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Mar 11, 2019 2:24 AM
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danthe727man
thats having kids in a nutshell
BigRedMonkeyButts
15 seconds before the radio goes off telling you something had indeed happened.2/2
Account123456789
Jesus
BigRedMonkeyButts
It's worse when you're an emergency responder. Usually you're just thinking "man, I should really poop before something happens", exactly1/2
Madafacka
Looks like my puppy... 2 months. Poop/piss factory.
Bri4h
Me for two weeks, two weeks ago. Holy shit my guts were giving me the middle finger
PhailRaptor
I swear this only happens when I eat eggs with the yolk...
Notceepy456
Gaiashining
If female, get your thyroid checked.
Larkarl
This happened to me with no warning while hiking last January. Moderately busy trail. No cover. Just horror.
Namotatop
When you're a trapeze artist
strugglesnuggler
You only gotta worry when you start to see too much blood in there
HolyAaron
This me every damn day... Crohns disease suck ass.
BeastyBill88
shitpostalert
Ah good ol' IBS. Involuntarily learn the location of every bathroom in your city
meowzer3
and surrounding cities i sometimes travel to!
Merasite
Hmm, should i poop/pee now or after I've caught this bus.
Sweetcharade83
Fucking Cymbalta.
sealysouth42
Taco bell much?
drewcrosby
stephanieyes173
You know half the people reading this are sitting on the toilet.
TheTower52
After losing my gallbladder that’s me
Chapterhouse
I had mine out a few years ago and had the same issue. I now take Olestyr daily and it fixed me right up instantly.
loweredlifeform
Must be at snowbombing
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Ah, IBS, my old nemesis.
chikichikiyei
There are pretty decent buttplugs in the market.
muffledicecreams
Do they work?
SovietRusalka
If I say yes are you going to go buy one?
muffledicecreams
Depends on whether you’re selling them!
wompwompwomp
...that is not how butt pkugs work so I hope the answer is no
GrimHerald
Maybe you should see a doctor.
coreeniebeanie1
You know, maybe they already have? Just not everything has a cure? Maybe?
EddyRich
WebMD says it's probably ass-cancer.
memepolice420
Hey! Have you and my girlfriend been talking? Cause you sound an awful lot like her
NoUseYourName9000
I Gave up wheat products and i can leave the house again.
frankrizzocharliechief
Don't sweat it. Ppl have been telling me to see a doctor for years, and I'm still alive.
ElbowdeepinElmo
Don't listen to the nerds. "Doctor" this, "you shouldn't be bleeding from your eyes" that...they're all just salty.
nopeMoep
Take it from a poop professional; GO TO A DAMN DOCTOR. Lacose / gluten intolerance is the least worst thing you could have.
KatalinaWineMixer
My boyfriend went to ten doctor a few weeks ago and found out he has celiacs. He hasn't felt.bettwr since he changed his his diet.
NoUseYourName9000
Same here
DeepInYourThroat2
Why hasn't he felt better?
TRDirty
Then maybe he shouldn't go on a diet
OmegaKamidake
He's never felt better or he hasn't felt good since changing the diet?
purgethefilthyheretics
He hasn't felt better than he does now since after he changed his diet.
usersubbordercontrol
Hey man, it's probably just anxiety. Should probably get some meds or therapy for it
memepolice420
I feel like meds would mess me up even more. But I am an a very anxious person
thelonepig
I do this too and need to talk to my doctor about IBS. I guess stress poop can be a sign.
OmegaKamidake
You would think so but it's amazing what a difference they can make. It might take a few to find the right one but it's WAY worth it, to me
usersubbordercontrol
Hey man, meds were designed to heal people. I'm going into pharmacology, so I would know how they're made at least. Meds can help.
manolyk23
Hey man