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Sep 7, 2025 9:23 PM
WholesomeAsFuck
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hyperchondriac
They should wrestle a sabertooth to trigger the libs.
noobyorkcity
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
OnlyByMoonlight
Gronk taking the first step twords paying taxes
Nukls
They see Me woken,
They hatin'
Patrollin' and tryna catch me votin' dirty
Fairemont
Votin' Bernie
DaisyfromDownunder
Except Gronk, him gottem black skin. Yup.
JustinWasHere
We have a kids book like this called Stanley I think, where he decides to be nice to animals and say please and thank you and plant flowers. So the other cavemen kick him out of the cave, and he builds a house.
noobyorkcity
Sounds like a real parable.
alittlekinkinthenuts
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1b2o1ZG44N3BsZnI2bWd2aXpyemw4dHIxYmk0bm9scHlndzZmaTl0ZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/mmfc4O8vdzH2/200w.webp
gogaman
The Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer by Phil Hartman ☺️😭
dlwodrummer2
Need red hats for the cavemen
bubblestarmetallica
Ask them to define “woke” if you want to see their brain working overtime
KikiArtsNCrafts
trying so hard not to "well actually" right now
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Gronk woke AF.
Thetiredmechanic
Gronk? The new drip king?
Agarast
Gronk is a snowflake, let's bully him
artbabi
Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Pffft, 'Gronk'. What a loser name.
MrYsGuy
Woke is supposed to mean being empathetic towards others…I don’t ever want to be accused of not being woke.
PainintheA
I's supposed to, but it isn't. Woke became "force others to accept my view of the world." Woke got us Trump. I always saw myself as a centrist, but woke makes me rightwing!
If you say there is a difference between the sexes, pronouns are bullshit, if the rate of trans surpasses 0.5% of society it there is something wrong with the system, transwoman and woman are nit the same, just like silicone tits are not like real tits....howevermuch we wish them to be.
DrankTooMuchMead
That's why they call him a progressive. Because he embraces progress.
androgenoide
CrisprCAS
Now you're stinking with portals!
Laquox
This one confuses me. It's basically reinforcing that science/progress are bad. But it's a comment on a comic about how evolution is "woke".
SecretAgentSuperBooger
xj4low
The last one is too upright.
CrabbyBlueberry
Seriously. His posture is not normal, which is to say that his angle with the horizontal plane is about 80 degrees.
xj4low
It's so his tie hangs straight and not bows over his obese stomach.
firlefranz
crapybarra
If fire doesn't exist, how do they have a name for it
powwerbottom
Maybe it means that the anti-woke crowd is actually very aware of what is and isn't racist/homophobic etc, and they're choosing to be assholes on purpose
twoblackhands
They are fire deniers. They claim that the fire is a hoax started by big Mammoth to trick us into agriculture and animal domestication.
SugarSmack
Otherwise, a solid and believable scenario.
KaptainObveeus
Fun fact humans (proto-humans?) used fire for like 100,000 years before they learned to make it themselves. Always keeping a master fire going 24/7 so they always had it.
Baalzak
What's with this woke questioning?
crapybarra
That's fair
NebulaSwitch
Teleportation (of people and goods) doesn't exist, but we have a word for it, and it is a concept that has been extensively explored in science fiction. While that remains 'uninvented', the word 'robot' and the idea of robots predates the actual development of robots that we would recognise today.
astrangehop
Cold fusion.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Sigh...what next, gronk control fire?
crapybarra
There we go
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Pedantic is my default setting
WholesomeAsFuck
Fire always existed, they just didn’t know how to make it
crapybarra
It doesn't say "make" it says "invent"
ActualZedAxial
I like the part of this where you type a bunch of words sanctimoniously, which only works if we don't notice that you clearly don't know how jokes, cartoons, or fire work.
crapybarra
I like the part where you unironically mention the word "sanctimonious" in your rant :)
KaptainObveeus
I like the part where i Google sanctimoniously, which means I lm morally superior to you guys, often in a hypocritical or self righteous manner.
Hyzenthlay021
And it's been pretty much all downhill since fire.
Swk62
Comming down from the trees was a bad idea.
Targe0
Honestly, that wheel idea just caused every one to get lazy.
Hyzenthlay021
No one wants to drag things anymore.
Targe0
When we were young, we carried our things with our own bodies.
Like the ancestors intended.
salamander318
5 miles each direction, in the snow, uphill both ways, right?
Targe0
Hills? Luxury, we wished for hills.
No, we had to swim 20 miles unsided own through the ocean, just to get the opportunity to go 5 miles up hill.