Gladrian
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"That guy who stumbles through the woods at night looking for innocent animals to maim"
"Your petting arouses me"
Two Russian astronauts jump out from behind a space rock and yell "Get pranked bro lmao"
(in public jail)
Ron: "Well that was a trip."
Hermoine: "I CANNOT believe you both convinced me to do that! Do you know how much trouble we're in?!"
Harry: "I'm a magical nerd, I'm a magical nerd, I'm a special magical nerd..."
"Wait, so lemme get this straight. You're leading a terrorist movement so you can spy on a terrorist movement so other spies can spy on you spying on the terrorist movement?"
The Brexit vote, Trump's election, and Mariah Carey's New Years 2017 performance.
Turns out Satan can really rock the harmonica, so we start an alternative funk band called "Hell Ain't So Bad".
I'm a cat.
I immediately film a mannequin challenge with a group of frozen celebrities so I'll get millions of views when I fix everything.
"Hey, looks like another tribe is on the other side of the planet!"
Turns out Da Vinci invented Wifi. Thank you Da Vinci.
Everyone does it anyway. The deaths make good news coverage.