Torturedforeternity
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#cute #dogs #funny #memes #hotel
Jul 7, 2018 8:12 AM
Torturedforeternity
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3475
77
#cute #dogs #funny #memes #hotel
Nomnomnivore
one dog friendly hotel we went to reserves the 'older' furnished rooms for people with pets. Totally understandable if you ask me.
DarPhyve
Yet the dog can bark it's head off at 2am....
dbrsong
This sounds like a glorious Hotel
UsernameNotTakenYet
Might nibble the concierge though
indified
i have done all those things on that list i admit but ive never shit in floor-chewed shit to uselessness-have people that are allergic to me
muscletank
i would stay there
medici
sit there. stay there. good boy.
NickKimCage
@repoststatistics
mcgravin
Is the bottom of the frame canted at a significant angle, or is it just me?
FatShady591
What about cats?
CrustyMuffin
*We've
IsignedUpWithGmailButDontWantToUseMyName
I can smell that hotel from here
Mikey667
In Dog we trust.
Hybris51129
All others pay cash.
ImTotsPolyGONEfromThis3Dclass
The key word is "yet"
MisterTrashPanda
I went there, but my dog didn't respond when they asked if I was "good to go". He's deaf. I had to sleep in the car while he was in the room
mayarai42
My kind of hotel!
aSparkleVillain
I used to work in a hotel and every week we had a bug sniffing dog come and check for bugs. He was a beer good boy
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
On the other hand, we've never had a guest bark uncontrollably till 4 am.
badmusicpuns
Maybe they did
mcgravin
You'd be surprised.
SheDevilinaSnuggie
We had meth heads over staying their reservation for 3 days straight and wrecking the room. Police got them out eventually. What a mess.
swagb98623
Maybe you have had such a guest but you couldn't hear them over the tv or arguing with a travelling companion.
DaggettOFlannigan
something something cocaine something
fluhatinrapper
Obviously they haven't had a hotel that long. Crazier shit happens on the reg.
BYERE
Your hotel has never had furries in it then...
CleverClint407
this whole trend of bringing your dog everywhere is stupid af.
BearBombs
What about a dog that pooped and peed everywhere or chewed all the furniture? Just saying animal deposits exist for a reason.
gatharen
I found the property manager
ImBiggusDickus2
Well..to be fair, I've never had anyone chew on the furniture before. The poop and pee has happened before though.
AllTheGoodUsernamesAreTaken86
Amen. I love dogs, but people over-glorify them. They’re great, but they’re still animals. Some can manage in a place like that, some can’t
Solkanarmy
you don't need to call them animal deposits, you can just call them poops like you did before
Motherpupper4
Someone must have pissed in your Wheaties this morning. (PS it’s a joke)
fuckthisshitwebsite
I've never had to go to the hospital because a human was in a room before and no one told me
MissSassyPanties
That's the responsibility of the lazy human who owns him.
TheNecronomician
Pooping and peeing everywhere and chewing forniture? I don't need a dog for that.
Plazooeeoot
Agree my doggos never had any incident in hotel room. But unfortunately we attack the ugly carpet with soda.
Brand0calrisian
Or people like me who are allergic and litteraly can't breathe when there's a dog around.
boatymcboatfaceplant
Can confirm, I have been known to chew hotel furniture
Lifk
Yep but his point is that human could do that too. For example. Dog dont watch tv on their own on the contrary.
NuggetThief
What about dogs that are trained and don't do that stuff because they have responsible owners?
ballonknot
And the hotel can distinguish you from the irresponsible owners by....?
NuggetThief
Putting up a fine warning or something? People with dogs that would do that stuff would not visit said hotel...
sadiepearl
By charging a deposit. Responsible owners get it back, irresponsible owners don't.
VigorousButtstuff
I still am of the opinion that if you can't charge an extra damage deposit for children, you can't charge an extra damage deposit for pets.
2InchesOfDanglingFury
VigorousButtstuff
(Seriously. You think pets are bad? Kids are the fucking worst.)
bossbrigand
I guess it's your dog that pissed all over the place then
VigorousButtstuff
Considering I don't have a dog, you'd be wrong in that assumption.
dsnb
Today was my last day at the hotel I spent close to 9 months in, we had an American group where 3 of them, two different rooms, peed inside
dsnb
The wardrobe, shat from the bed to the toilet and peed pooped around the corners, no freaking idea why.
dsnb
We just decided to assume they had bowel problems since they were kind of on the elderly side
Frelioan
can confirm this is probably a bowel problem if they looked a bit older....had to clean that kinda mess up myself. D: the wardrobe though?
Plazooeeoot
Post your stories
dsnb
We had an Indian family gathering in 2 tables for 6 because fuck everyone else, they took half the buffet in plates and then proceeded to
dsnb
Make a real mess and not eat half of it, we closed that section part because we couldn't really sit anyone there
SheDevilinaSnuggie
Gave the "breakfast is served from 6 am etc" speech to a hooker who winked at me when she exited an hour later. Black Betty was cool.
dsnb
I served the British Olympic swimming team and the sub21 french football team
dsnb
I can tell you about that if you want. Or about how vegans behave most of the time.. or about how a guy with a kid yelled to a pregnant
dsnb
Colleague of mine for 2 hours over having to take care of his kid and the room wasn't ready, the lady is already a mom of 1, 2nd on the way
roberto35121
DUDE, MAKE A FUKN POST WITH SOME PICS AND WRITE IT ALL DOWN. WE WANT IT
lucillemaximus
True, although the hotel has probably had humans who did the same things.
BearBombs
That sounds like meth pr bath salts were involved.
SheDevilinaSnuggie
Ex-receptionist here. One man puked in the fold up sofa bed and didn't tell anyone. Just folded it all up again. I hate some people.
JefftheIntern
Can confirm; I am no longer allowed in this hotel.
FeralFuschia
Poop and pee aren't as bad, needle users like to tuck needles EVERYWHERE. Any fold, ledge, nook and cranny. I used to hate that more.
HolyHolopov
For a second there I thought by needle users you meant people who sew, since I accidentally leave my pin needles all over the living room...
ilhares
Can guarantee they have. Couple friends of mine used to be hotel cleaners. They had horror stories.
Ketheres
I cleaned a hotel today. Fuck that shit. I prefer cleaning care homes for the mentally disabled and bars over hotels. At least the staff and
Ketheres
customers are friendly in those...
Ketheres
Also they are easier to clean and your performance isn't nitpicked on while you are doing a time trial...
AstronautChicken
Well tell your friends to get their asses over here!
Arbitrarynamehere
Work story time!
Snoopi252
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gtmiller
Meh, I work one in part time, all I can say is fuck the Wisconsin football team and fans.
ItzEdInYourBed
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