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Most viral edit - Seems weird to use the words 'most viral' these days. But it's awesome to be here, and I hope for all of you the days can get a little bit better each day on the way back to normal. And to answer the question as to why these are in groups of three or four - I had grouped them together as individual posts for somewhere else previously, but thought I should share them all here, as well. But for next time I promise I will save the singles and post them that way!
Nameless915
Smuggle weed in pizza sauce. Got it
onecowboytoo
#1 part 2 we don't care.
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
#1 if you’re still drinking out of glasses you’re kinda still fucking around at least a little ...
SnowMode
Jokes on the lady with the poop line for thinkin thats gonna turn me off , if anything the butt slap alone gonna make me more persistant
qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiol
Outstanding magnificent genitals.
harman825
#1, 2nd tweet. TBH id rather she tell me to buzz off because now i wanna see where she poops from wink at me.
CaldariBob
Gotta be careful. The poop thing can backfire.
thanatos777
#5 Wait, the U.S. is having a succession crisis?
getridofTheSeaword
I really felt that one with the husband buying flowers to help around the house.
jennym123
What is with the joined tweets? This is like getting a math worksheet with questions like 1-a, 1-b, 1-c.
onecowboytoo
IMHO and they are good.
jery007
I don't know at what airport this keeps happening at but if you keep giving that dog pizza he gon b fat
KitBitAllWit
Also, no wonder he responds to pizza - he gets treats for it!
heyitsthatonetalldude
Honestly, if someone caught me staring at their butt and gave me that line, I would totally ask them out, good sense of humor is key.
SnowMode
Right?! Norm u get eye rolls and disgusted looks, which is jus personal, cz they know u gonna look, they basically just sayn you too ugly to
tittytittybangbangs
The nuclear armed totalitarian cult state is USA right? Not sure how else to read that
md22mdrx
This.
DildoRodeo
North Korea, you may need to do some research if you're this confused.
scatter
North Korea, I assume this is from before Kimmy boy popped back up.
PullShporttel
The OP knows that, they're just being an edgelord.
MightyMouseTech
Did he though?
Wampa842
I was going to say the USA isn't having a succession crisis, until I realised it's literally every four years.
stevema
The US has had one of the longest running peaceful succession of powers, the fuck are you talking about?
TheBurritoConfederacy
Jokes and rhetoric aside, the consistent peaceful transfer of power every 4-8 has been a success story, despite the system's various flaws.
lazerfrog
It’s not really unique to the US system though.
thehumanoidsarecoming
succession or secession?
PhilMcrevice
Ok, if that was your take away, please don't vote. Don't procreate. Don't adopt. Don't take any position where you care for others. Thanks!
oilassedfiddler
its nutty how if you have a differing opinion they downvote the comment so nobody can see it
oilassedfiddler
agreed
HumanFromPlanetEarth
Did you just agree with your own comment?
oilassedfiddler
ha no I was agreeing to the other guy but thats funny now that you point it out
PullShporttel
#1
ModsSometimesHeedMyScamWarnings
Came here looking for exactly this after reading that. +1
Snooj
OH
Snooj
MY GOD
LZorro
PotatOSLament
There’s another version where she’s cool with it.
warslinger
then post it
PotatOSLament
Don’t try me.
Walmartstallwithnolock
I admit that when Trump didn't get impeached I thought what's the worst he can do in 9 months. 1 month later:
OneMoreDanceAndImLikeYEAHhowthehellamisupposedtoleave
IMPOTUS
michaelfire
just softening us up for term 2, when the real ops begin
Walmartstallwithnolock
Dwalker2
He got impeached. He wasn't removed from office.
EniChaos
doesn't impeach mean he can't run again?
TeishaTaisha
You might think that! But nope, the system is a bit more fucked than that.
stevema
why would that be good? this was brute forced partisan hackery, imagine if the republicans barred obama from a second term like that.
corvidaeopus
Impeached simply means he was charged with high crimes and misdemeanors
Soufange
And nearly all the Republicans swept his crimes under the fucking rug because they're criminals who know they'd be next.
stevema
more like, they saw the evidence given and none of it was more than hearsay, great use of the time we could have used to prep for covid...
corvidaeopus
Sont forget to register to vote, guys.
IWouldLickThat
Why are all of these pasted together? Knock that shit off.
LovesToSpooge517
Downvoted just for that
AceBandito
#3 B & #6 B. Shit's lazy
znuff
Indeed. It is annoying. How am I supposed to steal individual ones that I find funny?
Richter12x2
This is why
choakid999
Multiple saves and crops
proximusvx
Smart select on android edge panel. Crazy how much I use it..
NimbleStampcrab
Thanks. I never knew about that feature.
soabtanmnl
Same
modicumjones
snipping tool?
Dwalker2
To much work.
jekath
That will also allow you to remove pixels for the reposts.
Fennek04
So much work
mynamegoeshere2089
That’s what the @op thought.
Nathanyel
"Haha, no one will steal these tweet pics I stole from somewhere else!"