NegasonicAdultEMP
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Oct 17, 2024 11:02 PM
NegasonicAdultEMP
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AnonOmis1000
#1 oh fuck I hear it now
andrewgrr1
#18 you ain't gonna guillotine my ween. It ain't even wealthy.
Gruesslibaer
#5 Wtf, she wouldn't wash her hands before eating?
SavageRum
That last image......
3Davideo
#1 I mean, that's not that unusual for a first grade class at the best of times.
FaerieWalnut
#1 I seriously doubt a class full of six year olds care or even know who those puppets are.
onlymostofthetime
#11 I feel like you need to say this with a certain accent to get it, because it took me way too long lol
Syko73
#3 I too choose her boyfriends suspected side piece,
CzernoAlpha
#6 This is very true. My boobs distract me all the time.
SideshowBobsotheravatar
#33 Whale eye'll beef hooked
ameranthe
#13 Ali is not fucking around. We could be friends.
DetroitRhapsody
OvertleyBadpickuplines
#13 when I was younger grabbed a bottle of everclear to put in slushis before a concert. Got back to the car and my best friend in the front seat reaches into the bag, doesn't read it and says "finally lets get this party started". Then proceeds to rip it open and chug for a good 10 seconds, before dry heaving for a good minute trying not to purge.
RunawaySpoons
#21 and when we win - because we will, we have to be more determined in life than any typical nondisabled doctor ever will be - our prize is them having to actually investigate and treat our symptoms instead of dismissing everything as anxiety / weight / being a woman.
NegasonicAdultEMP
I just want to bust some heads for revenge/betrayal trauma, but if the threat of a beat down makes them actually treat us like people I’m even more down for it than when I posted that
astrangehop
At this point with no official training — *I* could recommend someone get screened for Ehlers Dahlia, Rhumatoid arthritis, Lyme, etc based on the symptoms some of my friends and acquaintances harped on for years before they managed to get a diagnosis.
Mec26
“Some people just can’t do as much as others.” -doc regarding my severe anemia and what would turn out was multiple sclerosis
Seethreepeeoh
Should we let 6 year olds teach 1st grade?
Leaps
Shouldn't let 6 year olds watch Star Wars either...
geoffreyfourmyle
If the kids just cover an annual review of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions they could do far worse.
Seethreepeeoh
Why are you sharing this - I should be working. You know how easily distracted I am.
lurkertron5000
#7 I don't get it
Endocrom
Safe from ticks with those boots
lurkertron5000
Thank you. That's actually a good one
DrivingTheBus
#4 Henry Cavill vs Tom Cruise.
NegasonicAdultEMP
Perfect example!
PENlSMAN
#15
SideshowBobsotheravatar
#20 There are some people who just shouldn't be allowed in a kitchen
hairbearbunch66
#19 That's right. Only Miss Piggy is allowed to abuse Kermit.
NotyouGuillermo
Tbf, at this point it seems to be a consensual kink.
hairbearbunch66
My ex-wife treated me like Piggy does Kermit, it's abuse. I recognize the attempt at a joke, but ppl tragically stay in abusive relationships. And before anyone says "they're just puppets" had Kermit ever treated Piggy the way she does him...that would have been the last episode of the Muppets. Because when a male character treats a female character like that it is clearly abuse.
NotyouGuillermo
I'm sorry you went through that.
I don't think we should kinkshame anyone who does safe consensual impact play, but we do absolutely need to recognize the unfair patriarchal way abuse is treated when the victims are men.
KarateCanine
#17 I love the full phrase "a jack of all trades and a master of none, but still better than a master of just one"
3ifish
I like "Tim was so learned, he knew how to name a horse in nine languages; so ignorant, he bought a cow to ride on" - Ben Franklin
KarateCanine
Oh the irony.
steviedrawsdinos
#12 what did Ali put in?
dorkyducks
In #13 she just DUMPS Everclear in it
newsguycraigevans
We used to make cherry bombs with it. Soak maraschino cherries in everclear for a week and then enjoy. In moderation.
