If I won the Lottery, I wouldn't tell anyone. But there would be signs....

Apr 13, 2024 8:44 AM

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Who gets to lick the fingertips though?

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I volunteer! But only on condition that you do the same for me, but with Cheetos!

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I spent way to long trying to figure out what "read 50 the pages" means

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Search for „finger chopsticks for snacks“

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just stick your face into the bag. Nothing weird about it.

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Cool Ranch Doritos are your friend.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How exactly do you make this not weird ?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

normally. Someone sit, you lay with your head on their thighs. On the other side they have bag of Doritos.

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Use chopsticks.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Tried this once, it was nice not getting grease on my game controller

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that's what I do until I win the lottery...

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But if my feeder uses chopsticks, I won't get to lick the Dorito flavor buildup off his fingers at the end of the bag. That's the best part.

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*crosses off the ‘no weirdos’ on the sign*

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This is where ebooks shine, you only need one hand to operate it.

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This is the best part about being left handed, my mouse hand is still free.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... just to be clear, we're still talking about reading right?

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