Feb 5, 2019 12:56 PM
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funny
MarkPenrice
OK, so... what does the crab think it's doing?
OniHelix
We are the Brotherhood of Steel
Nuwinkelen
This is an amazing!!
SexyAttackHelicopter
Batteries Not Included.
Shitbuttfartpoopasscrapturdpissqueef
CRAB BATTLE
IndianStreamRepublic
Don't be a dick, ask him if he wants a ride
thisissadplacetobe
i must go my people need me *hovers off*
ContentBelowCost
Why did that song, They see me rollin, they hating, trying catch me ridin dirty, just start playing in my head
Lunazaak
I'M SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE SAW THIS. IT'S SO FASCINATING.
LiteralNazi
Mine?
septemberday
they should make a movie after this
GodEmperorMasterOfMankind
Makerofroads
For all the praise we give bombers or fighters or tanks, attack helicopters still have to be one of the most deadly craft ever engineered.
HELLO MATEYS
Liwithekaleontherocks
Paras!!!!
Panzersmash
Brrrrrrt
fartbiscuit
nice.
IGenerallyPostThumbsUpGifs
Username checks out.
Pixiduskbent
Treading air
KarlPhylos
To the fish, he is an attack helicopter.
realargonwolf
But the real question is, can he tilt them forward like a V-22 to move straight at high speeds?
Memnoch112
It’s a swimming crab https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portunidae, nothing wrong with it, that’s what they do
Vaanhalen
Was this filmed with an amphibious drone?
Arahdun
Oh Look, its a V-22 Osprey
zechstyr
I peench
tacticalbark
Keep us posted, or I'll cut your balls off mate
ahorseelbowdeepinme
In the distance, growing louder: Flight of the Valkyries
wazscience
scuttle scuttle scuttle scuttle
EatingSnow
Nana nannanana...
SpaceTurd69
i love the smell of *crabcakes* in the morning.
It smells like victory!
Blasthole
Growing louder, very slowly
IRecordYourComments
lmao I was playing that in my head before I read this comment.
theycallmedoctornooche
I know I'm being a pedant but the Wagner piece is "Ride of the Valkyries" not flight. I spent too much on my degree to not use it. Sorry
I actually meant to say flight of the Concords. What the hell is Ride of the Valkyries?
The piece by Wagner that is famously played in Apocalypse Now over loudspeakers attached to helicopters. F.O.T.C. is a comedic band
Oh, yeah. I remember that movie. It's during the Vietnam war and they're playing all this loud music and Robin Williams is a DJ. So funny!
TotallyNotDitto
v
Paladium
HAhahahaha (sauce please)
Hufflepuffle91
TIL crabs can be cute
DSVII
wait until you see why
VigorousButtstuff
let me show you my emerald crab friend... un momento
voltlunok
Just never cross them!
bayardthebloodhound
Wonder why the crab is doing that? Super cute.
UncleBiscuits
He's trying to hail a cab. There are obviously none around him, but he's determined to find that ride home, so he continues his frantic wave
303SnowWolf
A crab cab?
roberSuperVoter
It's a crab from the the Portunidae family, it's kind of just what they do to get around faster.
SkwiggumsMcDingo
Just looked it up. This is the real answer, they got a pair of paddle legs so they can do the whole swimming thing.
bearsareawesome
Sounds challenging from a “survival of the fittest” thang, gull-bait wise
DevonGronka
I'm thinking nematode infection. They make lots of fish and crabs and things try to swim at the surface to get eaten by birds so they can1/2
complete their life cycle in the bird's gut. Sorry for ruining your moment. I know it's so sad and gross. =/ But fascinating.
http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2110.png
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
Still better than liver flukes.
I really want to know what liver flukes do, but at the same time I am certain that I really don't want to know.
They tell insects to hang on to the end of grass so that cows and herbivores will eat them. They grow up and lay eggs in the poop that makes
CarlottaVonSprockett
Aw man.
YourRoyalVagesty
Oh this is good...This is mine now.
Well…it was fun while it lasted.
Zwischenzug
It's like he WANTS a seagull to swoop down and eat him... suicide by gull
Possible nematode antics?
Worleybird1080
Tarpon bait
rrlyrae
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20110808.gif
lespritdelescargot
Swimming crabs are mad aggressive. Pity the gull that tries anything with this bastard.
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
bruudwin
so they can see the sea to fill their gullet to the gull.
Nope, because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls.
IPoopOnCompanyTime
Cause if they flew over a bay they'd be bagels
theretheirtheyreyouryoure
Underrated comment
Finally someone got the joke!
MarkPenrice
OK, so... what does the crab think it's doing?
OniHelix
We are the Brotherhood of Steel
Nuwinkelen
This is an amazing!!
