Sometimes the baby just gets punted across the room.

FerrousBuehler

I tried this with a brake rotor one time. Only one time and it was the last time.

9 years ago |

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ninjakittyboxrz

Don't kick the baby.

9 years ago |

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Chilimydog

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9 years ago |

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blokeyman

Monkeytron

9 years ago |

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HickLife

You laugh but I actually did this to a kitten once. I felt fucking horrible

9 years ago |

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NixonDidNothingWrong

Try it with a knife

9 years ago |

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mcstu0

Same

9 years ago |

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ShowMeThemCatsFella

You can actually save things from breaking by giving them a kick. Shifting downward motion to lateral so it'll slide instead of smash

9 years ago |

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theGreatea

I've slowed my phone multiple times this way. Gravity might be a harsh mistress but inertia is a Bitch.

9 years ago |

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Monkeytron

I do it all the time. It might have saved us a couple of concussions. (My kids are on the clumsy side...)

9 years ago |

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Monkeytron

And I don't *kick* them in the head... it's just that my feet are closer and softer than the floor.

9 years ago |

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ThisIsANewName

Right. It's the kids who are the clumsy ones.

9 years ago |

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Monkeytron

Well, they get the clumsy genes from me.

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