Russian Exorcism

Jan 19, 2017 3:32 PM

medrusta

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funny

"If we are united even in our training, we will be undefeatable" -message on back wall

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This is not Jesus talked to do

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-10 shadow damage

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Double damage against undead!

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They bless ships, boats, and motorcycles where I grew up in the US.

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You see Ivan...

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I have to tap my calendar to see it isn't stuck.

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*Radiant

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Wololo!

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bonus damage on vampires and zombies

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Are the Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch in that pile?

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Bless ALL the things!

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"Bless these O Lord so that we may look at thine enemies and they may snuff it" - Priest, probably

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Apparently Russia has a out of control demon problem.

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The Russian Government pursues a very close relationship with the Orthodox Church because church + state = power.

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That's a deep thought actually.

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That's what they get for murdering the mad monk.

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So that's why AKs are so reliable...

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They don't call it "spraying and praying" for nothing

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On a clip and a prayer.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MAGAZINE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE just joking

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They is.

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Putin would be proud

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So the Swiss guard (pope police) have holy 226s. If I had the money or influence I would acquire one.

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You can't buy something that's blessed. As soon as you pay money for it, it becomes un-blessed.

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Tell that to my indulgence.

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So only accepting gifts and stealing. Got it.

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You could just pay for a picture of the gun, but the gun comes free with purchase. Checkmate, Christians.

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I'd wager you could donate a lot of money to the church for charity and be gifted a pistol.

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Maybe, or you could probably just buy the pistol and take it to them to get it blessed for free. Not like blessing requires a lot of effort.

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Yeah but these are engraved and blessed by the pope himself

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