PorcupineMilkshake
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Nov 14, 2020 4:08 AM
PorcupineMilkshake
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I will not add a description here.
Huhwhatcrazy
Bezos
JemFayCrystal
Truth. Not the business people doing it. Look higher. Ultra rich don't work or own businesses.
moonsaves
WhatUpDog3000
TMP5
Fenny79
”Our economy”? Are you some kind of communist?
slurrybarffast
thelordofthefries
Seems like he is!
righthandofthelefthandofthedevil
wrong!
BlackDeku
FelonyFerret
Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps?
CarpoolTunnelSyndrome
I should have studied economics. This shit looks ez.
kidtutty
I hate that I love this, but love that I hate that I love this...
greetingspeasants
Same in Chile (southamerica) and i guess many other places, this cant hold anymore
datacide
Guy on right doesn't have nearly enough cookies to be accurate
ZetallicA
That is so emotional
TheotherBudwhite
our capitalist economy
CrazyEarl
Then the rich guy hands ½ a cookie to senator.
cainofdreaming
But one day I might have lots of cookies too, so gotta keep the system as is.
BednaR
* 24 billionaires dislike this *
dannnen1
This is perfect. God damnit it all
LetumComplexo
Rich guy doesn’t have nearly enough cookies. https://mkorostoff.github.io/1-pixel-wealth/
COOLGUY68
Yprox5
Don't you mean our cookie
Plateon
Let them eat cake
JustRegisteredToLeaveThisComment
Now when the guy on the right is elected again, it's going to be better
zampa
..So our economy OREO-BASED ???! O_o
wanjeonhanwalwal
But you did add a description.
funnyfaceking
What did it describe?
easyoneundone
Yprox5
Working as intended.
mercyPandaRunner
The worker is a worker, because he has to work. A businessman is a businessman, becasue he does business. When the workers mean business, ->
mercyPandaRunner
the businessmen will have to work. -old german workers slogan
astrid28
Remember when we'd drag the horrid bosses into the streets, and beat them to death in front of their families... good times.
catsandcoke
I don’t like Oreos
wanjeonhanwalwal
Me neither.
AnonKneeMoose
Some don't like poverty...
farharder
It would be better If the rich guy was eating an entirely different type of cookie while hoarding all of them.
doubledragon707
his are choc covered oreos, being fed to him by supermodels, totally fair tho.. prbly
CrowofDawn
Agreed, also there should be around a dozen guys on the left all sharing the same pile of crumbs and 2 or 3 guys in the middle. Still great!
Gamemaster64
or have them stored somewhere away in a different room while eating.
chammey
WELL ACTUALLY RICH GUY IS MISREPRESENTED. His cookies should fill the whole fucking room. 400 people own as much as lower 60% in US
Mystic88
Or several different types of cookies. After all, Jeff Bezos is projected to be a trillionaire by 2026.
alloftheotherusernamesaretaken
aoc 2024
badthaught
At this point, the only way we're ever going to level the playing field is if Apophis hits.
FreeSpankings
He should have piles of more cookies than any one person could ever eat in their lifetime but still hoarding more
Bobbutnotthatbob
As opposed to that normal serving of oreos that we all eat in one go.
HighSorcerer
In fairness the people who made this could probably only afford the one package of oreos between the three of them.
Silas007
I am a bit confused. Is this supposed to be irony? Because that totally looks like a normal amount of cookies I would go through in no time.
Bobbutnotthatbob
No irony, total honesty. I, too, am an Oreo(TM) vacuum.
Nandabun
It's over when I'm out of cookies or hate myself.
siriusadventure4
If the other two got their shit together they could easily overpower rich dude and divid the cookies up evenly to all three
Modem085
He will pay 2-3 cookies to some tough guys to protect him and a lawyer to make this legal
CptStrange
but the rich will show the poor why they should be fighting each other and they always do
prepbatman
https://youtu.be/hWTFG3J1CP8
siriusadventure4
"I bElIvEvE eVeVyThInG iM tOlD, iM a GoOd BoY" -prepbatman
prepbatman
Wut?
ensensu
What if you told them that people are more nutritious than cookies?
Fordbot
But where did the cookies come from? Maybe rich guy has the recipe. Moves to Switzerland to make more cookies free from socialist violence
ThisUsernameIsTaken123
Divide and rule is a powerful thing though
BigFatBobbie
rsmgod287
And that kids, is very definition socialism and not the Bernie sanders version.
siriusadventure4
I mean if the rich dude wasn't such a pompous prick then there wouldn't be need for it would there?
NoSandalsAllowed
rowanmc
They could devise some kind of cookie chopping device and place the rich guy inside...
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
But that's not what happens. One guy would take charge of the cookies on the premise of distributing equally, and not do so.
Someshithead241
Yep. But then you need to put someone in charge of dividing them all up, he decides he wants them for himself and rules everything, while
Someshithead241
Dividing the scraps amongst all the people, leading them to being miserable, starting and without many cookies. Thats how it always works
Someshithead241
Out in the end when you just mindlessly do this shit.
imminentloudness
soon
FrostyLady
Eat c̶o̶o̶k̶i̶e̶s̶ the rich
MatthewBecker
Nah you kill the rich guy fight over the cookies till a short military dude comes along and take all the cookies. Aka franch style
KiLLeRdAcKeL
Ah franch dressing. My two favourite.
Vilgashem
He wasn’t short. Also, they have decent social policy.
BarbedWireCatheter
5 republics, 2 empires, “x” kingdoms (wtf even is Andorra?), the occasional occupation and boom! Minty fresh
Sigard
Not before revolution.
Aquillon
He wasn't short before the revolution either.
jayalbert1
Napoleon? Kinda short.
skellington01
The bodyguards are just out if the frame, also their families are held captive.
skellington01
(But want to hear the sad truth? If the 2 guys had what it takes to overpower him, they’d use that ability to become like him)