to confirm doesn't work on mobile.
ImgurIsOutOfUsernames
Then how the fuck are you so certain?
DutchBoeremeisie
And now I'm on my pc, I can access the creators FB site and see they post tonnes of AI images.
DutchBoeremeisie
Colouring, textures, lighting and the text lines are all textbook Gen AI.
DutchBoeremeisie
Took me a while to find the original on their FB page,to confirm with a software Gen AI detector. The one used here is an altered version and each time the image is saved in a different format, or you add things like the text at the top (which isn't AI), you introduce artefacts that confuse the detector, resulting in a false negative.