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Wuz314159
Seniors born in 1940:
RedTailedHawk
Now don't get excited, pops. You know that's not good for the old ticker.
FrozenMojo
I only have 6 more years in me?! Sweet
quietwalker
That looks like someone slapped an age filter on a picture of a 25 year old.
OregonComputerGuy
AT 74 I found myself to be interviewed by an AI this morning, it surprised me as I am not applying for anything, but it had me present myself in a way I had not witnessed before, I didn't get the position yet seeing myself as others may view me made me wish for a lifetime supply of vodka
mooseyfate
We're upvoting screenshots of ads now?
InspectorA5
We grant you the seat as old, but NOT the rank of senior.
Wuz314159
"Senior" "1979" Ò_o . . . fuck
ArchSchnitz
Eh, it's bullshit. No one considers a 46-47 year old a senior. It's either clickbait, ragebait, or a bot.
meganical
Use the senior discounts everywhere. My mom has loved using it every chance she gets.
Captaincuttlefish
AI smoothing, they took an actual picture of someone and ran it through some program to de-age the person... or age them not really sure.
dobroweigh
If you're younger person born 1944-1979 then you obviously can't apply.
FaecalJacksonPollock
intaglioguy
FYI: for the math-impaired, 1960 was sixty-five years ago. AARP will start to stalk you when you turn fifty, though.
DonaldTrumpsFlaccidHairpiece
Shit, I'm not far behind...when do I get my senior discount? :D
vissago
i turned 46 last week. im a fucking senior now? gimme my fucking free government money
newdeckchairforthetitanic
Welp…just wait until you start getting the crematorium letters and invitations.
ih8clickb8
Sounds like there’s a story here.
Them3OtherGuys
If 49 makes me a senior, where's my goddamn Medicare???
AntiProtonBoy
That’s some depressing seppo shit.
Kablooeeey
If you are 49, you aren't eligible for medicare (or SS) till you are 79, once congress rolls the age back again. Sorry, but that's end stage capitalism for ya. Luckily you wont have to wait that entire time, since you will almost certainly be dead before then of some preventable reason that you couldn't get looked at because you lacked access to health care. 'Murica, eff yeah.
rukeman
I'm 64 and I am doubtful that medicare will still exist next year when I finally qualify. You're a very positive person.
Them3OtherGuys
I'm positive that I'll die penniless in a ditch, then get fined for littering. Does that count?
ianrl337
48, and I keep getting AARP letters in the mail as well. WTF? wasn't it just 2005 a week ago?
dudbdjf
I’ve been getting AARP mailers since I was 23.
ih8clickb8
Right? I want them fuckin’ checks!
glovelyday
Medicare doesn't issuer checks.
ih8clickb8
Look at this guy over here, knowin’ things!
BullittGT
So does that mean I can order off the Senior's menu now?
tsterling00
Only from 3PM to 6PM
charliethewizard
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ih8clickb8
Wait, what did I get downvoted for? This is MY post. Stay off my grass! Ya goddamne…. Oh god, no.
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