tedcap
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Nice try.
Oct 30, 2017 3:22 AM
tedcap
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Nice try.
shouldistayorshouldigo
I am acunt
omfgitsmichael
#1 is such an easy question tho. 1-cos^2 = sin^2, sec^2=1/cos^2, sin^2/cos^2 = tan^2
shtposting10101
Some of these kids that are still learning to write have better handwriting than me.
Cerinna
asmodeusrising
tatadas
#8 how does his even paint these "r"s
DougsdomeDimmadale
#13 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV6YTuJcKhY
VerySpecialAgentTonyDiNozzo
#20
Uglybuck
I'll take a Teat over a trick please
tjluv
I've seen most of these, but I still chuckle every time
ZLOK
What is the strongest force on earth? The strong force!
skippi99r
im going to be in vagina tomorrow too
Hreinyday
I like the capital letters in HELL
SaguaroSun
Things you will never live down.
ltjektanoporkins
+1 for teachers go to the bar...
loser9999
Some of these are right the questions are just bad.
ZOMGNO
@OP This is awesome and I haven't seen most of these!! I lost it at the goat one and laughed hysterically from then onwards....
tedcap
Warms my heart to hear your kind words.
themuttonisniceandlean
I had to sit through a whole read-aloud paragraph of one of my sixth grader students reading orgasm instead of organism.
shadolance
What's funny to me is that for "the strongest force on earth" the teacher probably wanted "gravity". Gravity is weak af. 1/2
shadolance
It's electrostatic forces, try breaking apart an atom and tell me that's as easy as jumping with your entire weight. REEEEEEEEEEE 2/2
Mustardtig3r
Took me way too long to realize the correct answer was not "my pen is in a goat"
Niddhoger
HAIL SATAN!
thekeglad
What the fuck is a kids pen doing in a goat?
JockMcSting
Fluid dynamics.
Vesane
#23 but the bag *smelt* good to others, it didn't smell anything itself. The kid smelled the bag that smelt good.
IamJustinSane
*smelled. The past tense of smell is smelled. “Smelt” is only either a fish or a way of extracting metal from its ore.
Vesane
The past tense of smell is smelled, the adjectival perfect passive participle of smell is smelt. The bag smelt, the kid smelled the bag.
themuttonisniceandlean
Both are correct but smelled is more US and smelt is more UK, though smelled is ok in UK English as well.
FineNevermind
She is an account?
HumanFlag
No, an acunt
FuzzyX
She was correct when we are all cunts in one way or another.
ThatsExactlyWhatIsaid
Too good. Hardly questionable. Even though, I like Laurie.
TheBlackVan
Technically, a "hue" shouldn't be confused with "Hugh." So, hue Jackman isn't an appropriate answer.
simsom4343
he said it was clever, not right
WristDeepInaBook
https://imgur.com/IVjFZix
ThatsExactlyWhatIsaid
Absolutely!
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
leetbanana
how did she get it marked wrong though, it was an opinion
TheBlackVan
oxca182
#3 that's technically correct soo...
imgurcommocrugmi
Shit is slang so it's not technically a word sooooooo.....
simsom4343
wat
BruceBannersButtplug
Pretty sure it’s in the dictionary so I’d say it counts.
imgurcommocrugmi
What is "the" dictionary?
Fivemachinesinjapanese
OO ← this is my butt.
Thefilthwizard
tight
RickMorty
;)
jcw99
(.Y.) <-- look a pair of boobies!
WhiteTexan
sexy
TeachMeSomething
(_|_) < this is MY butt
TheHawkRules
OIO <— You forgot the crack.
Narwhaligator
I CAN'T STAND IT IM GOING TO VAGINA!
Verycreative123abc
Butt he got the point.
Byrd3790
There are many like it, butt this one is mine.
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
IS THAT NSFW CONTENT? IN MY GOOD CHRISTIAN SUBURBS?
TresusIbor
IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK!
forgotmyoldusernameclassic
WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!...not you iseenipple.
Endmostchimera
Savage.
AbottleofAuqafinaleftoutinthesun
now pls send bobs
Cherrybomb29
(O O)
HighFivesYourFace
myusernameissomethingonmydesk
( . ) ( . )
ziggerknot
(. Y .)
riceronijones360
bitch lasagna
ThecommentFarmer
WolololoWarrior
ilovecake
Treblaine
No, the correct answer is Tshi, which means displeasure with the cooking of the duck-meat.