SexyAttackHelicopter
Batteries Not Included.
Shitbuttfartpoopasscrapturdpissqueef
CRAB BATTLE
IndianStreamRepublic
Don't be a dick, ask him if he wants a ride
thisissadplacetobe
i must go my people need me *hovers off*
ContentBelowCost
Why did that song, They see me rollin, they hating, trying catch me ridin dirty, just start playing in my head
Lunazaak
I'M SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE SAW THIS. IT'S SO FASCINATING.
LiteralNazi
Mine?
septemberday
they should make a movie after this
GodEmperorMasterOfMankind
Makerofroads
For all the praise we give bombers or fighters or tanks, attack helicopters still have to be one of the most deadly craft ever engineered.
SexyAttackHelicopter
HELLO MATEYS
Liwithekaleontherocks
Paras!!!!
Panzersmash
Brrrrrrt
fartbiscuit
SexyAttackHelicopter
nice.
IGenerallyPostThumbsUpGifs
Username checks out.
Pixiduskbent
Treading air
KarlPhylos
To the fish, he is an attack helicopter.
realargonwolf
But the real question is, can he tilt them forward like a V-22 to move straight at high speeds?
Memnoch112
It’s a swimming crab https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portunidae, nothing wrong with it, that’s what they do
Vaanhalen
Was this filmed with an amphibious drone?
Arahdun
Oh Look, its a V-22 Osprey
zechstyr
I peench
tacticalbark
Keep us posted, or I'll cut your balls off mate
ahorseelbowdeepinme
In the distance, growing louder: Flight of the Valkyries
wazscience
scuttle scuttle scuttle scuttle
EatingSnow
Nana nannanana...
SpaceTurd69
i love the smell of *crabcakes* in the morning.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
It smells like victory!
Blasthole
Growing louder, very slowly
IRecordYourComments
lmao I was playing that in my head before I read this comment.
theycallmedoctornooche
I know I'm being a pedant but the Wagner piece is "Ride of the Valkyries" not flight. I spent too much on my degree to not use it. Sorry
ahorseelbowdeepinme
ahorseelbowdeepinme
I actually meant to say flight of the Concords. What the hell is Ride of the Valkyries?
theycallmedoctornooche
The piece by Wagner that is famously played in Apocalypse Now over loudspeakers attached to helicopters. F.O.T.C. is a comedic band
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Oh, yeah. I remember that movie. It's during the Vietnam war and they're playing all this loud music and Robin Williams is a DJ. So funny!
TotallyNotDitto
Paladium
HAhahahaha (sauce please)
Hufflepuffle91
TIL crabs can be cute
DSVII
wait until you see why
VigorousButtstuff
SexyAttackHelicopter
let me show you my emerald crab friend... un momento
voltlunok
Just never cross them!
bayardthebloodhound
Wonder why the crab is doing that? Super cute.
UncleBiscuits
He's trying to hail a cab. There are obviously none around him, but he's determined to find that ride home, so he continues his frantic wave
303SnowWolf
A crab cab?
roberSuperVoter
It's a crab from the the Portunidae family, it's kind of just what they do to get around faster.
SkwiggumsMcDingo
Just looked it up. This is the real answer, they got a pair of paddle legs so they can do the whole swimming thing.
bearsareawesome
Sounds challenging from a “survival of the fittest” thang, gull-bait wise
DevonGronka
I'm thinking nematode infection. They make lots of fish and crabs and things try to swim at the surface to get eaten by birds so they can1/2
DevonGronka
complete their life cycle in the bird's gut. Sorry for ruining your moment. I know it's so sad and gross. =/ But fascinating.
DevonGronka
http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-2110.png
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
Still better than liver flukes.
DevonGronka
I really want to know what liver flukes do, but at the same time I am certain that I really don't want to know.
StopAskingMeForAnAccountImgurIWannaLurk
They tell insects to hang on to the end of grass so that cows and herbivores will eat them. They grow up and lay eggs in the poop that makes
CarlottaVonSprockett
Aw man.
YourRoyalVagesty
voltlunok
Oh this is good...This is mine now.
YourRoyalVagesty
Well…it was fun while it lasted.
Zwischenzug
It's like he WANTS a seagull to swoop down and eat him... suicide by gull
LiteralNazi
Mine?
DevonGronka
Possible nematode antics?
Worleybird1080
Tarpon bait
rrlyrae
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20110808.gif
lespritdelescargot
Swimming crabs are mad aggressive. Pity the gull that tries anything with this bastard.
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
bruudwin
so they can see the sea to fill their gullet to the gull.
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
Nope, because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls.
IPoopOnCompanyTime
Cause if they flew over a bay they'd be bagels
theretheirtheyreyouryoure
Underrated comment
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
Finally someone got the joke!