The Slide-Rock Bolter: This creature is said to reside in the mountains of Colorado, feeding on tourists by grabbing them with its huge claws and throwing them down the mountainside. It is a legendary creature, and its existence is completely nonsensical.
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ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
What's a place you logically can't be in? I've only ever seen pictures of cryptids in their natural habitat.
IronDruid
The Slide-Rock Bolter: This creature is said to reside in the mountains of Colorado, feeding on tourists by grabbing them with its huge claws and throwing them down the mountainside. It is a legendary creature, and its existence is completely nonsensical.
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
How is the mountain a place where it can't logically be?
IronDruid
its swims underground....