Jun 22, 2015 2:23 AM
RoosterTheRed
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nonojuice
Wait til you get to 20 years of this. You'll realize we actually are. This is our Matrix. We are the batteries.
noisebeforecoffee
Oh, honey. The next 50 years are going to be rough for you.
ThomasBankston
Well we were meant to mostly just die in abject squalor and pain from minor cuts so.....stop whining
Justalobstercowboy
Never confuse what you do to live with what you do to survive
BimmerBoost
The meaning of life is laying in a hammock on absurdly expensive ocean front estate until the person paying for it says you need to leave.
NickBlight
If you don't wanna work then doll yourself up and find a lonely old man
TheHourGrowsLate
No, we're meant to produce as many offspring as possible, with the fittest members of the opposite sex, in order to spread our genes.
TheFinalDoctor
at the macro level, sure. At the micro level, fuck that. I don't want kids.
nonojuice
Wait til you get to 20 years of this. You'll realize we actually are. This is our Matrix. We are the batteries.
noisebeforecoffee
Oh, honey. The next 50 years are going to be rough for you.
ThomasBankston
Well we were meant to mostly just die in abject squalor and pain from minor cuts so.....stop whining
Justalobstercowboy
Never confuse what you do to live with what you do to survive
BimmerBoost
The meaning of life is laying in a hammock on absurdly expensive ocean front estate until the person paying for it says you need to leave.
NickBlight
If you don't wanna work then doll yourself up and find a lonely old man
TheHourGrowsLate
No, we're meant to produce as many offspring as possible, with the fittest members of the opposite sex, in order to spread our genes.
TheFinalDoctor
at the macro level, sure. At the micro level, fuck that. I don't want kids.