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ffilm
What's red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.
ThisMayBeMyLastPost
As Michael J Fox is mentioned, always remember https://www.michaeljfox.org/
Nalianna
4 looks like a Trump joke.
ForThoseWondering
The most commonly misspelled name is "Michael."
LucidPariah
This was great!
Goggmagogg
ok i liked the last one
NoGoodNick
DON'T GET ME STARTED https://youtu.be/-LTJEIk9zYg
GiveMeAllThePizza
Impressive. Exhaled a bit louder than normal.
luketreefreebean
So you want me to start off my mornings with not being funny?
luketreefreebean
Well good, I don't like change.
HumfreeBugart
Good old dad, always full of jokes from last century
fartharder
I can attest to #5. I just told it to my wife and she said she was confused.
Pyrotha
"Jokes"
kingnoble
Dying of terminal cancer
EggMarbles
denzino
KhakiChan
he said half a cat LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
natangold
If if statements had no then clauses…
FrancisFulloffrenchpeople
https://youtu.be/ZGfWBgfiPuY
jakethetao
Dad wouldn't even touch these
thegreatheed
#15 should be: not a home.
sundaymondayhippyday
Ah the old non-joke Chicken meme I miss it!
jeanclaudvanwham
SuperSecretScientistStuff
These were on game grumps
ManOfCulture
Yeah, they're also called "Anti-jokes" on google
FineapplePie
Dark jokes are like food. Not everybody gets it.
zrobacov
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Man walks into a bar, carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm, says to the bartender " gimmie a beer, and 1 for the road"
Can1ChangeThisL8r
#5 isn't supposed to make sense, right? I'm not blonde but I'm definitely confused
DVSBSTrD
Because when you paint yourself green you look like a vegetable, and it's usually people attacking vegetables with forks.
iDrinkDrano
Correct. It confuses anyone.
fartharder
But if you were blonde you'd still be confused, right?
Chopst6
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
Excellent, but a haiku must contain a reference to time and nature.
shveet
Well you could use a groundfridge http://www.florisschoonderbeek.com/2016/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Groundfridge-infographic-zus-1.jpg
BlueClockWorks
Actually all haiku end in "it's snowing on Mt. Fuji"
tyronetyrone
This is a falsehood The internet told me so I'm a grown ass man
RigorMortis76
My refrigerator has a clock on it and I store vegetables in it. Does that count?
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
Yup. As long as they are referenced in the poem.
lffi
This is a falsehood
lffi
Haikus need no set theme set
lffi
It's snowing on Mount Fuji
thegreatheed
I see what you did, with your clever response there. My feet hurt today.
sundaymondayhippyday
Number 13 not drawing a perfect circle? Anyone can..#
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Okowski
I had a teacher in high school who could do that. witnessed many other staff members attempt it and fail through the years.
Okowski
I had a teacher in high school who could do that. witnessed many other staff members attempt it and fail through the years.
Knilore
I mean all those rough chalk edges....
thedragonoverlord
a perfect circle is exactly the same through and through. they did a study on his circles and the best they got was a 13.17 and a 12.90
thedragonoverlord
rough estimate from memory. but yes he got extremely close to a perfect circle.
ImAlwaysRelevantLOL
Drawing a perfect circle is a sign of being insane or mentally off.
Youwillneverknowwhoiam
that doesn't seem right
teegyo
It's a philosophy joke. Perfect Circles only exist as a concept. It's impossible to draw a perfect circle.
AussieBacon
While in theory it is unattainable by hand, any graphing software will draw one
AussieBacon
While in theory it is unattainable by hand, any graphing software will draw one
supermassimo
It is not actually perfect since pixels are square
DaMightySpoon
Shhh dont ruin the magic