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Rubyrose99
#16 you can't just randomly stick Brendan Fraser in a meme and expect us to L- okay, fine. Have your upvote.
PlayingNiceForOnce
#12 I'm the opposite - I know so much other McElroy content and this is the first time seeing this. It makes so much sense.
Syovere
#43 Actually given my loneliness issues, no I actually am afraid of being alone in the dark lol
ridureyu
#20 look at your bodies, men! You’re a Dick. Be dickish! This is what God made you for, you raging cock!
drinkthederpentine
#11 I walk the middle path... Clean session and cache
TheAziz
#5 TIL imgur is made of boomers
igglebotato
#11 Logging into a website with two different sets of credentials, to see what a non-admin user sees.
munchman495
#14 My weed guy once gave me a half ounce of shake because I was his only buyer who didn't bitch about the prices...
Yourname942
Imagine your entire existence only happened because someone got bored and went to a funeral
AlwaysUpvoteBunnies
#8
loyalsock12
#4 my anxiety be like "you're okay but ARE YOU REALLY?"
PPlank
What a truly interesting and varied dump. No bad ones here. Smashing! Thank you.
PancakeSupreme
Thank you!
feryooday
#14 I’ve had 2 people offer me cocaine, which I won’t do, just randomly. and I had a customer try to give me weed to get through the day lol
feryooday
I don’t smoke either but it was funny to hear someone offer their bartender some weed as a tip (on top of money)
Chrisxdxl
#11 I don't even use this, it just doesn't show up in your history, that's it. The Internet companies can still see you there.
alphaversionmillennial
Yeah, most that know just use it to hide page history and avoid having stuff show up in ads. I don't trust it for actual security either lol
NomDeImguerre
#10 I'm turning 40 this year. I definitely do not qualify for adulthood.
boobsalot
#6 Dont forget the never ending updates .
MstrES
#5 must be cold
Mikeiller
#14 on the flipside of that, I also assumed I would catch fire more often than I have. I've never once had to stop, drop, and roll.
forResearchPurposesOnly
#1 Alternatively, “…and now we know that you know”
CrumbyCake
#8 oh, scandalous!
takingupspace
I come by my under eye circles naturally.
HoneyBunchesOfStoats
same, finally it's our time to shine!
rukeman
#29 After all these years I'm finally fashionable.
justhereforcostumepics
we’ve missed out on the golden era of safely accepting free drugs from strangers at parties. Fentanyl is everywhere, be safe, carry narcan
BigTex1
#25 is a picture of “incognito” federal agents at a BLM protest. So the caption is more than likely correct.
Dunes8
#11 3rd path: When I want to look up or watch a YouTube video without it screwing up my recommendations.
Miyamotofan
I use it so I can log into my business email without logging out of my personal email.
ZachariasWolfe
My primary use of incognito is like that, just avoiding all the targeted ads, recommendations, etc.
quzar
#12 There's a fair split in philosophies that both dentists and patients follow regarding 'keeping teeth'. There are some that will only >
quzar
>remove a tooth entirely when absolutely necessary, favoring root canals, crowns, and partial substitution. On the extreme other end is the>
quzar
>(now obsolete) notion of getting all teeth pulled and false teeth as soon as possible.
QuestionAsIsTradition
#13 in high school drama, during an improv exercise,someone said "you dropped your pocket." I thought it was so funny I made detachable 1/2
QuestionAsIsTradition
Pockets for my coat. Out of old jean pockets. So I could drop mine and either get someone to say it or trick someone into thinking they 2/3
QuestionAsIsTradition
Dropped theirs 3/3
PancakeSupreme
Historical fun fact, pockets used to be a loose pieces of garment worn between skirts and petticoats.
QuestionAsIsTradition
Interesting. How did that work? I can't imagine it
tygerpsimatrix
#30 - Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, #41 - A dog will sometimes bite their own leg because they kicked themselves in the face.
theblackcoat
Kindly shut your whore mouth that Lord of the Rings was 20 years ago
tygerpsimatrix
EXCUSE ME?!? The third one was 20 years ago, the first one was 22 years ago :P
CosplayComet
This. This right here. This right here times 500000000%
mimomisu
A bit out of topic but these people that I find through imgur are worth following on Twitter. It's great
callocosplay
Evangelists when someone tells them to not cherry pick the Bible to support bigotry and hate
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
Almost as if the only ones who need to be TOLD not to be a piece of shit, are in fact, already massive pieces of shit.