SuperPerforator
That one angered me. Kid got it perfectly right - the letters are all there and shit is a real word.
InfinitusEquitas
I purposely misspelled worksheet as workshit for half a year... two teacher class, one teacher knew, was in on the joke, it was great.
Treblaine
LtKifKroker
, don't'cha think?
malakim
Thats not an answer a jedi would give you.
IAmTheBadW01f
It seems they haven't heard the tragedy of darth Pelagius the wise
HeyZeusPourMeAnotherGlass
Only a Sith deals in absolutes. Aside from that, I mean.
ItCanOnlyBeANipple
This Sith hits shit.
thisp0st
This shit hits sith.
MouthSpiders
This hits sith shit
superkingthebestoneofthethree
never seen that true/false one before. i doubt that's from a kid but man that's awesome. wish I tried that once as a kid.
noperator
I swear this is my friends homework from years back. I even remember him showing me the picture, but I can't find it on my phone.
mostlyfrank
Totally used to do this bank in the days
Vesane
I always used to try that at school, but not on every answer. Sometimes worked, but yes teachers defs know it obviously
Primotimewaster
It was ingenious
percivaldanvers
I don't think I've ever seen it work
NegimaSensei
Had a HS teacher tell us about it on our first test of the year and explained if our answer wasn't clear, it was automatically wrong.
SadPlatypus
First test comes around. Put all answers as "clear", just to be a smart ass.
NegimaSensei
They were the kind of teacher that would take your test, laugh at the joke, then hand you a new one and say how much time you had left.
edgarbird
Teachers will see through your shit and mark them all wrong, as shown above. Better to have a 50% chance than to have a 0%, my friend.
superkingthebestoneofthethree
No, no. I would do it fully expecting them to all be marked wrong. I wasn't a good student anyway, might as well go down laughing.
Urndy
See, you can only do it with one or two, that way you can argue it easy. Haggle with that teacher
aaaaaa123456789
They are allowed to do that over there?
merlinious
Over where?
aaaaaa123456789
Wherever @edgarbird is from.
imgurcommocrugmi
Haha you said underwear.
merlinious
No i didn't
themuttonisniceandlean
Mark wrong vague answers? Wherever it is, yes, and they should be. Kid was trying to fool the system and teacher called him on his BS.
aaaaaa123456789
Then the issue is with the system, not the kid. If "false" is the correct answer to the question, then it should be marked as such; (1/2)
aaaaaa123456789
otherwise, everyone who answered exactly the same (i.e., just "false") should have it marked off. This is why multiple choice is bad. (2/2)
themuttonisniceandlean
The kid wrote the word so every word could be read as true or false. That's why the handwriting is so weird.
imgurcommocrugmi
He didn't write false, he wrote it in such a way that combines both "true" and "false" and could be interpreted either way. So no, it's him.
soff70
I have a feeling the the "accepted" answer for #5 would really piss me off as a physics undergrad
Oilycam
What would you say it is? I have no idea... not love obviously
SuperPerforator
It's super misleading even, since all forces have the same relative strength regardless if on Earth or not. Stupid question, really.
ignimbrite
Strong Nuclear is the one I would expect as a test writer there
merlinious
Im thinking electromagnetic, but am very unsure. What would you anser with?
FuzzyX
The test answer is likely to be gravity (lifts object in protest) but the correct answer the strong nuclear force binding atoms together.
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Even as far back as 8th grade science, I was taught that gravity was the weakest of the four.
CaptainLateToTheGame
Strong nuclear force, the force that keeps atomic nuclei together
merlinious
I forgot that one! Thats the one that has to overpower the repulsion of the protons from eachother, right?
PegForMercy
I don't have a degree in theoretic physics, only a theoretic degree in physics, but couldn't a large amount of mass (→ ∞) in a small enough
PegForMercy
volume (→ 0) potentially be stronger? Maybe in extreme scenarios like supermassive black hole? Do fundamental interaction even work the same
PegForMercy
after event horizon? Legit questions, I don't have the know-how to mathematically understand some theories.
valarjk
The only problem is... where do we find a black hole on earth? *insert your mom joke here*