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Killertortilla
That last one is why I can never play the games that long. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED TO FIND THE REAL KILLER WITH ONLY THIS EVIDENCE?"
BayazTheBenevolent
M. T. Andy Praved. That's bloody genius lmao
SodaKid7
I'll just leave this additional one here. Thanks, Katie! https://s3.amazonaws.com/AZComics/comic567.png
Kyuubles
That last one is somewhat accurate for the US legal system
flyingdutchfrenchman
This dump was fucking hilarious, cheers
m00nhowl3r
noClue69
That Dartrix comic took me more time to understand than I care to admit. Very clever.
SgtPotshot
The Yakuza ones are painfully accurate
Gorgrim
Problem with the Mimic egg one, you can never breed mimic eggs.
Sephority
Now you quit that logic
TheGreatClockworkJohnson
Yep, the ads every 7 pictures or whatever is too much.
Sephority
I agree
blessedbl4d3
Find the old .apk and sideload it. I didn't update and I'm just fine.
HermitBean
#9 DRR... DRR... DRR...
Montablac
hes names "Kyle" because "Kyle Otye"
AnxiousCuttlefish
Geez, and here I always thought he was a german shepherd...
Sephority
But he's a wolf
SpaceCatJeffy
I thought he was a Hyena
xMyst87
Coyote?
Montablac
yea, ive never had to spell it before cause dingos
HoweJ
Yeah, Katie's hilarious. ^_^
Montablac
also literal rocket scientist
HoweJ
That too, yeah.
Ruhig
Awkward Zombie is one of my all-time favourite web comics. Even the ones about games you've never played are funny.
HoweJ
Agreed. :D
iwanttomountndewya
The last one believe is because Japan is a "guilty till proven innocent" type of country
Porecomesis
Check out this article: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/video-games/issues/issue_253/7530-Phoenix-Wright-s-Objection
Muffyns
No it's because ace attorney and you have 3 days to prove your client innocent and find the real killer or you go to jail at being bad
merlinious
More like "hold you for a month with psychological torture trying to get a confession out of you, which is essentially bulletproof in court"
2graves
Very high confession rates on those guilty guys!
Voltair
Extremely high conviction rate and good luck trying to prove yourself innocent. Persona 5 taught me all about that.
iwanttomountndewya
Game theory too!
FiveShiftOne
But they WERE proved innocent. That doesn't make sense.
senseihugo
Her client was, not her.
oblivire
That Stardew Valley one is so accurate it hurts.
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MedMonkey
http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=071116
Aldante92
Except she was talking to Robin, the carpenter from Stardew
aPokal
Werenostrangerstolove
...yeah
The5lacker
"Ghost" as a pokemon type is one of the most fucked up things about the series.
FiveShiftOne
No, it's one of the "kills unsuspecting children" pokemon.
squirrelrubbinghisnips
Like drifloon
Sephority
No! He just floats them away and..and...
Elonth
its made of dead pokemon but eats children and pokemons souls by luring them inside the sand castle. yes
LordAlfrey
Mmm, I see. But, why?
TobiOfTheAkatsuki
No, it's just haunted sand. It's evolution, Palossand, though, eats people and Pokemon whole and keeps their bones underneath it.
Surely
Wow, Pokemon got dark at some point.
ShankMugen
It's a ghost, what did you expect?
Surely
I like friendly ghosts that help you with pottery and stuff
aPokal
ThePotatoBandit
fuckin lavender town had the creepiest music
Surely
Ha, I actually had to think of this while writing my comment.
MsSomebody
Pokémon has always been dark... I mean, check out gen 1 Haunter dex entry:
MsSomebody
By licking, it saps the victim's life. It causes shaking that won't stop until the victim's demise.
Surely
True, but eating children's souls still sounds worse to me.
Straga27
At some point? Pretty sure Hypno dex entries imply it abducts children.
Surely
Oh yeah, there was something like that. Well, at least it doesn't eat their souls. Or does it? ^^
Straga27
And also pure weird. Like the one where a child fell a sleep and woke up as a kadabra
GiantEarlobe
Pretty sure in platinum there was an endgame bit where you save a girl from a hypno
kingfreak
Firered / Leafgreen, on the Sevii islands