Unclescam
Except they kind of all say "don't be a dick to the people in our religion". Everyone else needs to join us or die.
FocusHarder
As someone who grew up in the "ultra religious" sect, I can confirm with 500000000% certainty that this is true
PunnyTiger
Republicans claim to be Christian but any time a bill comes up to feed the poor or heal the sick, they vote no; the poor don't pay kickbacks
DdCno1
The Bible has advice on how to sell your daughters into slavery. If that's not being a dick, then I don't know what is.
quzar
Fanatics of any topic are this way. Religion is just one that tries to deal with 'all life' instead of a movie with laser swords.
Kavrae
"I'm not being a dick. I'm just..." No. Stop there. You don't get to excuse it.
ThePastorWhoSaysFuck
Accurate, unfortunately. Fucking fundamentalists making life harder for no good reason for everyone else.
tjgg
That's why I converted to Dudeism. Literally the only tenet is "Don't be an asshole" so there's really no other way to interpret it
mondeca
I don't go to church anymore because I found out that none of the adults actually believe the things they taught me as a kid.
chiefrunswithscissors
My church was good. They rented space at the University instead of owning a gaudy building. Collection was voluntary. But the things
chiefrunswithscissors
That have been done in the name of Christianity taint it and I can't understand why good people would want to associate with it
drosophilamelanogaster
I don't go because I only went to impress a Christian girl, then realised I was gay and it was a pile of shite.
CallThisAUsername
Your post made me laugh out loud - thank you for this xD
Fairemont
Was this during a reading from .the book of revelations?
Brhino
#10 I'm 40 and I consider myself barely an adult. Like... you CAN rent a car to me, but you probably shouldn't.
MadamPuddifoot
I'm 39 and some of my best "adult" decisions include sleeping all weekend, getting a hot sauce bottle tattoo, and not paying bills on time.
Kristie72
51 and literally googled "what does an adult's home look like" because my house isn't it per home decor mags.
Morgan96
I felt this, lol!! 52 here and look around my house and wonder if it looks adult enough, and that sounds so bad…
Capum15
Yeah, I'm in my 30s and feel like I'm just blindly stumbling around somehow managing to exist. Been that way since the end of school.
Nivvi
Im not far behind, 37, but feel like stupid 20 years old kid
redsmerf
16 y/o with 23 years of additional experience.
Mikeiller
At some point, you get old enough where everybody else thinks you're an adult. At that point, you just have to grin and fake it.
Djoarhet
35 here, still so jarring when people call me 'sir'. Like don't put me on the spot okay!?
NotTinyPancakes
Is every adult just fakign it? maybe we should be honest with the younge rgens and let them know were faking it
GigiDundas
I'm 44 and I have decided to skip adulthood altogether.
NotTinyPancakes
Wait this was an option why'd no one tell me sooner I could just skip straight to...retire? funeral?
GigiDundas
The trick is to refuse to spawn, that's how they swindle you into being an "adult" but no kids means I get older but I never have to grow up
NotTinyPancakes
I'm already doing the no kids part but they're still expecting me to be a grown up
NotTinyPancakes
30 here I don't have a liscence because I know form past experince I will try to play bumper cars if handed the wheel, I sitll get the urge>
NotTinyPancakes
to stick knives the in power sockets, I am a hazard that needs adult supervision.
Mirilali
My a lil me dventure with knives in outlets was boring. Lil kid me never learned to complete the circuit for it to do anything.
Mirilali
Now I don't because I figure I'll actually burn down the rented house knowing my luck. So I use old broken electronics and spare wires!
BonkyMcSignFace
I guess you never got a license to spell words either. I thought I was having a stroke
NotTinyPancakes
i tws more readable than most f my posts my finger smove at dif speeds and when I go to correct most fo the time I hoit enter accidentally.
BonkyMcSignFace
What?