5ywjdPumpkinPrincess
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Mar 17, 2026 4:26 PM
5ywjdPumpkinPrincess
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davidseavey726
Seagulls can be little assholes but still I find them funny
ElbowDeepInUserSub
Selling tap shoes next to a minefield.
Gerokeymaster
That is *exactly* the sign I would put up if I had secretly trained the local seagulls to steal people's food as soon as they bought it so they would have to buy more.
3rdoption
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OHo4MWdmcTdhc3hqNHFvb2Z6MTlvejA3djBtbGpvbWlkdGc4eTV3bCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/DB2oahQFa0qeQ/200w.webp
JesusofMethlehem
*immediately buys seagull onesie and lurks outside *
THISISYELLING
I just had flashbacks to working at an ice cream stand in the summer. The amount of entitled people saying, "Hey, a Seagull just grabbed my fries/ice cream/hot dog, can I get another one" and then acting offended when we charged them is fucking burned into my brain.
regicidalveggie
I punched a seagull in Finland that stole my ice cream
wanderer2575
You know they have to post this because of all the entitled idiots who pitch a tantrum and post one-star reviews because the place won't give them another one free.
FuckTammy
Saw a lady set down her lobster roll right by a similar sign. Biggest seagull I’ve ever seen had it in its beak 0.5 seconds later. Sad day for her; rad day for the bird.
Volpe42
They needed these at ocean city NJ, the city counsel got the bright idea that making it illegal to feed the birds (that are kleptoparasitic by nature, which means in the wild they normally get their food by stealing it) would make them just leave. Instead they started bullying people for their food. They would sit on the roof of the food places and somehow could tell who the perfect targets were and swoop them as they walked away with the food.
pfunk81
0xBADA55
Been there done that
Klaustrophile
I said seagulls! Unngh - stop it now!
TheOGPooner
Calm down yoga… it’s past your bedtime.
VoidScreamer
wobblecopterrrr
as someone that has fished, and lived at the beach whole life, I always find videos of people getting jacked by birbs extra silly.. like, have you never seen a seagull before‽ they are ALWAYS there, and they only want one thing...
HalloIamherenow
I remember walking on the beach with a bag of chips and a flock of seagulls were following me, I saw a rather large and flat yellow seashell on the ground and decided to pick it up and chuck it as far as I could. The way those seagulls dive bombed that shell looked like something from Hitchcock's 'The Birds'. 50 of them diving and fighting each other over something that wasn't even the food they thought it was
wobblecopterrrr
AtmaDarkwolf
queue incoming 'in bird culture, that is considered a dick move!' meme
5ywjdPumpkinPrincess
Randomice
This may seem like an odd sign, but...
chicharrone
That seagull did her a favor. I have never been accused of being a picky eater but onion-covered fish that isn't even coated with fried stuff...? Nope.
malebolgia84
It's absolutely delicious!
Randomice
It's a Dutch delicacy. And as a Dutch person I can tell you: The Dutch are weird.
Magnar1183
At least the fish is fresh. Unlike how the Swedes prefer theirs!
IhopeUgetwhatUvoted4
Married a Dutch person, I can confirm.
Malak224
❤️
pififu
Couldn't agree more. With that said, we also love some maatjes in Belgium
Randomice
Of course the people in Belgium, well they are strange.
choppedliveraldente
Who's that guy that pissed them off then they ate him? Or is that internet lies?