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When asked what I want to do for Valentine's Day
Feb 14, 2016 10:42 PM
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wazeewa
I tell my gf this, she gets a smile on her face, then the cockblock bangs at the door "DAD!!! SISTER WON'T LET ME HAVE A TURN!!" *sigh*
DeDutchDudeDatDoes
This, and by this I mostly mean the word DAD, instantly and merely tells me that you are incapable of using protection at the right moments.
DeDutchDudeDatDoes
And therefore you shoudst not be having coitus at all.
DeDutchDudeDatDoes
O and BTW because being a dude, I felt sorry for you, I did upvote man ...
wazeewa
Unfortunately, sarcasm has a horrible ability to translate into text. Should I have prefaced my comment with SARCASM or "THIS IS A JOKE!" ?
DeDutchDudeDatDoes
but I was only joking too ... :-(
Sossesvin
Do Not And I Repeat Do Not Use Sarcasm In Text.
DeDutchDudeDatDoes
Are you being sarcastic right now? :-)
Sossesvin
Ur a witty lil cunt ill give u that m8