KarateCanine
#10 how small are your fingers
NegasonicAdultEMP
Ridiculously small tbh
astrangehop
Can you do bugles?
NegasonicAdultEMP
THEY STOPPED MAKING THEM
But yes
3Davideo
#24 #25 #26 They put the ice cream BACK?!? That's like dropping your phone in the toilet, putting it in rice to dry it out, then putting the rice back.
NotyouGuillermo
For real, thats a trash tub now. And the sprouts.
ElbowDeepInASelfLovingOctopus
#13 I like Ali.
PlaceHolderTitle
I like how everyone of Ali's friends knows Ali so well.
ignatiuspopular
She's single dude, shoot your shot!
dorkyducks
Mmmmmm, Everclearly showing red flags
ElbowDeepInASelfLovingOctopus
I'm not single.
Immaterial
User name checks out.
theshinobi23
#1 Frank Oz. Also the voice of Bert, Grover, and Cookie Monster.
astrangehop
The lion king roars — him growling into a trash can
NegasonicAdultEMP
Now that’s talent!
Endocrom
He directed the Stepford Wives, Bowfinger and Dirty Rotten Scoundrel. (Amongst other things)
Endocrom
*Scoundrels
bonessasan
Bowfinger was such an odd movie. I recall absolutely losing it in the theater when they had the high heels on the dog.
Chubby rain!
Samthetrue
@op we did it. It took a bit of work. As recompense i expect you to name your first child after me.
Revelant
"After me" is a terrible name
NegasonicAdultEMP
This made my year! And I’m keeping the screenshot. Might frame it. Thank you, everyone needs a Sam ;)
Samthetrue
If you have kids, it's not to late. Just walk in and tell your oldest that they are now named after a guy on the internet.
NegasonicAdultEMP
Unfortunately I’m not mom material but I’ve got a deaf chihuahua named Leo who I will now be calling Sam because you’re that important to me (and he won’t know the difference)
truthader
Such a better love story than twilight
truthader
ActionJohnnie
#15 Clever boy. Is he a rescue?
flarflarf
more and more people are putting their kids on a leash and it really bugs me
Ejegod
I have 3 kids and to be honest, it's really not that hard to tell them not to run away. Unlike a dog, they can actually understand you. It genuinely make me think people are just getting lazy. Sure, if it's like a special needs kid, might be a great solution. But I feel like a lot of these are NOT.
ActionJohnnie
Put on your collar and get a leash and I’m sure someone will walk you too.
PotatOSLament
Promise?
SoGrosslyIncandescent
#4 this seems like it should be hard to understand, and yet I 100% understand.
astrangehop
Yeah, like Pete Davidson being a heartthrob makes sense, but if Henry Cavill was just a little more weird and collected skulls, or had a moth man obsession it would be unsettling.
Other side of the coin — I wouldn't split a sandwich with Gwyneth Paltrow, but if Tilda Swinton invited my over for bbqed camel and hot yoga I wouldn't even text my friends to tell them where I went.
scrumby
The example you want is Armie Hammer and his cannibalism fetish.
astrangehop
Oof. Exactly.
dorkyducks
#13 every one of her friends were on the same wave length of "aw shit not Ali" LOL girl is going to need an intervention in the future
getthismanabeer
Ali's an idiot and needs to learn to portion / count.
Ejegod
But... why not just say stuff like "please get rid of the everclear" when everyone clearly dislike it?
SalmonTheWise
There's no like or dislike with everclear it's pure ethanol with no flavour.
DoctorateDoom
Because a common enemy creates our heroes, and shared pain lets us find our allies. You want good stories and adventure? then im afraid someone needs to be the villain
SirDucken
Those words don't deserve to just die 3 layers deep in a imgur comment. Poetry.
Ejegod
One part of me is absolutely furious about this comment. The rest of me will simply accept whatever fate you put before me.
jnaz
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